18 Works in Spy Is Not A Parent (Team Fortress 2)
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An incident involving Mad Milk has unexpected consequences for Spy. AKA Spy gets booba -- the fanfic. Also, friendships, breakups, betrayals, secret relationships, and all that good stuff.
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The Spy can’t handle the thought of not being the most elusive member of the RED Team, and in order to investigate the Pyro’s identity further would require a more “hands on” approach
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RED Sniper takes BLU Spy to the beach for some needed relaxation. Their relationship is still rocky and undetermined, but are they are willing to put aside their differences to develop their growing friendship? Or will this end in someone getting hurt?
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She couldn't wait to tell him the news. Well, she could: that was all that she was doing.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,567
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 44
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Wrong Equation but The Right Solution by Kaz3313 for cumdumpster666
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
12 Apr 2025
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Scout accused Spy of going into his room (which has indeed happened) but his reasoning… is far too perverted. Spy must defend his honor in these dubious circumstances.
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The Sniper has officially run out of second chances. In lieu of termination, however, his employers offer him an alternate option: a base transfer, to take part in a little experiment run by the Medic there.
Well, perhaps "experiment" is a generous choice of word.
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当一天的战斗结束时，Scout坐在基地里与大家闲聊。但显然没有人想要接他的茬，当他一个人溜出基地大门，肆意地奔跑在沙土上时，似乎一切都变得那么惬意。
如果不是间谍的出现打扰了这刻宁静的话。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 3,917
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
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- 308
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The Ballad of Jane Doe (And the rest of the BLU Team after Emesis Blue idk) by Apartment_Complex
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
23 Jun 2024
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Yes the title is a reference to RTC, sue me. Anyways.
Everyone who dies during the events of Emesis Blue comes back, haunting the old hospital from the start of the film. Scout is constantly traumatized by something in the mirror, Spy is an ass towards everyone, Medic and Soldier are just trying to take care of Scout, and they're all kept half alive even after death by some weird tokens. Idk, it was a fever dream. -
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Scout moves from Boston, Massachusetts to the town of Tufort, New Mexico for college. It's his first time out of state and he's slowly navigating the struggle of a new city and schools. He finds himself with a roommate who though is quiet catches Jeremy's eye.
(BE ADVISED: In this story Scout and Spy are NOT related. No there will be no romance between them but they both go to this college.)
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- Part 3 of Speedingbullet Crap
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(Set during Expiration Date)
Scout doesn’t want to die a virgin… so he goes to the only man who he knows can fuck him good.
(Spy is not Scout’s father in this case)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,363
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 33
- Hits:
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regarding butches, butchery, and the dream of beating your father to death with a bat by lifeline_extension
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
10 Jan 2024
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scout isn't someone who likes uncertainty. it feels like it could eat him from the inside out, when it comes. the fact he's had to deal with it more and more over the past few years doesn't help matters.
( scout character study, with some focus on gender. )
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Let me make this perfectly clear: I have no clue why or how exactly I began staying the night at a sex hotel, to waking up in an infirmary with four mercenaries screaming in my face.
What I do know is simple: I fucking loved it. Well, not at first. I was obviously terrified, but after learning how I got here and who these mercenaries are, they aren't just characters on a screen anymore. I know all of there little secrets and nitpicks, as well as their bigger secrets (I wish I had a choice of knowing, it was kind of forced upon me).
What I want to know: Why everyone likes me so much? Like, seriously. Everybody is confessed that they have some sort of soft place in their hearts for me, emotional and physical, and sometimes it becomes a little too much. Even Saxton Hale has complimented me in a non-Saxton Hale way. And all of this complicated stuff with the support mercs... it's confusing.
I should stop talking. You can read! Go read the shit yourself! I tell this entire story in excruciating detail in thousands of words a chapter. I hope you enjoy because I sure did enjoy living the part, or at least most of it...
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Scout’s impatient learning habits gets himself into a game of poker, or a version of poker. But thank god he’d spectated countless rounds of it, surely he knows how to play poker, right?
His learning skills get the better of him and someone cheers him up.
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Set in the Expiration Date timeline.
Sniper along with the rest of the team get informed of their unavoidable death. A bit too late, they have three days left before the tumors kill them off. What can you do in three days? Risk it all. What is there to lose after all?
Also Female cast, female sniper, and spy.
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Scout started noticing the little things about Medic and likes them.
Medic started noticing the little things someone has been doing for him and wonders who.
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Cupid and Spy get surrounded by BLU. All their teammates are still going through respawn and they're the only ones left to keep the BLUs from winning. Alone, they stand no chance. But together....Well, first time for everything, right?
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Most of my stories are sad-ish or have sad moments, and I don't see a lot of happy stuff for this ship so I wanted to shower it in fluff for once. No gore, no death, no depressing elements, just a Spook popping the big Question to everyone's favorite loudmouth! I know, shocking from me!
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Hace mucho tiempo, cuando el Scout era un niño, encontró un polluelo en medio de la calle.
Observó por un momento a la criatura, se agachó para poder verla mejor, se levantó, y se fue corriendo.
Una hora más tarde, se habría olvidado de eso.