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    The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.

    The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.

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    OR: humans are space orcs with tommy as a human who is in space

    this is an alliumduo fic

    (disclaimer: this is NOT about the real people who potrayed the characters on the Dream SMP AT ALL, though in fairness it's barely about the characters either 'cause this not even in minecraft, idk what im doing)

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    There’s a grunt. One, two, three, quick and panicked, and suddenly a large, fluffy mass is leaning into Tommy’s space.

    Still curled up in pain, Tommy almost misses it—almost misses the dilation of Techno’s pupils, almost misses the constant chuff, chuff, chuff, and snort, snort, snort, as Techno’s head dips down to look at him. But Tommy’s been looking for it all week, so, as if magnetized, Tommy still lifts his pained head upward.

    Instinct-Techno is back. The Instinct-Techno that looks out for him. The Instinct-Techno that actually cares.

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    When Tommy was first rescued, he had told his crew that humans couldn't stand touch. Now, touch-starved and lonely, Tommy was willing to hold onto that secret forever.

    But when Techno falls into his instincts, Tommy's resolve starts to crumble, and he starts to wonder exactly what he has to do to get this love all the time.

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    Some nights he'd just like to stick with food he knows and that is safe. Tommy pokes at the new food in question. Apparently it's a type of root found in the End. It kind of looks like purple mashed potatoes with little purple floating particles.

    “Are you sure? It's got purple shit floating around it,” Tommy asked hesitantly.

    “I'm sure mate, it's as safe as it can get. It's one of those universal foods almost everyone can have. Just try a little bit and if you don't like it, you don't have to eat it anymore alright?” Phil promised.

    Or: Humans are known for being garbage disposals. What's the worst that can happen?

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    When he was little, he’d dreamed of being an astronaut, of going to space, like every kid did.

    Space was fun, exploratory.

    Or it was supposed to be.

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    The WSFIB series! the main story along with side stories will be included in this area.

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  6. 30

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    Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.

    Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.

     

    Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.

    It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.

     

    "Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously

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  7. 4

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    You know what happens when you go outside after arguing with your parents
    certainly not getting trapped into an alien spaceship. What has my life become?

    Or Tommy space au with found family sbi

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    Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.

    Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.

    He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.

    (Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)

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    After humans are finally added to the Galactic Federation, so many more things are open to them in space. Including being able to send their children to one of the most famous multi-species schools, located on one of the wealthiest planets. Overworld.

    They chose, somewhat at random, one child to send to this school.

    That "child" happened to be 16-year-old Tommy Innes.

    Maybe it wasn't the best idea to leave him without supervision

    Or,

    Tommy gets chosen to be the first human at an alien school, it goes about as well as you might expect

    Or, Or,

    I wrote a self indulgent fic that centers less around the school than it should and instead more around Tommy figuring out how life in space works but oh well.

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    ... Like a parent torn from their child.

    Most people know not to mess with humans. Unfortunately, there are a few brave or stupid people that ignore common sense and mess with them anyway. Phil and Wilbur get swept up in this nonsense, then have to navigate the fallout without getting attached to the humans they encounter (They fail, spectacularly, but at least they tried).

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    “Hiya, Earthling! We’re aliens from planet Sempi, come to meet your kind on this planet.”

    Tommy’s jaw drops, shuts again, then falls as he takes in the situation. Three possibly dangerous aliens from some unknown planet are saying hello to him. This definitely tops his previous strangest day ever that everyone involved has unanimously agreed to never mention again. Tommy doesn’t know whether that is respectable or not.

    The one with the least fashion sense, a brown trench coat, looks at its friends. “Uh, do they talk or...?”

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    Tommy's car seems to have become a taxi for extra-terrestrial life and he's not quite sure what to think about that...

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    Tommy knows he’s too much, he’s always been told that: speaking too much, moving too much, moving too fast. He’s heavy-handed and ungraceful; too noisy, too loud, too difficult; enough that others have given up on him but Tommy was never going to change.
    He had tried, once, for the sake of finding a family but he’d always been passed over, passed by, passed on to others that have the time or energy; having given too much away for the acceptance of others that couldn’t accept him for who he was, and concluded that it wasn’t worth it.

    Now though….

    Now Technoblade is holding him steady; hands splayed wide enough to cradle Tommy, to catch him should he stumble like he doesn’t mind going slow so that Tommy’s shoulder isn’t jostled; hands ready to catch, but straining like he wants to just pick Tommy up and bundle him into his arms, but he’s holding himself back.
    Blue and Philza move towards the door but looking back, like they’re waiting for Tommy, making sure that he’s okay rather than pushing on ahead and expecting Tommy to keep up.


    Or: Tommy finally finds family that accept him, even if they’re aliens.
    Part 3

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    Tommy has a secret. No one knows. Not the nice lady at the corner store, not the weird guy at the video game store, not Tubbo, and certainly not any of his housemates. He's an alien, sent to study Earth. It's not easy, keeping that secret when he's living with three humans, but he can do it, he's sure.

    Wilbur has a secret. He's not told a soul and never intends to . He's an alien, sent to study humans on Earth, so that his people can make first official contact. It's not easy hiding what he truly is, especially when it comes to his three human housemates.

    Technoblade has a secret. He's very good at keeping it, but sometimes it's... difficult, around his three human housemates. Loathe as he is to admit it, Technoblade cares about them, and perhaps even feels guilt over his lies. His race wants him to determine whether or not Earth is an ally or an invasion site. But, for the sake of his people and new friends, he will keep his secret.

    Phil does not have a secret. He has never, once in his life, kept his mouth shut, even when Puffy tells him to. It's not his fault no one else believes aliens exist. At least his new housemates, normal as they are, seem to tolerate it better than the last guys.

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    A... Baby..?

    Still, he could hold himself back, right? Sure, he could feel his pupils widen until his red irises were just slivers surrounding pitch black, but he had a tight grip on his own emotions and feelings, and he knew he couldn’t let himself be caught off guard by his own instincts.

    Then, he chuffed accidentally, and he knew he had lost.

    The alien- the piglet- chuffed back.

    Sounder.

    OR

    SBI is a group of aliens that takes just about any job offers- they find they're in way over their heads when they decide to adopt a human baby they found in a crashed ship.

    OR

    humans are space orcs PARENTHOOD STYLE

    ON HIATUS UNTIL I CAN BRAINROT AGAIN

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    “You imprinted on him— on a human?” Techno says, and he sounds fucking pissed, “Philza, how could you?” Techno asks, barely concealed disbelief and anger in his tone.

    Phil just holds Tommy tighter, tucking him against his side, his wing still hiding him from Techno. Tommy is just frozen in fear, his head pressed against Phil’s chest, gripping onto him like his life depended on it.

    “Can we talk about this elsewhere?” Phil hisses lowly, “I know you’re mad but you haven’t even let me explain yet, Techno.”

    Or Phil’s ship crash lands on Earth, after being separated from Techno in battle. Tommy is the one to rescue him.

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    Wilbur Soot, military trained and jacked with nanos, ends up in space.

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  19. 56

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    It took Tommy way too fucking long to figure out what the date was in human years in the middle of space, but after months of enlisting Tubbo’s help on the matter, he finally thinks he figured it out.

    And his birthday is in three days.

    Or, Tommy tries to tell his crew how humans celebrate birthdays. Something about setting candles on fire and singing a song in unison has them thinking he's pranking them, because surely humans don't do something so strange... right?

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  20. 9

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    They had given the hairy alien a weapon. They had never given any of the aliens Tommy had dealt with before a weapon. It was some shiny metal looking stick, but it was enough for the hairy alien to get a hit on Tommy, a hit to the side of his head. Everything went black.

    When he came to, the world was ringing, he couldn’t move or even breathe for a couple seconds. Panic started to rise, if he couldn’t move then he would die. He was in a fight, all they wanted was death. This was a fight to the death.

     

    AKA: Tommy is sold to an alien underground fighting ring, when an oddly pink cellmate shows up one night. Tommy was absolutely dominating the fights too, killing every alien they put in front of him, until they start to give said aliens weapons. Until one of them gets a hit to Tommy's head and now his pink cellmate is all too concerned about him.

    AKA AKA: Tommy gets a concussion in an illegal underground fighting ring... in space!

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