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    Techno is the Blood God, a deity know for his violence and bloodthirst. Or at least that is what everyone thinks of him.
    In reality he is a pretty decent guy, at least that is what Phil always says. Personally he doesn't know what to think.

    Dream is blessed by the Blood God, being both a great fighter and a great person.
    He wants to show the world that the Blood God is a lot different then commenly percieved.
    And when he meets Techno, it is no different.

    Will Dream be able to convince Techno that the Blood God is a good guy? Will Techno be able to believe him, even after everything?

    Or

    Blood God Techno meets devoty Dream, and healing ensues.

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    In the midst of chaos, Tommy will always find the opportunity to make it worse. That’s something that Techno has learned the longer he travels with these two strange men.

    He has to be thankful, of course. He was a little runt of a Piglin, stuck in a Bastion that didn’t really want him, half-starved and ill with rot. And yet, Phil picked him up out the Nethervoid without so much as a second thought. So, of course, Techno had to be thankful.

    He could still be a little annoyed when Tommy made hard things worse.

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    In a dystopian society ruled by the corrupt Hero Commission, heroes aren’t born—they’re built. Mass-produced, programmed, and deployed like weapons, they’re praised as saviors while secretly stripped of identity and control. At the center of it all stands the Hero Tower, once a sanctuary founded by the city’s first hero, Phil—known as the Crowfather. A visionary of sharp mind and deep compassion, Phil built the Tower to protect both civilians and heroes. To shield them from the mental toll of heroism, he created a neural safeguard system rooted in trust, memory, and recovery.

    But after his betrayal and exile, the Commission twisted everything. Phil’s system became a leash. The Tower, a prison.
    Now branded a villain, Phil has returned with his two sons—forming the Syndicate. Their goal: dismantle the Commission, free every stolen hero, and restore the Tower’s original purpose. But standing in their way is the Commission’s greatest weapon: Hero Unit 01—Dream, the number one hero and final product of their control. Can the Syndicate bring him home? Or will Dream fall before he ever remembers who he truly is?

    (Slow Updates)
    CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

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    Consciousness came back in slow waves.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.

    Beep.

    Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.

    What is breathing anyway?

     

    aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier

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    As Tommy pushed the door to the ice cream shop open and breathed in the cool night air, he let a victorious smile crawl across his face. The amazing and wonderful Tommy Innit had succeeded once again. He popped open the ice cream, and inhaled the sweet aroma. Ah, it really was a perfect night.
    “Who the hell are you?!”
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    A.K.A. Wilbur sets up an fake information run in the hopes to catch Dream red handed. Dream sends Tommy instead. Chaos, angst, identity confusion, and perhaps found family ensues.
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    "This fic walks the line between so much crack it's practically cocaine and good good crunchy angst and that's my ideal fic right there"
    - a very nice bookmark
    "The amount of times I had to cover my mouth from cackling while reading this. I love this fic, although Dream is a bitch."
    - another very nice bookmark
    "Everybody's an idiot. Literally everyone."
    - a very nice and accurate bookmark

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    Tommy would’ve loved to correct the bitch on the fact that spiders technically aren’t bugs but arachnids, if only he could get a word out of his mouth. But he can’t even breathe properly, the stabbing pain in his chest reminding him of the fact, when he tries to get some oxygen into his lungs. Curse scorpion for not even letting Tommy say his last words.

    Or: Techno is Spider-Man and he thought he was the only one.

     
    Title from Isimo by Bleachers

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    “I… I killed him. I killed my father.” He admitted, letting out a sob as he winced in pain from the action. Shit.

    Phil would literally kill him if he brought this kid back. The Syndicate was already spread so thin on supplies, with Aimsey recovering from freezing, and Ranboo and Wilbur recovering from the bounty hunters. Not to mention the fact that Billiam III could be on their tail now. Either way, he yanked off his scarf and pressed it to the wound. The kid cried out in pain, nails digging into Techno's hand.

    “Don’t look at it. What’s your name?” Techno asked, attempting to scoop the kid up while still holding pressure on the gunshot.

    “Tommy.” He said. Tommy passed out before they even left the house.

    ***
    Or,

    Technoblade, known by the private military company of Wardens and bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to Philza Minecraft, the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee known as the Syndicate. Tommy Innit, the son of an ex-priest and now an orphan, runs into him during a robbery. Cue the found family speedrun as everything the gunslinger knows about himself falls apart.

    *HIATUS - TO BE RE-WRITTEN*

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    Three short stories combined about Techno, Niki and Wilbur as prophets.

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    Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
    Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
    Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
    But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.

    (if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)

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    He was finally going on a mission, not as a hunter with Dream like he imagined, but as an assistant with Sam. His sixteenth birthday just hit, and he was being allowed to enter the most dangerous nation for him right now.
    The Antarctic Empire

    A nation filled and ruled by hybrids, dangerous creatures that could kill you in an instant.
    Tommy had been told all throughout his childhood how dangerous they were, and how hunters were created to take them out.
    Now he was traveling with Sam to visit a town on the outstretches of the nation. Pogtopia.
    Trying to blend in and fulfill his duties as Sam’s assistant, he runs into a stuck up emo prick while getting food again.
    “You’re a child
    “I’M NOT A CHILD YOU FUCKING PRICK”
    “A gremlin, then” fondness evident in his tone.

    Yeah, Tommy really hated this guy.

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    Ranboo, a part of a small group of scavengers, obtains a sword in an ancient ruin. They do not take the time to read the warnings on the walls.

    or: Ranboo picks up a magical sword and gains a possible friend, possible danger. Only time will tell.

    or or: inspired by httyd, Tangled (story has changes a little so this is more minor) and Excalibur (mildly). The whole idea has gotten way from me so here we are!

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    The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.

    or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. he gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.

    or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.

    I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims

    As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day

    Edit for the release of chapter 63: The main plot is done, more updates in this story are to come but for those that don't want to read an unfinished story, dw I got you :p

    arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun *tm

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    title from Conquest of Spaces by Woodkid
    playlist for this fic

    In the Universe of Dyrmidon, there is a small pantheon of deities that oversee aspects of reality.
    There is a cosmic balance, but one god seeks to destroy everything that mortals and non-mortals alike know and love.
    The appearance of one last god will end this danger and remove this god's power to overthrow the Primordial Deity...
    but the twisted god of life knows this and will stop at nothing until this god-to-be is dead.

    Or, a heavily worldbuilt DSMP "Steampunk Pirates In Space" AU that nobody asked for but I have planned out and will work on regardless

    I gave a lot of characters different names than canon (for the idea that they're characters, not the creators/actors) so have fun figuring out who's who hehe
    it's like a hero fic but better

    DISCLAIMER:
    There are two original characters based on certain DSMP characters in this fic that are no longer associated with their creators/actors. There are resemblances, to be expected, but they are my OCs now. kay thanks bye

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    That’s weird, the van’s still exactly how he left it. Off. But the mechanical rumble has turned almost into a roar, deafening even to someone without Techno’s hearing, and it’s only getting closer. He scans the road—driveway, really—that the van came in on, but there’s nothing there. Maybe beh-

    THUNK

    Technoblade whips back around, and-

    “Shit,” he whispers. “Lark, shit, Jackdaw’s here.”

    Jackdaw.

    The city’s most feared criminal. Hell, villain. He’s not exactly low-profile, not in the circles Techno’s in. Not in most circles.

    ---
    Or, Technoblade stumbles into something he really shouldn't have seen, and makes several decisions he really shouldn't have made.

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    “He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”

    “Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”

    “No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”

    “Power to Prime Wilbur….”

    “At least he said sorry?”

    //or//

    Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.

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    “So what I'm understanding,” Phil starts, tone incredulous. “Is that you figure out a way to invade every single country on the planet?”

    “Yeah,” Techno says, indifferent, casual, like this conversation has any right to be.

     

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    Basically Techno decides taking over the world is a coll first project as sort of emperor(?????) And Tommy and Wilbur are away and they miss them. Plus Techno still needs to get used ti being a person, so, cuddles:)

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    Dream ran as he pushed past people, not caring if they fell or stumbled. The brown haired man was shouting to the blonde kid who was too frightened to move. Dream broke through the gasping crowd, who for some reason weren’t rushing to help the kid, cowards. Dream leapt in the air before he could think as he wrapped an arm around his waist and an arm shielding his head.

    Noise….Yelling..a name?.....Tires…screeching…honks..more yelling….

    A voice. Was that… dad? Oh- nevermind, it’s the brunette man. Just Dream being dramatic and thinking he died. The brunette man was saying something… but what?

    Dream couldn’t hear him.

    “alright-help….concious ....ambulance!”

    At that word Dream snapped his eyes open. No way in hell was he going to a hospital! The bills would make him work his whole life to pay the hospital debt.

    “No..” A slurred noise. His own.
    ________________________________

    Or

    Dream has lost the purpose of life. Will these 2 hooligans (Wilbur and Tommy), Technoblade and Philza be able to show him how beautiful life just is?

    ________________________________

    Or

    Dream comfort fic in which SBI practically adopt and take care of a sad Dream.

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    Tommy is a normal civilian with a normal life. Well, that is until he meets a certain pinkette at a bus stop and he thinks nothing could go bad, right? Sure, the man looks a lot like the most feared Villain besides Azrael but a man this awkward could never be that Villain.

     

    Well, after Tommy gets onto his bus he thinks he would never see the man again.

     

    But fate had different plans.

     

    And now,

     

    Where to go from here?

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    “Are you sure you haven't found a case yet?” Tommy tilted his head. “Like, are you really, really sure?”

    Techno's eyes lingered on his computer screen for a brief moment before looking at Tommy and sighing. “Could you be any more impatient?” he asked. “You know, you sound absolutely deranged when you act like you've bored yourself to death waiting for news of bizarre, grisly killings.”

    “Yeah, well, it's our fucking job, you moron,” Tommy said sarcastically, lightly tapping his foot as the seconds passed without any hints of a new case.

    “Ah, our job?” Techno snorted. “Like last hunt when you almost got beheaded by a revenant?”

     

    OR

     

    Techno and Tommy hunt an angry spirit.

     

    Prompt: ghost hunting

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    “I’m sorry.” Tommy whispered from where he sat in the sand, watching his father come closer. But Phil paid him no attention, he didn’t even react to Tommy’s words.

    Because Tommy was dead. And now he was only a transparent ghost who wandered their isolated, beachside property.

    Tommy watched as Phil reached the ocean, standing with the water up to his ankles, staring at the darkening sky.

    “What are we going to do without you, Tommy?” Phil whispered, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment as he spoke, before opening them again. “What are we going to do?”

    Tommy moved his gaze to the ocean, watching the waves crash against the shore. He couldn’t make himself look at his father, even if he knew that Phil couldn’t see him anyway. “You’ll move on.” Tommy whispered. “That’s all you can do now.”

    ———

    Tommy dies and in the aftermath, his family, witches Phil and Techno, grieve. In their grief, they decide to use dark magic to revive Tommy, despite the consequences and its dangers.

    Even as an imperceivable ghost, Tommy tries to stop them. Despite being doomed from the start.

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