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What Else We Do In The Shadows Season 4|A WWDITSXOFMD AU by our_flag_means_yippee
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
14 Oct 2025
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Good news and bad news!
Bad news: The Portsmouth gang mourns the loss of their friend, Lionel Garnier... again.
Good news: Love is in the air and it's cut off all their oxygen supply!
Lionel Garnier quits to find himself and what he wants. Rod attempts to get back into the dating scene. Horace and Finley make some daring decisions. Enzo... well, he's there too.
Darren/Princey Fluffernutter does whatever the f*ck he wants, I guess.
New episodes posted every month!
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When Guillermo finally returns to the human world, Nandor is consumed by loneliness.
Then he remembers — he still has one last wish. He could become human too… but not alone. Afraid of what his housemates might do if he changed and they didn't, Nandor makes a bold decision: he wishes for all of them to become human.
Now, stripped of immortality and power, Nandor, Laszlo, and Nadja must stumble their way through a year of mortal life — fragile, and far more complicated than they ever imagined. And they quickly realize they can’t do it without Guillermo.
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What We Do Outside of the Racetracks by jackofalltradez
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Oct 2025
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Nandor de Laurentiis has been a winning racer for years and years, but that same title he held with pride came back to bite him in the ass. Being dedicated to his craft, he devoted his time every day and night at the racetracks to practice further methods of victory. Unfortunately, that meant risking quality time with his flag marshal boyfriend, Guillermo. Once he had realized that he was solely a trophy in Nandor’s collection, he left him for his rival, Freddie, which led to his downfall — and to now being placed in second: something he considered a fate worse than death.
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Well what do we have here?
A human Serial Killer wearing the face of a cherub?
Welcome to the twisted world of Guillermo de la Cruz, Serial Killer, and Nandor the Relentless, his vampire master.Series
- Part 1 of Of Long Nights and Longer Days
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Basketball star Nandor realizes he's in love with his childhood best friend, Guillermo, who is about to marry his boyfriend, Freddie. With years of friendship at stake, Nandor must decide whether to confess his feelings or risk losing Guillermo forever.
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The Adventures of Cute Sandwich Boy and Dreamy British Git by LadyKeane
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Sep 2025
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A fluffy human Nandermo (and Ladja) AU in which many things are the same, and many things are different.
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What We Do In The Shadows Season 7 by thecitrusvamp
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Aug 2025
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Do you miss WWDITS? So do I! Could you believe it was over? Neither could I! So here we are - welcome to season 7, where we follow our beloved vampires one last time through their silly, ridiculous lives while their beloved human buddy endures an (major? minor?) existential crisis. Episodes "air" every other Thursday at 9 PM EST (and if there's ever "production issues", I'll announce delays on twitter!)
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Secrets Come To The Surface by RiverRaenn
Fandoms: South Park, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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The Baron finds out who tried to kill him, featuring the aftermath interview with Kylie and Kendra
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- Part 5 of SPNPG x WWDITS
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- English
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- 1,073
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- 1/1
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Upsides Of A Hellhound by RiverRaenn
Fandoms: South Park, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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The coven are tasked with tracking down the sire as Erica explains the benefits of her hellhound
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- Part 4 of SPNPG x WWDITS
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- English
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Four vampires and a cradle by Strange_doll_from_Hell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
17 May 2025
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Inspired by a list of headcanons that I had written for fun but that many seem to have appreciated. Nadja and Laszlo adopt a child, let's see how they do.
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- Part 1 of Family
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When you took a job as a familiar in a vampire household, falling in love was the last thing you expected—especially with Nandor the Relentless, a centuries-old warrior vampire with a flare for dramatics and a surprising tenderness beneath his armor.
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He’s wearing a white polo shirt that hugs his soft, round torso and his surprisingly solid biceps and a pair of dark blue shorts that show off muscular calves. His skin is warmly brown, smooth and perfect. Fuck Laszlo, anyway, Nandor says silently. He knew exactly what he was doing to send this boy here.
“Laszlo Cravensworth asked me to come by. D-Did I get the day wrong?” A gentle wind stirs his dark, glossy curls at his temples and finally, Nandor stirs, too, sitting up and back against the cushions.
Nandor smiles at him. “You didn’t get the wrong day. I’m afraid I didn’t get much sleep last night.”
At once, the boy looks distressed. “I’m sorry. Should we do this another day?”
“No, no. Please. Have a seat.” Nandor clicks the TV off and half turns toward him. “Your name is?”
“Guillermo. Guillermo de la Cruz.” He offers Nandor his hand and Nandor takes it. Guillermo’s handshake is firm and confident and a little zip of electricity goes up Nandor’s arm.
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Shortly after the documentary airs, Nandor and Guillermo fight white-collar crime. Laszlo and Colin Robinson rear their Monster, while Nadja has a change of heart. The Baron plans to conquer the New World. And the ailing Sean has one big wish: to thank his favorite sitcom couple.
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My Valentine, My Perfect Date, My Beloved Husband, My Soulmate? by KristyLime for weakformemo (talitacortazar)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Mar 2025
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Nandor's love for Guillermo has not waned one iota in the nearly five years that they've been married, but for a variety of reasons, he's feeling less than enthusiastic about their impending night on the town. Ultimately, his husband's charms and an abundance of champagne provide Nandor with a major attitude adjustment. Eager to have some sexy fun, Nandor makes a nostalgic request of his beloved. It's all fun and games until Guillermo upsets his drunken sweetie by truthfully answering what he believes to be an innocuous question. The following morning, Guillermo tries his best to make it up to Nandor and the boys receive some exciting news. In the end, Nandor arrives at a big decision.
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Baron Afanas has been around long enough to know who The Guide was before she lost her memories. Forced to keep silent, he has begun to reach his limit and wants The Guide to bring herself back to her former glory. He laments over the loss of someone he loved greatly.
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A rewriting of S6
-------------------------------------The next thing they know, Guillermo's gone. Not a note. Not a word.
After all they did for him too.
The second he was an actual, full vampire, he was running for the hills.
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The pressure of being a vampire got too much, so Guillermo did the only thing he thought to do. Run.
He doesn't know how the vampire world will treat him, so he goes back into the human world, even if he isn't anymo-
He can think about that later.
--------------------------------------OR: Guillermo runs off, gets an office job, and pretends that his sixteen years of service never happened. Soon, he realises he's not the stereotypical vampire. (he's a fruit vampire :])
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Bram Stocker's What we do in the shadows by Strange_doll_from_Hell
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
14 Jan 2025
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Guillermo learns more about his heritage from Nadja, Laszlo and Nandor.
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The Cancellation of Nandor the Relentless by thevampireletwat
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Jan 2025
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Nandor has carved out a niche for himself reviewing body glitter on YouTube. It only takes one questionable sponsorship deal to bring the whole thing crashing down.
Welcome to the #NandorDeLaurentiisIsOverParty! Unfortunately, being immortal doesn’t protect you from everything…
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What does Nandor truly want?
A re-write of 4x06 The Wedding.
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theres only one thing Nadja cant do. and it's driving her fucking crazy.