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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
Warnings:
- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
- English
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- 26/26
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Bookmarked by GreenPicklefish
25 Oct 2025
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Absolutely hilarious. New gang of American auors introduced and a niffler. Draco and Harry are friends, and everyone gets along.
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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23 Oct 2025
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Cute, and short. They make up in the end. Nothing to intense, and heavy banter.
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The Spellweaver by MochiCiel
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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(Previously titled: Enchanted)
The war is lost.
The only way to fix it? Send Hermione Granger back to fifth year. Alone.She has one job: change the future.
Easy, if her allies weren’t a half-traumatized Harry Potter and an infuriating Draco Malfoy who makes mind magic feel like foreplay.Their uneasy alliance teeters between reluctant cooperation and outright disaster, especially as Hermione keeps accidentally dragging a handful of Slytherins into her half-formed plans and future-saving schemes. Now she has to keep pace with their sharp tongues, relentless banter, an inappropriate amount of casual flirting, and the very real risk of falling for the blonde a second time around.
She remembers the future Draco who fought beside her in the war.
This one? Wants to hex her on sight.
(He’ll get over it.)
Eventually.Some things are worth rewriting time for.
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When the Ministry of Magic came up with a rather brilliant solution to the population crisis - pairing up young unmarried witches and wizards with the purpose of procreation, Hermione could hardly believe it.
She certainly didn’t imagine that the first marriage proposal she’d receive would come from none other than Draco Malfoy.
What she’d never in a million years have dreamt was... that she’d actually accept it.***
A marriage law story with the main focus on pregnancy and the development of their relationship through the unusual start of their life together and the baby on the way. High on domesticity, fluff and smut, low on angst and miscommunication - just enough to spice things up.
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This is Part 1 of their story and it's from Hermione's POV.
Series
- Part 1 of Barely sixty percent match AU
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Bookmarked by GreenPicklefish
19 Oct 2025
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Really cute marriage fic. Medium burn and it gets really cute. Supportive friends with muggle technology.