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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on his wrist, the blade drawing more blood from his palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush his teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” He didn't break eye contact as he wriggled his right arm a little, one of his concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into his palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, mon chéri."
NOTE: This work is a version of a F/F genderbent fic I started writing first. They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on her wrist, the blade drawing more blood from her palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush her teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” She didn't break eye contact as she wriggled her right arm a little, one of her concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into her palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, ma chérie.”
NOTE: This work is available as an un-genderbent version too! They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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She couldn't wait to tell him the news. Well, she could: that was all that she was doing.
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The US Government had declared war on Russia, and almost immediately sent out a draft calling for every able-bodied man between 18 and 45. Considering that description fit every merc on either side, five minutes of panic ensued before someone read their sister letter that got delivered with the draft. A letter from Redmond or Blutarch respectively- explaining that each man paid a wealthy sum to the government to keep their “employees” under their control. They’d effectively dodged the draft the second it was sent, and they were free to carry on like usual.
The problem?
BLU team’s Scout had gotten fired the week before.
a.k.a scout goes through it bad the entire fic and it's up to his team to bring him home
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Skinless, lifeless, lubricated
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- Part 109 of Kinky Sex Makes The World Go Round
- Part 44 of For Others
- Part 14 of Childchewer
- Part 40 of Cunny Fortress 2
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An unfortunate incident makes Spy snap
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- Part 2 of Scout Gets a Pet
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He'd accepted to a point that he'd never meet the person who fathered him, he'd be a bastard youngest son for the rest of his life. But now, knowing that isn't true, knowing the face he'd been searching for all these years had been standing right beside him on the frontlines, hidden beneath a balaclava...
(in which Scout finds out Spy is his real dad, and has a lot of not-so-nice feelings about it.)
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- Part 2 of The Scoutfics
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Months pass by, yet Sniper still lies dreamless. His enemies are twitchy and malicious and he contemplates if there's even a reason to fight. One comes to mind.
Sequel to "Better heads need shut eye", the context needed here is undeniable.
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- Part 2 of Carl the Crab
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What if... instead of Spy and Sniper finding Scout bleeding out in that corridor, Medic finds him first.
I saw a piece of Medic and Scout fanart on Pinterest (Can be found under the user Kyyloren) and had to turn it into a one-shot <3
This one-shot is mostly inspired on the Friendship and Relationship between Medic and Scout in Emesis Blue.
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Scout and Sniper get booted to Arizona to fulfill some unkown scheme by the administrator. It leaves plenty of time for Scout and Sniper to be alone with their thoughts, and each other. Sniper the man famed for his distance in everything including commitment gets paired with Scout who wears his heart on his sleeve. This work will be lacking the usual violence associated with TF2 along with quite a number of personality differences since I wanted to flesh out Scout and Sniper beyond the typical bragging Scout and taciturn Sniper.
(Main arizona arc is now complete Chapters 1-25. Chapters 26 and onward will focus on a new character dynamic the Red sniper scout duo and the Blu sniper scout pairing.
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They heard Scout before they saw him. The whole team did, really.
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Scout thought coming here, he could forget his father. But it didn't because he was here too. But.. At least he had Sniper to keep him company when things got tough with Spy.
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Jeremy the high self-esteem and confident avain learns his life was not the same when he opened something forbidden. After all those shenanigans, he finally has to let go of the past. To find peace and for the sake of the world.
Have some AU tf2/Origins mod stuff. Then made it into a story.
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Do You Think You're Ready When I Go Unsteady? by orphan_account
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
15 Aug 2022
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Scout was tired. Not just tired from a lack of sleep- emotionally tired. He was drained, he didn’t want to deal with these issues anymore.
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Scout ignored him, he knew he wasn't trembling. Though he did look down, just to make sure.
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A His Dark Materials/Daemons AU for TF2 because why not?!?
Sniper becomes unexpectedly fascinated by the new Spy, and his eerily beautiful daemon. Spy in turn becomes fascinated by the infuriating man who seems to get along with Scout, and absolutely does not want to talk about why he cares with anyone, not even his daemon.
Scout wants to reconsider his life choices, and Medic (as always) wants to just do questionable experiments on willing participants and boy howdy does tethering a soul to this mortal plane by their daemon make that SIMPLER!
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Once upon a time, the Respawn machine split into two halves the souls of nine mercenaries that are programmed by a computer to hate one another, what you see running, fighting, dying and respawning in the battlefield are mere husks of cordless puppets painted in two different colours to fight one another in a never ending game of madness for the eyes of the administrator. There is no way out of this, not even death. Any glitch can be fixed by pressing a couple of keys and friendship between RED and BLU is NOT ALLOWED under any circumstances.
If two halves were to cheat the rules and meet, the punishment would be catastrophic. But if they worked together, let's say for funsies simply to "experiment" a little bit with the bounds of their reality. What wrong can it do? What crazy ideas could they accomplish?
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Spy tries to get a talk with Scout, and it turns into a bit of a shouting match in which Spy learns he doesn't know quite as much about his son as he thought.
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Spy wants the best for his son.
Scout knows exactly what Spy wants.
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- Part 1 of A Kid, A Gun and A Change of Heart
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"We're all in a painful war, and not the pointless one against each other.......
Its a waging war against ourselves.......
All of us are broken, now we're just trying to pick up the pieces......
And find ourselves again"
TRIGGER WARNING(S): CANON TYPICAL VIOLENCE, LIGHT HOMOPHOBIA, ANXIETY ATTACKS, PANIC ATTACKS, ANXIETY DISORDER, DEPRESSION, CHILDHOOD TRAUMA