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Techno himself was known by many names, not that either of them knew that. They never stayed around people long enough to hear the rumors. He was known as Merciless, the Blade, the Blood God, etc. Niki was known as Ruthless, the Gun, Blood Goddess, etc.
No one dared to cross them.OR Techno and Niki are living their “best” life during the zombie apocalypse, but then silly little Wilbur and Tommy show up and life gets even better!
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Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart. -
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One shots and slice of life for Hargrans Are A What series. Set between the main story.
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- Part 2 of Hargrans are a What?
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Phil Waston's Guide to Accidentally Lying to His Friends by TooFastHeartbeat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Oct 2025
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7 years ago, a Tom Doe was placed in foster care. A year after that, he was adopted by one Phillip Waston, who lived in northern England and had a stable career as a content creator.
Two years after that, Tommyinnit started his channel, a mimicry of his father’s. He wanted, desperately, to do as his father did. At most it would be a fun hobby, right?
Right.
Or irl fic except Tommy is Phil's adopted son, and no one knows because they both suck at confrontation
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Fic contains Wilbur Soot- I am not a Wilbur Soot sympathizer, that man can die, I just have a hard time letting go. Support and Believe all Victims -
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Everyone’s stressed so Techno takes them camping. (Timeline after ETU)
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- Part 2 of Expectations
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After Tubbo's nuke goes off in the SMP, the universe takes pity on the souls of all involved and sends them to a newer, modern world where they can be happy. Problem is, no one remembers what happened on the SMP except Tommy, so he just has to heal on his own while surrounded by the people who hurt him but can't remember hurting him.
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You can still play a violin if its body is broken.
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You can't if its strings are cut."Hey, hey, don't cry! It's okay, I'll help you!" He panicked a little, trying to calm the boy down.
"R-Really?" The kid looked at him with such hope in those big, blue eyes that Technoblade almost immediately wanted to melt from tenderness.
He hummed, nodding. "Really really. I swear on my hair." Technoblade demonstratively put his hand over his heart. The boy giggled, covering his mouth with his small hands. "I'm Technoblade. What's your name, Big Man?"
"I'm Tommy!" Tommy's voice was shaking a little less now. "Your hair is funny."
Technoblade snorted. "Oh, please. My hair is perfect."
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Dark!SBI(+Kristin) AU where they are rich people, what he don't actually know, and Techno is just some guy. He helps Tommy when he gets lost, and you won't believe his shock when he finds out that his family turns out to be his new neighbors. They get along quickly. The Crafts are really sweet people!
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They really don't like losing their things.Series
- Part 3 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
- Part 1 of Rich Bastards
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There's No Time Like the Present (Is That What They Call It In Space?) by Ren_TheBookWorm
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
12 Aug 2025
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The glass door hissed open The rabbit-pig hybrid was tossed into the cell, the pink alien rolled and hit the back. The clear door closed quickly as he rushed to bang against it and growled, screaming profanities.
After a while of Phil’s fake nonsense there was a shuffling sound. A sound of hoofs standing echoed through the room. He snapped his head behind him to look at the pink alien.
Or Philza is a human stuck in a fighting ring and Techno just joins him by being caught. Ranboo, Niki, Sneeg, Tubbo, and Tommy are freaking out and wondering where Techno, there captain, wondered off too this time.
Or humans are alien space orcs.
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- Part 2 of Emerald Duo Time? Yessssss!!!
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Most mortals think that gods can’t die but that is far from the truth. Gods can die and they can even die at the hands of mere mortals if they are weak enough. For one divine family, mortals have taken away their light. Was there ever a chance to get him back? Maybe but that possibility seemed far from achievable.
Gods, when you first hear of these beings who are much more than the human consciousness can ever attain, we realise that we were never the highest form of life. We, mortals, confronted with the knowledge of a being having absolute power baffles us and makes us feel smaller than how we used to feel in a too-big world. We begin to worship them, beg them, confess to them, they become beings of our affection.
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There’s something to be said about skeletons in a closet.
Most would agree they’re an ugly truth of the world; most people have something nasty to hide.
Tommy would resent that. His bones are pristine from his rotting flesh, thank you very much.
He wouldn’t deny they’re there though.
That doesn’t make them prettier, just tangible. Tangible, in a terrible and awful fashion. No, Tommy doesn’t much like skeletons in closets but he can’t help that he’s one of them.
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The Life of Technoblade (The Not-Witch) by Plague_Doctor (Flowers_For_The_Plague_Doctor)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 May 2025
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Oh gods.
Technoblade felt his mouth drop.
His cat was now a hideous shade of green, and-
“Uh- your cats kind of green now, so um sucks for you but we gotta keep it for- whatever the fuck Wilbur said.”
“Woof.”
What. The. Hell.
“Woof Woof.”
“Oh, and your ugly ass cat barks now, whoops.”
This couldn’t be real. Right?
No- Techno had to be having a nightmare. A magic induced dream.
Anything to convince him this wasn’t actually happening.
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Once upon a time Technoblade somehow found himself in the clutches of the Syndicate, the most powerful witch coven in the world
(Oh, and Technoblade is also a witch, he just won’t admit it)
Whoops
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Lady Death is the patron god for many, with her temples being built all over the lands. Many stories will depict her as a guide of souls, living and dead, but she has much more influence than that. She's a very powerful goddess with the ability to bless certain people with divine powers, turning them into what most people refer to as angels.
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found family where the SBI are all "Blessed" by Lady Death, and they all find family in each other as a result.Series
- Part 2 of MGB the remix
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"Some sort of intercom system crackled to life, and everyone in the train car looked towards the ceiling, where the sound appeared to be coming from. "Hello, hello! Looks like we got everyone now, so let me be the first to say: welcome to the Train Car of Destiny!""
Or: D&D adventure, except all the characters are characters from different genres. And most of them are ignoring the plot out of spite
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“My son has been kidnapped by hunters.”
Jack stiffens for a moment, flames igniting themselves in top of his head. Before smoke can fill the building, the Blaze pauses, looking down to Tommy.
“But Tommy is right there..?”
Phil shakes his head. “Not him, my eldest son.”
“Since when did you have two sons??”
“I’ve always had two sons.” Phil answers simply.
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“When the crows have something to say, we should listen to them. Sometimes, ignoring them makes it worse and whatever they’re trying to tell you won’t go away just because you don’t want to accept their warnings.” — Vernon Oickle
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- Part 3 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Oh Misty Eye of the Mountains Below
Keep Careful Watch o'er my Children's Souls
And Should the Skies be filled with Fire and Smoke
Keep Watching over Philza's SonsSeries
- Part 9 of Hargrans are a What?
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Tommy Watson thought he had a normal life, that all of this was normal. But it wasn't. And revival was his breaking point where he finally snapped. He wanted to be done. He wanted to move on- to see his mother. Afterlife isn't that bad, right?
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God hates him.
But maybe he'll escape. Maybe finally... He'll find peace. Hopefully.
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aka, Tommy is immortal (basically because dream keeps reviving him) and suicidal. not the best duo.
aka aka, tommy crashes out.
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I don't want to believe you, please let me go.. **DISCONTINUED** by Clxudberri
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Jan 2025
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Tommy was normal, at least he thought. Now that he's been kidnapped, we have to see where this goes.
I PLAN TO COME UP WITH NEW CHAPTERS EVERY WEDNESDAY AND EVERY WEEKEND!! KEEP READING!
I'm so sorry, I might make other things but this just hasn't been it recently. I do apologize to anyone I kept waiting. But this won't be continuing. I'm out.
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- Part 1 of Avian Shapeshifter Tommyinnit!
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Oh soldier, oh soldier, let down your hair(please spare me)(what?) by Doyoueatcatfood
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Tangled (2010)
09 Jan 2025
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“Well…guess it’s just you and me again, floof.” He picked back up the sword, the dog’s tail started to wag.
Him and floof. Again.
He sighed.
BANG!
“God dammit! Who the hell makes a tower so tall it’s barely clime-able!”
Huh
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In other words, Techno’s basically Rapunzel, Tommy’s a little shit, floof’s Techno’s pet sidekick, and he’s gonna destroy the fucking world. (As a oblivious guy who has no idea what’s happening)
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Deep within an asteroid belt, a ship hung between the floating rocks. A cry weaved and echoed its way through the ship. Blue emergency lights blinked slowly as the ship’s distress signal sent out a futile request. But it was too late. Death stalked the halls.
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- Part 7 of Hargrans are a What?
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Tommy’s family goes DED by people
Tommy mad>:(
Tomym doesn’t think he has powers
Tommy meets ranbarf and tuberculosis
Tommy become villain when find powers
Silly right? I’m unstable and down really know what I’ll right btw:3
I am silly tho /trust