WhatTheHellIsAPenName



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    Another take on WHAT-IF Harry got rid of Voldemort in fifth year? Oh yeah and WHAT-IF he just so happened to fall in love with certain twins? In disguise. Under a wrong name, that is. Shenanigans ahead.
    Also a take on self-discovery and gender fluidity.

    (Or the one in which Harry gives the headmaster the finger and decides to go exploring the Wizarding World on his own.)

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    06 Jan 2025

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    Ecdysis: the biological process of shedding an outer layer to grow and develop. After the disaster of fourth year Harry Potter runs away. Determined to spend his summer away from the Dursley's he stumbles upon unlikely allies. Can a few weeks of summer change the course of the war? Or is Fate set in stone?

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    Harry was hoping to stay at the Leaky Cauldron until school started. Did he get what he wanted? No. Instead he receives a letter and everything changes. He uncovers truths buried deep in an old man's plan. He finds friends in the oddest of places.

    His name carries a burden he can't rid himself of, but at least he has Hedwig and this dog he found. Until he doesn't and everything turns to shit.

    His summer has turned into a trial of faith, trust, power plays and nightmares. Will he even make it to school?

    Disclaimer: This is on Hiatus because people can be mean. I am writing a new story to help me keep writing...I have not forgotten about this! It just might take a while to go back over these chapters and fix them up and finish the story. If you don't mind waiting, I'd love if you read it to see if you like it. =)

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    14 Oct 2025

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    Set after the Prisoner Of Azkaban.

    When a meeting with the Goblins goes awry, Harry learns more about himself than he has since the Wizarding World came knocking.

    Who can he trust? Who has betrayed him? Why are the people that are meant to protect him disappointing him at every turn?

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    Fix-it fic where Harry gets the parent he should have always had, learns that the people he trusted were lying to him, and the people he hated aren't as bad as they seem. Also, he becomes a werewolf... just thought you should know.

    (Sorry, really shit summary)

    Audio Version available by Cosmic Harry — https://youtu.be/tE7tqa9dw7I?si=khBBJGQZ4XMy2E-G

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    The uncomfortable truth is that Harry can understand why he did it, all of it. He understands perfectly that there have always been bigger concerns than one lonely, misused boy (or two) at stake, that there is a Greater Good here the man has always been striving toward since longer than Harry's been alive. He gets it.

    That doesn't make it hurt any less. It doesn't mean that Harry can forgive him either.

    It doesn't mean that he can take back the way it's already changed his relationship with the man he thought was supposed to be his prophesied enemy. Or that he would want to now even if he could.

    Their destiny is not to destroy each other as he once believed, although it still could be. It's more complicated than that. Their destiny is to make their own destiny, together, or be torn apart by it. He knows which one he prefers.

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