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there is a dream (and it sleeps in me) by phroggit (samsung_alot), samsung_alot for TobyFoxtrott
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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He tries to feel around. His hands can hardly move from their position and all he can feel is hard plastic walls. He runs his tied feet across any surface he can and finds only the same plastic walls. When he wiggles his feet in front of him and up, there’s a slight incline that makes Tommy think he’s not in some kind of plastic box, but something else.
A car horn goes off somewhere. Tommy blinks and realizes he is tied up in someone’s fucking trunk.
What the fuck, Tommy thinks, very eloquently.
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Swallow Your Affections by Jeeblie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
16 Oct 2025
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that...
You couldn't die.
Not without extra steps.
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- 82/?
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YOOO CHAT TS IS SO PEAK IM STRAIGHT CHEESING!!!
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The hand that had been holding the knife came up to Dreams face again, cupping it as Blade leaned in. Experimentally he traced his hand across Dreams face and swiped his thumb across Dreams lips, leaving behind a warm wet substance.
Blood, Dream distantly realised in an abstract horrified sense, he’d put blood on my face.
Techno leaned back, hand lingering over the others lips as he exhaled in excitement. Just like he thought- With his dirty blonde hair splayed out around his head like a halo, green eyes wide with unshed tears and face stained with fresh scarlet blood- the other man was very pretty.
Or! What happens when you’re a serial killer that’s apart of an immortal family and you decide to kidnap the guy you’re pretty sure you just fell head over heels for after almost killing him?....
Fuck.
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- 12/?
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Elbow-deep in DSBI by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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A series of all of my DSBI fics, for your reading pleasure <3
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- 1,782
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New Like the Dawn (He Breaks at Night) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Dec 2022
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Ranboo had just moved to L’Manberg, a grand city with even grander job opportunities, which is exactly why his moms and him moved.
His first day isn’t even over before he meets his new best friend, a boy named Tubbo U. Craft. They seem to have a quickfire bond that rivals even that of his old friend group, and they knew each other for years.
Though his attitude changes after learning of a horrible group of serial killers, meets Tubbo’s adoptive family, and starts to notice some less-than-comforting similarities between his best platonic husband and the Mad Scientist Spree Killer - Between the entire Craft family and the deranged Sleepy Boys Incorporated Murderers.
To say the least, this school year is not looking in his favor.(Or: Ranboo moves to a new town with new friends on the horizon, and a rich family that is more than happy to be the friendliest neighbors on the street, but their sweetness soon turns sickening when he finds out the secrets just behind closed doors.)
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- 13,785
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- 8/?
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I’m sick and I don’t want to get better by Ifourgor, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Jun 2024
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Techno is a world renowned vampire hunter (okay hunter of everything) who has a love for violence and a heart that sympathizes with the undead. In fact most of his friends are undead. When he moves over to Europe for more work, he finds that is heart can still beat for family. His worst nightmare.
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Or Techno likes killing things for fun and can only seem to relate to vampires, and they all find it endearing.
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Or evil Techno’s vampire platonic harem
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A general collection of all my dark SBI works, some parts will be standalone oneshots and others will be inspired by other fics or ongoing fics / au's
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Anon(If you know, keep quiet) by Anonymous
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), nonw, Stardew Valley (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Mar 2023
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I'll let you deal with my writing
Supper slow updates in all of the ones that are multiple parts
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the best anon dreamnoblade fics
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At the age of fifteen, Tessa, the princess of the Arctic Empire is getting married.
On the day of her sixteenth birthday, King Philza and Prince Wilbur are informed of the death of the princess. The king disappears, and the prince takes his place.
Two years later, a war is brewing between the Arctic Empire and the SMP.
At the moment, Wilbur has been kidnapped by a gang of pirates led by Theseus and the most wanted thug Technoblade.
All this is a story about tragedy, pain, hope and freedom.
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The child looks him up and down carefully, “Are you, my babysitter?” He asks, tone curious.
Wilbur nods, “Yeah, I am. I’m Wilbur.” He introduces, heart, slowing down from the sudden scare.
“Tommy, the biggest man ever.” The child smiles, putting his hands on his hips.
Wilbur grins, “I’m sure you are.” He agrees, “So Tommy, what would you like to do? I was thinking about dinner at 5:30?”
The kid jumps down the last few stairs, nodding, “Ok! Will you come play with me and Techno?”
Wilbur raises his eyebrows, “Techno?”
Tommy holds up the doll, “Techno! He is my best friend and protector!”
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Who knew something so simple, could take a turn so fast?
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The Angel Sees Justice by BelNivalis
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
21 Sep 2021
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Phil was just planning a quick get-in and get-out job. He wasn't planning on realizing his feelings.
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An Ounce of Peace is All I Want for You by scout (scout_eki)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2021
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It’s not going to be particularly easy to escort a vulnerable and exhausted man out of the prison, but Techno is nothing if not stubborn. Even if he has to carry the man for miles to get back to Techno’s home, he’d do it without a second thought. He’ll do anything to save Harpocrates.
Or: Techno breaks Dream out of prison, and they both struggle with the aftermath.
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SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
Hilarity ensues
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- 109,139
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Basically my favorite fics ya
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murder, cannibalism, kidnapping, & other illegal acts by phroggit (samsung_alot), samsung_alot
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
20 Mar 2025
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An unconnected series of Dark SBI fics.
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AMAZING works, every last one of them.
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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Awesome alien fic
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Peachy but Peachy Writes MCYT by PeachyKeener
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Nov 2022
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- 7
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Vampire Daddy Issues: The Series by AdrianaintheSnow
Fandom: Dream SMP, Dream SMP-Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
21 Dec 2023
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P good happy ending not too slow burn
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What do you MEAN the kids not getting murdered too by sand_stinger for trashcatgod
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Jun 2022
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There was screaming coming from the basement again. Blood curdling, horror-like wails of despair that could only come from a person facing their violent death.
Tommy sighed. Was it too much to ask for them to be quiet, for once? It was always something with murder victims- wails, or groans, or moans, or pleads, they never did shut the fuck up. Tommy had half a mind to kill them himself to make them get quiet, but thankfully Techno did that job for him. And they were dead-quiet (Ha.) when Tommy had to deal with them.
Who even was this guy? Well, not like it mattered much. He would be dead soon anyway.
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Or, Tommy wanted a calm night reading while his roommate killed someone. It very rudely gets interrupted by a man who should be dead.
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Phil always said he’d help Techno bury a body. Usually in passing with a teasing smile and a knock on the arm. Considering the fact that Phil was literally a cop, he never took it too seriously and just laughed alongside him as he promised the same.
So you couldn’t blame him when, after his first kill, he was more than a little surprised that the man actually meant it.
It had been really one of the worst situations you could be in after straight up murdering someone, borderline comical in how self incriminating it all looked. Phil, an officer of the law, had literally caught him red handed and standing over a gored body.
But instead of running like any sane person would or even shooting him like any cop would, he locked the door behind him and asked where Technos shovel was.
He can’t really remember what he said in return, a lot of that night was hazy.
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Technos a rural recluse with a little corrupt found family and he makes a big uh oh and accidentally kidnaps a kid. Dadnoblade will likely ensue.
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- Part 34 of Dory's Dark SBI
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For decades, two empires have been at war with one another:
The peaceful and prosperous Monarch Empire: ruled by the beloved Minecraft Family.
And the Antartic empire: A cold and Powereful Empire which is ruled by a Ruthless tyrant only really known as "The Blade".
The Antartic Empire had been successful in conquering every other kingdom that came before it, growing bigger and faster than ever.
But there was still one Problem: Technoblade needed an heir.
So what did he do about that?
He stole one of course
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