CatwingsTheSpatula
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“'Hello, Mike,' Angela said, as clearly and calmly as possible. 'What can I do for you?'
'I...' The sound of a shaky inhale, then a forceful, harsh exhale. 'I think I messed up.'
Angela winced. Coming from the kid who’d introduced himself by plunking a Leitner down on her coffee table, that was an incredibly ominous sentence."
Or: During his investigations into The Boneturner's Tale, Mike tracked down Angela to try to learn more about how the paranormal world operates. Slightly over a year later, he finds a book by Robert Smirke, hyperfocuses too close to the sun, experiences the consequences of his inactions, and realizes that he can't fix this on his own.
He doesn't want to call Angela. He barely knows her. But she said he could call her anytime he wanted, and... there's no one else to call.
Fortunately (and perhaps surprisingly), Angela is remarkably well equipped to handle this situation.
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“'Are you just here to—to make fun of me, then?'
Helen smiled faintly. 'Would you believe me if I said we were here to help you?'
Jon blinked. That made even less sense than the idea that they were treating him as some sort of zoo animal. 'Probably not,' he finally managed. 'Are you?'
Helen tilted her head to the side, seeming to consider her reply. 'That depends on you.'”
Or: the one where, after the archival assistants stage their 'intervention' to stop Jon from taking live statements, a little group of avatars, assembled by Helen, stage a different intervention.
They agree he's making terrible life choices. They have very different opinions about what those terrible life choices are.
(Or: wanna see how many TMA-related heartbreaks I can fix by giving Jon some actual friends?)
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Oliver is in a bad situation.
Harriet is here to help... sort of.
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- Part 6 of Catwings Jailbreak Febuwhump
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"If he’s being honest with himself, this isn’t about escaping anymore. This is about the only thing he can do to spite Nikola. If she wants his skin in perfect condition for her ritual, he’ll fuck it up on purpose, just to deny her that. Maybe it’ll keep him alive a bit longer, buy a little time while the damage heals for someone to find him, or maybe it’ll just piss her off, but either way it’ll be worth it to resist. To prove to the Circus, and to himself, that he still can."
Jon is not having a good time.
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- Part 5 of Catwings Jailbreak Febuwhump
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"All her life, this book has been waiting for her to get close enough for its gravity to pull her into orbit. Now that it has, she can do nothing but obey its laws—but not those of the book, any more than gravity itself is mere numbers on a page. Jenny doesn’t know yet exactly what’s caught her, what force the book represents, but she knows that it’s pulling on her too strongly for any chance of escape. She passed the event horizon the moment that force tugged her gaze into the shadows where the book was waiting for her, specifically, to pick it up and take it home."
Or, Mike plays matchmaker with Leitners and humans (as long as it doesn't actually involve human interaction), and Jenny not-yet-Fairchild experiences (or perhaps is) the results.
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- Part 4 of Catwings Jailbreak Febuwhump
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Catwings Jailbreak Febuwhump by CatwingsTheSpatula
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Feb 2024
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Catwings' Podcast Girls Week 2023 by CatwingsTheSpatula
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Jul 2023
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Sunday in the Six-Day War by CatwingsTheSpatula
Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
08 Nov 2022
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Catwings' 2022 Whumptober Fics by CatwingsTheSpatula
Fandom: Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
13 Oct 2022
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Five times people helped Jonathan Harker reach safety between Castle Dracula and Buda-Pesth.
Bookmarked by CatwingsTheSpatula
23 Jul 2025
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The thing behind the door– it’s not even a vampire. Nobody knows what it is. It just appears without warning and from the moment the door appears, your survival is a complete roll of the dice.
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Gerry, after being a vampire for 70 years, encounters the Distortion.
Bookmarked by CatwingsTheSpatula
17 Jun 2025
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When Zoro agreed to become a vampire, he really should have thought about how he'd be feeding himself after leaving Kuraigana Island and Mihawk behind. The only blood on board the Thousand Sunny flowed through his nakama's veins, and Zoro would not eat his nakama.
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- Part 1 of Blood Ties
Bookmarked by CatwingsTheSpatula
30 Dec 2024
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The Oar That Leads Us by MithrilWren
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
03 Feb 2024
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After an ill-fated errand ends in disaster, Nami and Sanji find themselves adrift in the middle of the East Blue. With their food supplies dwindling and no rescue on the horizon, both begin to fall back on old habits.
Bookmarked by CatwingsTheSpatula
29 Dec 2024
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Martin was flicking through the various bills he picked up in the mail when a thick, cream colored envelope caught his eye. It was addressed to him in fine cursive handwriting with a green wax seal on the back. He could just make out the shape of an eye emblazoned in the wax as he peeled the letter open.
On behalf of the Magnus Institute, London
You have been invited to attend their masquerade ball
12 November 2021There were further details listed below regarding attire and location, but Martin’s brain was caught on the idea of a masquerade ball. Had it been scheduled for a few weeks earlier, he could’ve written it off as a Halloween fundraiser of sorts but this…
This just seemed like an honest to god masquerade being thrown for the hell of it.
Bookmarked by CatwingsTheSpatula
06 Feb 2024