9 Works in Depressed Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)

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    Guillermo de la Cruz is a professional parapsychologist. Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson are the co-owners of Afanas Antiques, a business they inherited after their predecessor's untimely death. When Nadja hires Guillermo to investigate suspected hauntings in the shop, he expects nothing more than your typical in-and-out case. What he finds is a bit more complicated and rife with distractions—or, rather, one parapsychologically frustrating, infuriatingly attractive, cowboy boot-wearing distraction.

    Who was Baron Afanas?

    What is going on at Afanas Antiques?

    These are the sorts of questions Guillermo is attempting to answer while simultaneously asking:

    What the hell is wrong with Nandor?

    and

    How can I either get him out of my life or into my bed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,363
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    172
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    Post s6e4

    After having to fire his former master and friend, Nandor the Relentless, the former familiar Guillermo de la Cruz was promoted to the position of Jordan's main assistant at Cannon Capital Strategies. Because of this, the vampire hunter justified, he barely had time for anything. Maybe for some outings with his new co-workers, silly flirtations with the IT guy, and vape essence trials to get used to the taste — he still hadn’t adapted to pen-drive smoking. But that is all. On the other hand, he hadn’t seen his vampire neighbors in a while. Especially Nandor.

    or

    After the dismissal, Nandor is gone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    189
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    Após s6e4

    Após ter que demitir seu antigo mestre e atual amigo, Nandor the Relentless, o ex-familiar Guillermo de la Cruz foi promovido para o cargo de principal assistente de Jordan no Cannon Capital Strategies. Por isso, justifica-se o caçador de vampiros, não tinha tempo para quase nada. Talvez para algumas saídas com os novos colegas de trabalho, flertes bobos com o cara do TI e testes com essências de vape com objetivo de se acostumar com gosto — ainda não se adaptou ao fumo de pendrive. Não via, por outro lado, os seus vizinhos vampiros há um tempinho. Principalmente Nandor.

    ou

    Nandor some da vida de Guillermo pós demissão.

    Language:
    Português brasileiro
    Words:
    1,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    11
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    When Guillermo's ultimate betrayal is outed, he loses control of his powers and runs off. Now, it's up to Laszlo and the rest of the house to track him down before Nandor does something drastic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    772
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    "I'm sorry, whose funeral?"
    "Guillermo's."
    "What...? Guillermo...died?"
    "Probably a couple decades ago now."
    "H-How?"
    "Old age I think is what he called it."

     

    Nandor still decides to go into super slumber, too bad it's the biggest mistake of his life.

     

    {Or where vampires greatly overestimate the life expectancy of humans}

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,233
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1,974
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    Guillermo sometimes wonders if he could get away with dying without anyone noticing for a while. He can't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,916
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    851
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    A zombie outbreak has fallen upon the world, with an especially bad infestation in New York. Nandor leaves his apartment in Manhatten to go back to Staten Island with hopes of finding safety in his old family home. When that plan fails, he's completely lost on what to do. Until he meets a stranger who gives him a chance at human connection.

    (Nandor and Guillermo try to survive the apocalypse together and are badasses while doing it.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,790
    Chapters:
    4/23
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    480
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    Months have passed since Colin Robinson came back, missing his memories of the entire past year. Months have passed since Guillermo de la Cruz came back, achingly human, still.

    Marwa and the Djinn return from their own voyages as well, their presence the Sword of Damocles hanging over Nandor's head. Why can he suddenly not look at Guillermo without being in immense pain ?

    What is it that he forgot ?
    Why can't he remember ?

    While Fate moves its pawns across the chessboard, White Knights knocking over Black Bishops, slaughter staining the tiles red, he won't stop searching for answers, won't know peace until he's conquered his past again, until he can say—

     

    Shahmat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    105,945
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2,269
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    How it started as a fake fight to save Guillermo's life and ended with him on his knees begging to die. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,141

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