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Stede gets too drunk at Lucius and Pete's wedding, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to pleasure Ed within an inch of his life.
Over the following week, he goes several inches beyond that.
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- Part 4 of amuse bouche
- Part 50 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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No Such Thing As Meant To Be by GirlOfLetters, TheDwarvenQueen (GirlOfLetters)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Sep 2025
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In Episode 2.8 Ricky shoots at Izzy, but Ed steps in to take the bullet. He dies asking Stede and Izzy to keep an eye on each other, and they are left picking up the pieces now that the centre of both of their universes is suddenly gone. It wasn't meant to be like this. But life doesn't always care about 'meant to be'.
This is a story about love after love and joy after grief and what you might find after losing your soulmate. -
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Singapore, 1914.
Starting a new life in the Colony, royal engineer Stede Bonnet found himself involved with eccentric businessman Edward Teach and no-nonsense physician Israel Hands. But trouble was brewing on the island.
It might involve the supernatural.
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Podfic of "Dying is Done" by likethehotsauce by PilotPiratePods
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Aug 2025
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One night, while getting ready for bed, Ed realizes that he resembles his mother. He and Stede talk about their respective parents for the first time.
Podfic of Dying is Done by likethehotsauce.
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Ed gets restless.
She’s almost disappointed about it. The house is done, everything’s more or less put together. Now they’re just collecting furniture. Switching a couch out for another that suits them better. Ed gives her opinions, but Stede is more aligned with the ways of interior design than Ed is. So she’s just kind of sitting. And looking around. Sometimes she reads, but mostly she will sit and look around and be tended to. Watered (with tea), fed (with charcuterie). Like a potted plant.
“Or a flower,” Stede says, leaning down to give her a kiss on the cheek.
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He props up a pillow beneath Ed’s hips, easing the tension on his joints and tilting the angle for Stede to move even deeper. “That’s better. Wouldn’t want you to tire yourself out, would we, kitten?”
Ed actually growls, but he can’t mask the rosiness creeping up on his cheeks. “Thought you were supposed to be fucking me.”
“Is that right?”
“Well, I’m pretty sure that’s what it said on the fucking brochure, yeah.”
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Stede: MY BOSS FOUND ME ON GRINDR
Lucius: did you respond???
Stede: Yeah I'm at his place rn
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Stede's hopeless, pathetic crush on his boss suddenly turns from fantasy to reality when Ed finds him on Grindr. He might end up getting more than he bargained for - or ever could've dreamed of. -
I Find Myself Ensorcelled By You. Ensorcelled? Sounds Pretentious by Andsoami
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Apr 2025
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September 1991.
So, Stede's first week of college was a train wreck.
First week over, and he was already done. After spending the whole time, running from his childhood bullies, he didn't know how it could get much worse.
His roommate, somehow talks him into a night on the town, which also starts, just as expected. A disaster.
He was starting to take it as a sign.
Maybe he should give up, and go back to his overbearing parents?
Or maybe he'd meet a beautiful stranger, who would show him the best night he'd ever had, and change his life forever?
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Izzy has always had to be on top to come.
Following the loss of his leg and because of the resulting wound, he has resigned himself to thinking he’ll never come during sex again.Stede: Hold my tea.
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- Part 1 of OFMD thread fics
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He doesn't expect to be pulled into the room like it's easy, to find himself pressed against the wall with surprising force. He doesn't resist when Stede brings their mouths together. That man's been known to kill any self-preserving instinct Ed has.
Maybe one day, he'll kill Ed for good.
"You shouldn't've done that", Ed says against his lips when they part, and he can't be sure if he means the kiss or the kill.
The thrilling devastation of Stede's lips on his, the cruel satisfaction of his sword piercing a body. It all feels like one and the same these days.
"Maybe not", Stede says. "But I wasn't gonna let him talk to you like that. No one gets to talk about you like that."
~oOo~oOo~oOo~
Or, the night of Calypso's Birthday after Stede kills his first man, Ed finds himself dragged into his cabin, forced to open up and finally take care of some long festering wounds of their past.
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Stede hates Ed’s current hygiene routine, Ed wants to see how far he can push Stede.
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Stede is once again ringing in the new year alone, until he downloads a hookup app and has a very enlightening phone call with a mysterious profile owner.
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It's impossible to lick a prostate. Unless, apparently, Ed Teach is involved.
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- Part 3 of amuse bouche
- Part 46 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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No matter what unpredictable things they’ve gone through that week—and there are a lot of those with Stede as captain—he’s got something he can count on. And if the first mate’s job is to keep the captain content, Stede supposes that the least he can do is try to return the favor.
Stede has discovered that his first mate, Izzy, enjoys regular spankings. Stede enjoys them too, maybe too much.
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Izzy was inspecting the library after Ed's pillaging, which is now fairly deep in the past, and is astonished by how quickly, all things considered, Stede has brought his archive to it's full glory again. He's so handsome that he gets fucked about it.
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Stede and Ed are so in love with Izzy that they take every chance to fill him to the brim and gloat over their anger addled boyfriend :3
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Four Sundays on the road to Ed and Stede's wedding day.
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Fic for OFMD Kinktober 2024
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- Part 3 of Self-Care Sundays-verse
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Izzy has a fantasy. Stede does everything in his power to make it come true.
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- Part 24 of Izzy Hands Bingo 2024
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Pour Some Sugar on Me by kelex, piratejamming (naminejamie)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jul 2024
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Though he is attending Izzy Hands’ retirement party from sugaring, Stede knows that he needs to make Izzy his after seeing him. Luckily, he has Lucius’s assistance as a wingman, and between Lucius’s advice and Stede’s attempts at charm, they have a perfect recipe to convince Izzy to be Stede’s sugar baby.
“Which would be where you, darling Israel, come in. I wouldn't want much from you, admittedly. Talking to me every couple of days for a few minutes. Perhaps seeing me once a week. I'm much busier than I'd like, and I wouldn't want to take up too much of your time, either.”
Stede’s words seem especially hilarious at a retirement party. However, before he can point it out, the buzzing from before clicks into place. Bonnet Enterprises is the return address on about half of his prosthetic clinic flyers and an entire stack of his bills.
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Stede finds his way back to the revenge, and mends everything between him and Ed
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THIS is a holdup!