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    After the end of the world that wasn't, Aziraphale and Crowley thought they'd have some breathing room to figure out what it means to be on their own side. Unfortunately, Heaven and Hell have other plans.

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  2. 3

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    An alternative version of the Good Omens scene involving Crowley and Aziraphale waiting for a bus. Now includes a fist bump, one of those little top hats you get in Monopoly and a brief discussion about exorcisms.

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  3. 27

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    To Catch a Ghost: The show where two (not) supernatural entities are on a quest to prove (or disprove) the existence of the paranormal. Without letting their unspoken feelings for each other get in the way.

    Enter: a mad (?) old lady, an unassuming (haunted?) country cottage, and a nice-and-accurate book of prophecies that definitely can’t know their secrets (right??). Will they catch a ghost? Or (even more unlikely) talk?

    Enjoy the show! Or else.

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    Holy Hell, the Antichrist has been kidnapped! Things are churning, feeling all Armageddony again, and the fate of the world might be in danger. Again.

    Fortunately, there's Crowley and Aziraphale to help... what? Thwart? Except this time, they're at a decided disadvantage: they're human now.

    Although, is that REALLY as much of a disadvantage as it seems? Perhaps not, given where all the degenerative apocalyptic action, or as Crowley calls it, "the GAC," (the great apocalyptic clusterfuck) is occurring. It's all unfolding on a very human plane of existence, where nothing actually exists, yet everything eventually winds up.

    But their helplessness is still palpable. They can keep their ears to the ground all they want, but they have no direct channels to the Powers that Be... well, maybe one, but it's risky. In any case, it wouldn't do at all for them just to sit and watch, now would it? But if they do try to help, what will the consequences be for them, and for Adam?

    Meanwhile, Crowley and Aziraphale are trying to keep their relationship intact... which works SPECTACULARLY well at times, but looks iffy at other times.

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  5. 5

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    Crowley has form for sleeping through decades. What if, after the Apocal-oops, he did it again? He's a being who’s powerful enough to Stop Time - so his dreams could take on a dangerous life of their own. This is a situation Agnes Nutter forsaw that her descendants would need to Deal With, and to that end she provided printed instructions. If only said descendant hadn't burned the only copy....

    We've had Clock Theory, Diary Theory and Coffee Theory...well, this is Dallas Theory - what if Season 2 was all a dream?

    Note: We’re firmly in book!time, here, the Apocal-oops having occurred sometime in the early 90s. It's now 1995. We have Newt, Tracy, Shadwell, Anathema and The Them back again. We ALSO have a soundtrack, intro and exit music for quite a few scenes (and occasional stage directions), so there’s a lot of music in it, mostly from, yeah, the 1990s. And older! Imagine listening to a mix tape, played on a Walkman.

    Now COMPLETE!

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  7. 23

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    This story hinges on several truths:
    1. Crowley and Aziraphale must become "a thing" after the Apocalypse.
    2. Crowley is a hedonist, and Aziraphale is skittish (but sort of wishes he could be a hedonist too).
    3. They enjoy "creature comforts" of Earth.
    4. Gabriel is a prick.
    5. Hastur and Beelzebub are assholes, and kind of clueless.
    6. Agnes Nutter's second volume of prophecies is presumably lost forever.

    This story addresses all of the above. The "real" story is about how to get Nutter's prophecies back from the fire. But more importantly, it explores how Aziraphale begins to "come around" to Crowley's gentle(ish) urging. He learns more about the creature comforts, about "seeking joy" with a lover, and explains his reticence to do so. Lots of good, innuendo-laden talks. No smut, but stay tuned for a sequel!

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    Our favourite angel and demon are trying to get a well deserved break after helping save the world.
    The universe doesn't seem to agree.

    Thanks to TheGoldenLoop and megzseattle for giving me the idea of a serie's title !!❤

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    When Hob meets Agnes Nutter in the year 1600, she tells him these three things:

    Steareth clear of assuming friendship, even though thou dost feel assured of it.
    When thou arrivest at the horse with a carriage of iron pulled by none, thou shall waite in vain, but do not give up hope, for dreams will come to you when they are free.
    And lastly, a duck is more that it appeareth.

    How is that supposed to make any sense?

    Or alternatively: Dream is not the only encounter Hob has in a tavern (or around one).

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  10. 1

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    ummm. yes.

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  11. 55

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    Good Omens, but Crowley is the angel and Aziraphale is the demon.

    Backwards Omens
    A Narrative of Certain Events occurring in the last 6,000 - 11 years of human history, in strict accordance as shall be shewn with:
    The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter

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  12. 46

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    "Why do you seem so displeased that I’ve broached the subject?” Aziraphale asked warily. “We may not get on, but I’m not suggesting we work together-together. Merely pursue our own lines of inquiry and meet up to exchange information. I think we’ll stand a better chance of finding something if we’re able to supplement any oral histories with archived ones.”

    “Yeah, exactly,” Crowley said testily. “That all makes a fantastic amount of sense. I’m pissed because it was supposed to be me asking you to get off your prissy high horse for two seconds to lower yourself to work with me—for the sake of the world,” Crowley bitched.

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    Two elf mages, both alike in relative lack of dignity, are forced to lay aside a decades-long bitter rivalry to go on a not-so-epic quest to find a book that will, supposedly, help to save the world (someday). A whole lot of tragi-comic arguing and D&D-flavored nonsense ensues.

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  13. 39

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    Aziraphale:
    Now, this would be his home. The thought ripped through him like claws. It would’ve been tolerable with Crowley by his side. Everything was better with Crowley beside him. Aziraphale had never needed to endure lonely alone before.

    Crowley:
    Crowley hadn’t had a purpose for a few years now, but it hadn’t mattered when the tradeoff was time spent alongside Aziraphale. Without him, what was left? He had no plans to return to Hell’s dominion and he certainly wasn’t going to become an angel again. He gritted his teeth. He felt…old.

    ———
    Separated on different planes of existence, neither Aziraphale nor Crowley are at their best. Both Heaven and Hell are scheming, and without an angel-demon partnership on earth to work together, a new kind of Armageddon is at hand. One that will take the combined power of angels, demons, and humans to overcome.

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  14. 5

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    “If the Wild Hunt ever catches up to you, you can either hide, join, or die.” Those were the words of Aziraphale’s grandmother, Agnes.

    This time, in order to regain his freedom, he chose to join.

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  15. 12

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    Good Omens after s1

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  16. 8

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    [Groupchat- Weïrd Sisters ✌️🤪😈]

    Witch 1- when shall we three meet again?

    Witch 2- All I did was leave you alone in Ikea for FIVE MINUTES

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    A Macbeth Groupchat AU.

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  17. 27

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    The man’s brows pinched together. “I’m not sure that I understand, I’m afraid. Do you need - oh, surely you don’t need me to go out and take a soul? I’m certainly not willing to do that.”

    “Nah, nothing quite so crass. Care to tell me your name?” asked Crowley.

    “Aziraphale,” answered the man, and something unmistakably shifted in the air.



    A deal with a fairy leaves Aziraphale with one month to find a suitable spouse in the fairy world. As the one who sealed the spell, Crowley takes an interest in this particular deal.

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  18. 20

    Crossovers by

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    07 Sep 2025

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    My collection of crossovers, where I put my favorite characters in different worlds to give them the normal lives we all wish they could have.

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  20. 47

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    "If, and only if I were to accept this trade... where would we make the exchange?" he asked, grabbing some pen and paper he always kept around near the phone.

    "My place, naturally. We could grab something to eat first, what about the Ritz?"

    "What about the... Crowley, I'm sorry, but anyone would think you're asking me out on a date."

    "They'd be correct. Pick you up at eight, the reservations have been made already. Bring the book!"

    Crowley hanged up after that.

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