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The HIA system—the Hostile Intensity Assessment system—was used by the Universal Union to assess how dangerous a planet was.
The discovery of Delltikae and its inhabitants warranted the creation of a new classification.
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OR: humans are space orcs with tommy as a human who is in spacethis is an alliumduo fic
(disclaimer: this is NOT about the real people who potrayed the characters on the Dream SMP AT ALL, though in fairness it's barely about the characters either 'cause this not even in minecraft, idk what im doing)
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- Part 1 of Remnants of The People that Were
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Philza was used to visiting alien cities, and while he often didn't know about the festivals that they were throwing, he knew that his crew enjoyed participating in those festivals when they had a chance.
When one crowd turns into an all-out brawl, Phil tries to step in and stop the fight. Unfortunately for him, it may not have been as random of a fight as he'd thought. This just leads Phil to participating in a ceremony that he hadn't intended to, ultimately leading to more than he'd bargained for.
While Phil didn't know a lot about aliens, he was about to when it turned out the fight was actually a ceremonial duel for a particular Piglin's hand in marriage.
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The Hidden Marker of Destiny by Lilith_unites
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Sep 2025
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"In a world where a rare genetic marker identifies soulmates, Tommy trying to find out who his soulmates are goes onto a cool sci-fi journey."
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Tommy's soulmates "crash" onto Earth and find out who's there final soulmate are and take him into space. -
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When a human crashes a spaceship into Philza's Zoo they do the only logical thing.
Keep it as the most dangerous attraction in the universe.
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the stars look very different today by peachiestpersonaround
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2025
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It’s like he’s scared.
And maybe he is—the human, while taller than most species of aliens, was a scrawny thing, all long limbs and knobby knees. Wilbur’s fairly sure that, on Earth (it isn’t called Terra), Tommy fits the qualifications of being a teenager.
And so, Wilbur backs off a little. Gives Tommy more space, because the poor boy looks like he might have a heart attack every time Wilbur so much as references his work on the ship. Which sucks a little, because he loves sharing what he discovers—there’s so much to learn, and yet, Tommy is terrified.
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or, humans are space orcs au <3
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- Part 8 of Peach’s Oneshots
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Ranboo is a B-grade android stuck with the monstrous alien that killed the humans he lived with. He doesn't really care about that though.
Techno was kidnapped by aliens, who he killed and may or may not had eaten a few of them, and now he's stuck with a weird metal creature that he's still not sure is alive.
Or B-grade robot Ranboo has no emotions, and big scary alien Techno is bad with emotions.
It'd be a shame if they got attached to each other.
"Not taking this work to seriously but I'll update it when I can." -me, the idiot who is now taking this very seriously
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“Sleepy again?” Wilbur’s teasing voice came from the lounge. Tommy turned, smirking.
“You wish,” Tommy said. “I’ve got eyes like a hawk now.”
Techno rolled his eyes. “Still a child,” he muttered.
“Yeah,” Wilbur added, laughing. “And any sense of self-preservation.”
Tommy grinned, ignoring the jabs. He was stronger than the last time. Faster. Smarter. And maybe, just maybe, this time he wouldn’t have to hide behind them.
He wished he hadn’t had the chance to prove it so soon.
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C is for Concussion (and Concerned Cellmate) by yellow_dino
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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They had given the hairy alien a weapon. They had never given any of the aliens Tommy had dealt with before a weapon. It was some shiny metal looking stick, but it was enough for the hairy alien to get a hit on Tommy, a hit to the side of his head. Everything went black.
When he came to, the world was ringing, he couldn’t move or even breathe for a couple seconds. Panic started to rise, if he couldn’t move then he would die. He was in a fight, all they wanted was death. This was a fight to the death.
AKA: Tommy is sold to an alien underground fighting ring, when an oddly pink cellmate shows up one night. Tommy was absolutely dominating the fights too, killing every alien they put in front of him, until they start to give said aliens weapons. Until one of them gets a hit to Tommy's head and now his pink cellmate is all too concerned about him.
AKA AKA: Tommy gets a concussion in an illegal underground fighting ring... in space!
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- Part 3 of learn your abc's but it just hurts
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Philza and his crew crashes to earth after an intense chase from Dreamons and now They're stuck on earth and a human decided to help.
Tommy is pissed that these 'aliens' crashes into his tree, but they're just soo hopeless and can't survive on earth so he helps them get back home
Meanwhile Jschlatt had a little 'Project' going on
Hey guy's its former Idiot_Author, now named TheUnknownBl0b. It's been a while and i just wanted to say i moved on and had grown up. Now in a new fandom [MXTX]
I'm deeply sorry i never continued my stories like i said i would. If you want me to make it up i would rewrite it will my improvement these past few years.
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Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.
well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.
Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.
now if only he could talk to them.
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- Part 2 of Tommy in space- wtf is he doin'?
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A home in the far distant stars (I'm not sure how I got here, but I'm loving it) by Strawbee9
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Aug 2025
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Tommy finally meets the rest of the family on the moon planet they've been trying to get to the entire time. Shenanigans with Floof and Michael, Tubbo flirting with a flustered Ranboo, Kristen instantly attaching herself to Tommy's side and Tommy doing the same, and a pouting Wilbur.
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- Part 14 of Its midnight and god can't stop me now~
- Part 3 of In Space You Can See All the Stars
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Life was a horrible blur nowadays, compiled with the simple tasks of wake up, eat, get taken to the medbay, thrown back into his cell afterwards, given one more meal then sleep. Only for the day to repeat itself tomorrow over and over again like a clock.
Ranboo didn’t understand what was so fascinating about him. They poked and prodded like he was a space anomaly. Scars littering his body like he was the stars the aliens ship sailed across in. Nothing ever changes.
That is until two new aliens are thrown into his room and with them, the idea that maybe he could have a life beyond the cage he learned to accept. That is if they don’t eat him first.
Or: Ranboo has been held captive and experimented on by aliens for a long time now. He gets a new chance at life when Tubbo and Tommy get kidnapped by the same aliens, starting the butterfly effect to freedom.
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- Part 4 of 🥐2024🍞
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Title from Dinner is Not Over by: Jack Stauber
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“Does he have a name?” Phil asked quietly as he kneeled and Sam hummed.
“Not any he responds to yet. It’s only been a few months since we picked him up, but we’ve been working on it, believe me.” The only thing filling the silence was a low murmur coming from deep within the human’s chest.
“Are they usually this affectionate?” Phil had started petting the human with both hands, cane set on the floor to the side.
“He was separated from his mother too early. Poaching is a big problem when it comes to humans, either for unethical testing or zoos.”
“We thought about rehabilitation and release, but he’s been raised in captivity,” Sam added, leaning against the wall. “He wouldn’t survive in the wild.”
“He was violent at first, understandably, but he’s since calmed down. As far as I’m aware though, this is the most tender he’s been since we picked him up. Maybe he can tell… Well…” Puffy flushed, looking away.
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OR; Humans are new discovery to the universe and have quite quickly been deemed not sentient. Tommy has been abducted and it seems he's being adopted.
OR OR; Blind!Phil, PeepTrio Humans as Pets Alien AU
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- Part 1 of Lead Me By Still Waters
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There's No Time Like the Present (Is That What They Call It In Space?) by Ren_TheBookWorm
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP
12 Aug 2025
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The glass door hissed open The rabbit-pig hybrid was tossed into the cell, the pink alien rolled and hit the back. The clear door closed quickly as he rushed to bang against it and growled, screaming profanities.
After a while of Phil’s fake nonsense there was a shuffling sound. A sound of hoofs standing echoed through the room. He snapped his head behind him to look at the pink alien.
Or Philza is a human stuck in a fighting ring and Techno just joins him by being caught. Ranboo, Niki, Sneeg, Tubbo, and Tommy are freaking out and wondering where Techno, there captain, wondered off too this time.
Or humans are alien space orcs.
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- Part 2 of Emerald Duo Time? Yessssss!!!
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Stowaways by Blackholeca for ASolacedCalamity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2025
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“I am afraid my comrade and I have boarded the wrong vess-el!” The human’s Galactic is rough around the edges, speech too polite, syllables too sharp. “We mean you no harm, fellow non-humAN—” Its words are cut off by what seems to be a sharp elbow to its ribs.
“Shut the fuck up, Charlie.”or;
Humans are the most feared species in the known galaxy. And the crew of the Syndicate have just found two hiding on board.
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- Part 2 of MCYT FicFight 2025
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Philza had been touring the space station with his friend Missa, when he ran into his ex, who worked there. Next thing he knew he had been pushed into some sort of escape pod (that shouldn't have been set up yet), and ended up in the 'care' of some not so nice aliens. After being injected with some weird stuff that made him constantly hurt, they end up bringing a pig guy in, that helps him escape
Aka, Phil ends up forced into space, kidnapped by bad aliens, experimented on, befriends a pig man alien that he can't understand (and ends up mentally adopting), escapes, and ends up running into said pig dudes crew, adopting said crew, and falling in love. -
Totally Not Found Family in Space, What are you talking about? by Crow_Soul_Anarchist, m3ntalpengu1np0p
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Jul 2025
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Approximately one year ago Tommy Innes was abducted by aliens.
Techno Blade is a pirate captured by those same aliens.
He's thrown into the same cell as Tommy, found family and bonding insures.
(Rated Teen and Up for Violence & Language)
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- Part 1 of Found Families In Space
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Philza Craft is in space.
But Phil was no astronaut.
He wasn't sailing the stars, journeying to find a new land. He wasn't going to the moon, or Mars, or out past their solar system. No, they had left those behind about fifteen minutes ago.
Phil was here to talk. To represent humans in these new political climates that the universe has been building for centuries, without them. He was here representing the newest discovered sentient species recognized by the Galactic Council.
He was representing humans.
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Wilbur wasn't the captain of the ship, but he owned it. And, at the end of the day, he decided what happened with it.
He hadn’t thought much about signing up his ship in a transportation-for-hire program. It was just another way to keep fuel in their thrusters.
Maybe he should’ve considered other options, he amended, as he read the assignment that was pinged to his screen. Because traveling a new species from the Milky Way Galaxy all the way to the Universal Concession was not how he wanted to spend the next thirty cycles.
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Technoblade is a member of an extremely social species, recently declared sapient, and suffering physical complications due to loneliness. Philza is a member of a slightly less social species, yet to be declared sentient, and generally suffering.
Unwilling to risk another companion’s death in space and too wary to build a crew, Technoblade has no plans to do anything about his health - until he finds a creature in an animal fighting ring who is definitely not an animal.
Technoblade doesn’t trust other aliens, not when they used him as a gladiator and killed hundreds of his people, but this alien isn’t one of them. He’s in the same situation Techno was, half a decade ago.
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After being kidnapped by aliens, Tommy's been thrown into a world he could barely begin to understand.