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an indentation in the shape of you by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for meg_ofmd
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 May 2025
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It's the night of the Grammy's, and Ed Teach has one mission: to get Stede Bonnet, his former collaborator, former lover, and love of his life, back.
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After a lifetime to doing what was expected of him, Stede Bonnet finds himself jobless, disowned, divorced (happily) and newly out. He runs to the one place he had always felt safe: his late grandmother's summer home in Purple Bay, Nova Scotia where they had spent most of Stede's summer's together when he was a child.
It isn't the same without his grandmother Anne, of course. Stede misses her, misses his children, his ex wife Mary and even Mary's boyfriend Doug. Can he make a new life for himself here in this small town, can he carve out some happiness for himself? Can he make lasting friendships? Can he survive Ed, his neighbour across the road? He's easily the most beautiful person Stede has ever seen...
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You’re My Everything by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Mar 2025
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Stede has a weekly usual bagel order at Blackbeard’s Bagels - one that the owner, Ed, knows by heart.
It’s the best part of Stede’s week.
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A bluesky fic cross posted here.
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- Part 1 of The Bagel Boys
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Day 26 Matching tattoos
Izzy and Stede get matching tattoos, one of them is much calmer than the other
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- Part 26 of Fluffvember 2024
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Four Sundays on the road to Ed and Stede's wedding day.
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Fic for OFMD Kinktober 2024
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- Part 3 of Self-Care Sundays-verse
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For the actual party, Stede dresses up as Hamlet. David Tennant’s Hamlet, to be precise, all slightly dishevelled suit and crown, with a skull under his arm in case nobody gets the reference (borrowed from Roach; the less questions asked, the better).
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Stede wants to plan a special celebration for he and Ed's first week living together, but is having trouble thinking of ideas. He turns to his friends about it.
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written for OFMD Gotcha for Gaza prompt: "Stede and Ed, who have been together for months, recently moved in together. For their first weekend in their new place, Stede planned a special celebration". -
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Stede left Ed to save him from his father. Can Stede get Ed back and figure out how to take down his enemies in the process?
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Ed was abandoned on a rainy rooftop. He has to start all over again, on his own. Will he figure out how to heal his broken heart, and maybe make room in it for Stede once more?
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THE DIRECT SEQUEL TO DRESSING FOR REVENGE. Title of the fic is from Midnight Rain by Taylor Swift.
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- Part 2 of Midnights at the Revenge
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Bookstore owner Stede/Restaurant [bar] owner Ed
A strangers to friends to lovers story.
Stede Bonnet, the owner of a bookstore, encounters a kind stranger and ends up forming an unexpected friendship with restaurant (bar & grill) owner, Edward Teach.
An embarrassing incident leads to an act of kindness beyond what a normal stranger would do for someone. Stede is conflicted with the feelings that flutter in his heart at the thought of Ed and his kindness. He's met with the choice to pursue a friendship with the hot owner or run as far away as possible, hoping they never cross paths again.
However, after discovering their respective businesses are only a block apart, it becomes inevitable to pass by the restaurant without potentially bumping into Ed. With each encounter, Stede’s feelings grow for this stranger.
So Stede kind of likes Ed. Only kinda.
But how far will he go to pursue this stranger?
Very far, apparently.
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[untitled birthday gift fic] by ann_banann, dimsimkitty for CatsAreWitches
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Aug 2024
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Ed's birthday is coming up and, try as he might, Stede cannot figure out what to get him. What will he do?
Panic. He'll panic about it.
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Confident Yearnings by WellSussed (drcfxtina) for ThatJadeykinns
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Aug 2024
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After his surprise encounter with Ed, Stede struggles to find a way to ask him out. He decides to try to replicate their first experience together. He feels so much more confident, more himself, in lingerie, after all...
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- Part 2 of Stede's Lingerie Drawer
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Ed’s not a good person. A good person wouldn’t fall head over heels in lust with their new, very married, neighbor. A good person wouldn’t stare with hunger every time that neighbor takes his kids (his fucking kids!) to the local pool dressed in tiny swim trunks. A good neighbor wouldn’t imagine that married man’s incredible tree trunk legs wrapped around him while they—
No, stop that. Stede is married.
Ed sometimes wonders about his marriage, though. He’s heard Stede and his wife, Mary, fighting, echoes carried on the wind as he sits in his backyard. And he’s seen Stede give him a look sometimes, and Ed wonders if he’s not completely straight.
But even so. Married. To Mary, who’s pretty cool, actually. And they’ve got kids. Two of them, cute little munchkins, too.
Ed knows all this. He knows it, as well as he knows his name or that his knee hurts a bit first thing in the morning or that the sky is fucking blue. But it doesn’t stop the desire. The yearning.
Worst of all, knowing it doesn’t stop the dreams.
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Ed is plagued by sexy dreams of his new neighbor. As time goes on, he starts to suspect that they're not just dreams, but memories.
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the crew of the revenge prepare for the wedding of the century and decide where they go from here
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- Part 10 of Our Flag Means Death S2 Fix It
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Izzy’s been in love with Edward Teach for so much of his life he doesn’t even remember a time when he wasn’t. But after all those years and all that devotion, all he is to the rich and famous Ed is an unconventional secretary.
But when Ed’s annoying husband Stede tells Izzy he’s willing to share, everything starts to spiral out of control. Particularly Izzy’s weight. Because Stede’s insider tip is that Ed has a weird fetish, and all Izzy needs to do to seduce Edward Teach is fatten himself up in plain view of him.
It might not have occurred to Stede Bonnet that real life is a bit more complicated than a porn fantasy, but between his meddling, Ed’s uncertainty, and Izzy’s steadfast determination, something’s gotta give. The real question is what’ll go first. Stede’s detachment, Ed’s resolve, or the button on Izzy’s work pants.
A mildly angsty, very kinky SteddyHands slowburn, ft scheming Stede, horny idiot Ed, and a large helping of feedism.
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- Part 4 of OFMD Belly Fics :)
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New Buginnings by GayPirateAficionado, PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Feb 2024
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Bug nerd Ed and YouTuber Stede are taking the next step in their relationship: moving in together. How will they navigate their new challenges?
A fic based on ofmdmicrofic’s prompts for the month of February. The plan is to update daily. Smut will be tagged and skippable.
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- Part 5 of The Bug Boys
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Ed thinks bachelor auctions are dumb. Until Stede Bonnet comes up for bids during the most chaotic bachelor auction imaginable, that is.
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Stede is getting stressed. Izzy provides a good distraction.
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You’re the one, the one I’ve been looking for. by skweegee
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Dec 2023
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Stede Bonnet was not a man of many talents. He didn't understand sports, he couldn't cook without burning something, he didn't know how to deal with kids, and he didn't know how to please his wife. He'd felt a pull to the sea all his life and finally one day decided to grip onto that line and chase it.
If only he'd known the twist that would cause.Stede Bonnet, now under some strange spell, had a lesson to learn and no idea what he was due to be studying. He'd only hoped to find some answers aboard that pirate ship...
ON HIATUS FOR AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF TIME//
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[Podfic of] Talking It Through by LeadingLady3 for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2023
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Izzy struggles to come to terms with his new limitations after having his tongue amputated. He tries to resign, but the crew and captains are having none of it.
Ed and Stede try to explain to Izzy, with help from Lucius, that they don’t want him getting hurt to protect them again. Izzy does not understand.
Feelings and relationships are finally discussed. The hands will be steadied so help me
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The words echo eerily inside Ed’s skull. “Resign”. He feels disconnected from his body, and everything blurs.Ed staggers forward, as if dragged by invisible strings.
Ed clutches Izzy to his chest, hauling him up into his arms. Izzy squaks in indignant surprise.
He finds himself kneeling on the deck, rocking himself and Izzy back and forth. His face is pressed into Izzy's hair, tears soaking into it. “You can’t leave me, mate, you can’t” He hears himself sob.
Izzy’s always been there, by Ed’s side. That’s where he belongs. Izzy’s important to Ed. Izzy’s… Oh.
Oh.
How had Ed not seen how he felt before?
[Podfic Version]
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- Part 5 of [Podfics of] Tongue Tied
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In retrospect, Israel Hands should have seen this whole mess happening before they docked at that stupid port. He should’ve known the ship's supplies were bound to run out before they could make it to a safer, less piratey dock than the one they were at now. Unfortunately, it was difficult to catalog every stolen orange or ‘extra sugar’ Stede added to his tea every morning. Now, Izzy had to deal with the consequences of his ignorance.
They had no choice in the matter anymore, either they get supplies from this fucking place or collectively starve for the next 2 weeks until they reach another port. Izzy couldn’t allow that to happen, so here he was; adjusting the black leather straps against his ribcage in the captain's quarters.
Or: Izzy unintentionally provides information to a man seeking revenge and gets hurt protecting Stede from him. He also blows up a naval ship in the process.