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Swallow Your Affections by Jeeblie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
16 Oct 2025
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You were a recruit, asked to join a rebellion you didn't believe in- to fight against people you didn't know- all the while carrying around the knowledge and the secret that...
You couldn't die.
Not without extra steps.
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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Looking back at his cabin, Techno considered his axe, leaning up against the wall next to the fence for his garden. Vining ivy and plenty of vibrant flowers were growing, after months of research and a good weekend spent buying and planting. He could always just go with the classic axe murder. It was what got him his reputation, after all, and that was something to uphold.
He ended up bringing the axe. At the end of the day, it was good to have options.
or: a serial killer and a vampire walk into the forest
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Phil always said he’d help Techno bury a body. Usually in passing with a teasing smile and a knock on the arm. Considering the fact that Phil was literally a cop, he never took it too seriously and just laughed alongside him as he promised the same.
So you couldn’t blame him when, after his first kill, he was more than a little surprised that the man actually meant it.
It had been really one of the worst situations you could be in after straight up murdering someone, borderline comical in how self incriminating it all looked. Phil, an officer of the law, had literally caught him red handed and standing over a gored body.
But instead of running like any sane person would or even shooting him like any cop would, he locked the door behind him and asked where Technos shovel was.
He can’t really remember what he said in return, a lot of that night was hazy.
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Technos a rural recluse with a little corrupt found family and he makes a big uh oh and accidentally kidnaps a kid. Dadnoblade will likely ensue.
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- Part 34 of Dory's Dark SBI
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The Blood of the Covenant and the Blood on my Hands by TheRandomizedOne
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jan 2025
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Tommy dragged him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."
"Have you ever considered that you wouldn't be able to?" Techno replied calmly.
"Oh I absolutely could," Tommy hissed. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."
"And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupted, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.
Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad
Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.
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When Dream and Tommy wake up tied to gaming chairs in a dark room, they quickly realize they’ve been kidnapped by Technoblade, a serial killer.
Dream and Tommy have to work together to escape.
Or: Literally just a crack fic where Technoblade kidnaps Dream and Tommy
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there is a dream (and it sleeps in me) by phroggit (samsung_alot), samsung_alot for TobyFoxtrott
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Dec 2024
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He tries to feel around. His hands can hardly move from their position and all he can feel is hard plastic walls. He runs his tied feet across any surface he can and finds only the same plastic walls. When he wiggles his feet in front of him and up, there’s a slight incline that makes Tommy think he’s not in some kind of plastic box, but something else.
A car horn goes off somewhere. Tommy blinks and realizes he is tied up in someone’s fucking trunk.
What the fuck, Tommy thinks, very eloquently.
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At the age of fifteen, Tessa, the princess of the Arctic Empire is getting married.
On the day of her sixteenth birthday, King Philza and Prince Wilbur are informed of the death of the princess. The king disappears, and the prince takes his place.
Two years later, a war is brewing between the Arctic Empire and the SMP.
At the moment, Wilbur has been kidnapped by a gang of pirates led by Theseus and the most wanted thug Technoblade.
All this is a story about tragedy, pain, hope and freedom.
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I’m sick and I don’t want to get better by Ifourgor, orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Jun 2024
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Techno is a world renowned vampire hunter (okay hunter of everything) who has a love for violence and a heart that sympathizes with the undead. In fact most of his friends are undead. When he moves over to Europe for more work, he finds that is heart can still beat for family. His worst nightmare.
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Or Techno likes killing things for fun and can only seem to relate to vampires, and they all find it endearing.
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Or evil Techno’s vampire platonic harem
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Title from This is What Space Feels Like by JVKE
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The tips of Kristin’s fingers scratched gentle ministrations into Techno’s scalp and he relaxed.
“Are you worried we’ll love you less?” Kristin asked, pulling a hand through Techno’s curls.
“No…” Wilbur turned to face the door. “But you’ll have to feed him. And Dad says there’s barely enough food for us.” Kristin’s hands slowed and she sighed.
“Exactly what conversations have you been having with your father?”
“I heard you two talking in your room through the wall. I’ve been trying to eat less to save some for the baby, but I don’t think it’s working.” Kristin sighed again.
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OR; Techno needs to wash his hair. Painful memories resurface.
OR OR; I was feeling squishy in a weird way and wrote something sad. (Kristin, Techno and Wilbur Haircare AU)
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- Part 11 of I’m Not Throwing Away My [one] Shot
- Part 4 of Beloveds
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the people here are living (they welcome you to stay) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Apr 2024
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Wilbur's eyes weren't human, Tommy thought, but they saw him in a way it seemed nobody else's could. His voice was quiet, hushed, almost reverent, but it still echoed in the nearly empty room.
"It's called St. Michael's. The hospital. They thought it would help, putting a holy name on a place like this. It didn't, of course. But I suppose it's easier to laugh at optimistic fools when you're the creature in their walls." A pause. Another sigh. "You're on the other side of it from me, as it is now. You're the one staring at the thing in the shadows."
A cold hand brushed across his face, tracing the scar he'd gotten when he was little, climbing trees. He'd traveled up and up, certain that if he climbed just a little farther, pushed just a little more, that he'd find home. That his parents would look up from their work and their social gatherings. That someone, anyone would see him. That he would find a home.
"Trust me, it's much more fun in the dark."
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The hand that had been holding the knife came up to Dreams face again, cupping it as Blade leaned in. Experimentally he traced his hand across Dreams face and swiped his thumb across Dreams lips, leaving behind a warm wet substance.
Blood, Dream distantly realised in an abstract horrified sense, he’d put blood on my face.
Techno leaned back, hand lingering over the others lips as he exhaled in excitement. Just like he thought- With his dirty blonde hair splayed out around his head like a halo, green eyes wide with unshed tears and face stained with fresh scarlet blood- the other man was very pretty.
Or! What happens when you’re a serial killer that’s apart of an immortal family and you decide to kidnap the guy you’re pretty sure you just fell head over heels for after almost killing him?....
Fuck.
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There is a creature in Kingdom park, one responsible for many disappearances. When he decides that he’s amused by the only ranger able to thwart him, he decides it’s time to play a game with him.
In Karl’s mind, he’s the only thing standing between the pigman and the many lost hikers and joggers in the park.
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Squid Kid Loses A Contest (Gains a New BF Out of It) by ImBoredTbh for ImBoredTbh
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Dec 2023
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All Squid wanted was to join a slightly competitive contest about growing potatoes. He has no idea how it spiraled into an all out war against some brutish Greek kid named "Technoblade."
But Squid quickly realizes that there's something more sinister hiding under Technoblade's surface.
What's worse, he seems to have caught his attention.
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Philza, mafia boss of The Syndicate, hears whispers of a man who has a tendency to kill people and he wants to get him on his side. However, there is only one way that might happen and that is to capture his brother in order to force him to do his bidding until he eventually joins. It doesn't go well at first.
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For decades, two empires have been at war with one another:
The peaceful and prosperous Monarch Empire: ruled by the beloved Minecraft Family.
And the Antartic empire: A cold and Powereful Empire which is ruled by a Ruthless tyrant only really known as "The Blade".
The Antartic Empire had been successful in conquering every other kingdom that came before it, growing bigger and faster than ever.
But there was still one Problem: Technoblade needed an heir.
So what did he do about that?
He stole one of course
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It was a change not even felt (but it changed everything) by idontknowuperson
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jul 2023
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Four black feathers now bear his arm when it was empty a moments ago .
It looked beautiful,but it took all the strength Tommy had to not vomit where he sits .
Or In a world full of soul mates ,Tommy doesn’t have one ,that changes.
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The child looks him up and down carefully, “Are you, my babysitter?” He asks, tone curious.
Wilbur nods, “Yeah, I am. I’m Wilbur.” He introduces, heart, slowing down from the sudden scare.
“Tommy, the biggest man ever.” The child smiles, putting his hands on his hips.
Wilbur grins, “I’m sure you are.” He agrees, “So Tommy, what would you like to do? I was thinking about dinner at 5:30?”
The kid jumps down the last few stairs, nodding, “Ok! Will you come play with me and Techno?”
Wilbur raises his eyebrows, “Techno?”
Tommy holds up the doll, “Techno! He is my best friend and protector!”
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Who knew something so simple, could take a turn so fast?
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A Total Eclipse by thatoneleo
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2023
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“If you guys are going to kill me then you shouldn’t do that.”
Both of them stop their silent conversation to look at him.
“We aren’t going to kill you kid,” Wilbur says sweetly.
Tommy looks at Wilbur like he’s the stupidest person in the room, which he might just be.
or an au where tommy winds up as the assistant for two serial killers because he’s a nepo baby
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Oh withered one, psychotic and perfect by Phoenix_09x
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Apr 2023
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Tommy smiled as he pulled his mask down, this would be fun. He hasn’t exactly killed more then one person, it would be an interesting experience. He adjusted his gloves on his hands as he put the finishing touches on his outfit. It had to be perfect, after all he had two people to impress. He reached out to the table beside him and carefully pulled out two knives, he examined the blades and the handles. He ran his thumb over the engraved designs, they were perfect for them. He could already see them, hands holding the knife as it stuck out of their chests a fearful look on their faces and a crown of poisoned roses on there heads, he couldn’t wait.
Or, Tommy is a serial killer, the syndicate is a group of serial killers who so happen to catch interest on the case. Things happen and oh the fbi is chilling here to. I wonder what could happen