6 Works in Stede Bonnet Has an Oral Fixation
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Stede gets too drunk at Lucius and Pete's wedding, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to pleasure Ed within an inch of his life.
Over the following week, he goes several inches beyond that.
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- Part 4 of amuse bouche
- Part 50 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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[Podfic of] Baby Bonnet Killed a Big Bad Pirate by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 May 2024
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Audio Length: 41:00
Stede makes a distressed noise, and Izzy closes the door like he’s been possessed.
Rather than the relief Izzy was stupid enough to hope for, Stede’s vague fear morphs into pallid terror as Izzy takes the first few steps closer.
Before Ed can follow Stede into the Captain's quarters, Izzy intervenes and checks on him instead.
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- Part 1 of The Baby Bonnet Auditory Universe
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[Podfic of] jumpstart the heart by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 May 2024
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Audio Length: 4:21
“Good morning,” chirped Stede from between Izzy’s thighs. Izzy’s heart jumped as his consciousness caught up and his eyes shot open.
“Oh, he’s—should we—are we doing the song?” Ed asked incomprehensibly, but Stede sagely shook his head.
“Maybe after we’ve given him his… thorough wake-up.”
On the morning of his birthday, Izzy is woken by his captains.
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"Friend of the groom?" said the man. "Or the, uh--other groom?"
"Both," Ed said miserably.
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Edward Teach attends a wedding after-party, meets a handsome stranger, and has some fun.
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Stede, enthusiastic analingus amateur, reads a Grindr profile that says: "i can take your tongue to places you can’t even imagine"
Naturally he has to investigate.
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- Part 33 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
- Part 1 of amuse bouche
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Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet are roommates. Stede is having complicated feelings, and Ed is NOT helping.
Based on "Whizzer Going Down" from In Trousers but fellas this one really got away from me lmao
"Stede deflated a little, trudging over to his desk to plop his bag in the chair. When he looked up into the mirror of his vanity, however, he began to feel a blood vessel popping out in his forehead. There, written in what looked to be deep purple lipstick, were the words: “went out, don’t wait up xx.” Stede seethed, glaring at the lettering. Don’t wait up, indeed, he thought, scrubbing a tissue across the text. The lipstick smeared terribly, spreading over the glass with each swipe. He let out a shrill huff and threw the tissue down. He’d wait up alright. He would wait all night if he had to, but Edward was going to hear a piece of his mind." and then they fuck about it!