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    Guillermo gets familiar with Nandor's ghost. The real Nandor has complicated feelings as usual.

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    Guillermo ha trabajado como asistente de Nandor demasiado tiempo y ya quiere olvidar su amor unilateral.

    Pero acaba metido en una trama de sectas, organizaciones secretas, guerras entre vampiros… y siendo el centro de un triángulo amoroso.

    Logrará Nandor recuperar a su asistente?

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    Good news and bad news!

    Bad news: The Portsmouth gang mourns the loss of their friend, Lionel Garnier... again.

    Good news: Love is in the air and it's cut off all their oxygen supply!

    Lionel Garnier quits to find himself and what he wants. Rod attempts to get back into the dating scene. Horace and Finley make some daring decisions. Enzo... well, he's there too.

    Darren/Princey Fluffernutter does whatever the f*ck he wants, I guess.

    New episodes posted every month!

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    Depois de tentar a sorte com Meg, Nandor, mais uma vez, não consegue achar o amor verdadeiro. Enquanto pondera sobre sua existência solitária e eterna, ele tem uma terrível epifania: será que seu colega de casa vampírico Laszlo está interessado pelo servo Guillermo?

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    Português brasileiro
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    A rewriting of S6
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    The next thing they know, Guillermo's gone. Not a note. Not a word.
    After all they did for him too.
    The second he was an actual, full vampire, he was running for the hills.
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    The pressure of being a vampire got too much, so Guillermo did the only thing he thought to do. Run.
    He doesn't know how the vampire world will treat him, so he goes back into the human world, even if he isn't anymo-
    He can think about that later.
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    OR: Guillermo runs off, gets an office job, and pretends that his sixteen years of service never happened. Soon, he realises he's not the stereotypical vampire. (he's a fruit vampire :])

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    You are The Vampiric Council's slayer (Guard dog) who protects the undead community from threats, mostly rogue vampires who kill and feed from their own kind. You are badass, with a bad reputation and Nandor falls for you, even though he'd hate to admit it.

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    The household gets festive and celebrates Xmas in their own vampiric way.

    A getting together Nandermo story. Sometimes, a little Xmas magic…and drug blood, is exactly what you need to get things started. 🦇🎄

    Set some time after series 5, ignoring series 6.

    1st Feb: Updated with art!

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    After a company dinner, Guillermo drunkenly ends up at the Vampire Residence again, even though he doesn’t live there anymore.

    Set months after Guillermo and Nandor’s confrontation.

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    5
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    Guillermo was successfully turned by Derek, but upon learning just how much more complicated the situation is, becomes far more anxious and regretful of the reality he's created for himself. And unfortunately for him, Nandor accidentally finds out about what happened. Even though his now-former master claims he'd have to kill Guillermo, and then himself, if he found out his familiar got turned by someone else, he wouldn't do that...would he?
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    featuring fighting, begging, pining, jealousy, and whatever the fuck these two have going on (affectionate)

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    Guillermo's hot new boyfriend has everyone in the house acting up. Will Nandor handle his jealousy like a mature centuries-old adult, or will things devolve into cartoonish hijinks per usual?

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    When Guillermo defends Laszlo from a mysterious attacker, the vampire household is forced to confront their many complicated feelings for each other.

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    “But you really think that your friendship will be the same as it was?”, a person of the documentary crew asks with their voice muffled for the distance.
    "And why would it not?" Nandor faces the camera with his arched eyebrows. "Do you think that Guillermo would try to become a vampire when he had the courage again? Now that he knows how to do a full transformation and that I, for not having been relentless with him, would accept this betrayal of our friendship again? What is this Kayle Muller, the ruler of relationships (‘relationship counselor’), confirming that instead of going to the grocery store to buy the products he said he needed, although he did not say what they are exactly, he actually went to get another vampire to be transformed? Or worse, another supernatural creature since he didn't like vampirism so much and will look for other options? Like werewolves, for example? Or worse… ogres? I know that he looks like one, but that-"
    “I didn’t mean to-”
    Nandor opens his mouth a dozen times, babbling, before shutting himself up completely. He goes back to the screen and scrolls the WikiHow’s website a little more. The vampire, then, stares at the title ‘Method 1 - Reestablishing Trust’.

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    Unable to slumber, Nandor impulsively calls a vampire sex hotline and finds himself in a surprising and heartfelt conversation that forces him to confront his deepest emotions and desires. Some things are easier said over the phone. [Set after the events of season 5, with spoilers from interviews and articles by the show's staff]

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    “Mas você realmente acredita que a amizade de vocês vai ser como antes?”, um integrante do documentário o questiona com a voz abafada pela distância.
    — E por que não seria? — Nandor encara a câmera com as sobrancelhas arqueadas. — Você acha que o Guillermo tentaria de novo virar vampiro de novo quando tivesse coragem, agora que ele sabe como fazer a transformação completa e que eu, por ter não sido implacável, aceitaria de novo essa traição de nossa amizade? E que essa Kayle Muller, a governante de relacionamentos (“conciliadora de relacionamentos”), está confirmando que, ao invés de ter ido na mercearia comprar os produtos que ele disse que precisava para hoje à noite, embora não tenha falado quais são exatamente, ele, na verdade, foi buscar em outro vampiro para ser transformado? Ou pior, outra criatura sobrenatural já que não gostou tanto de ser vampiro e vai buscar outras opções? Como lobisomens, por exemplo? Ou pior… ogros? Eu sei que ele aparenta ser um, mas-
    “Eu não quis-”
    Nandor abre a boca algumas vezes, tentando balbuciar algo, antes de se calar completamente e voltar à tela do computador. Ele desce um pouco a página do WikiHow e encara o subtítulo destacado.

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    Português brasileiro
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    "Ah! Almost forgot," Nandor muttered softly, reaching towards Guillermo’s neck in an attempt to remove his only remaining garment-- the necklace around his throat. Panic filled the human as he slapped his hand over its central pendant reflexively, loathe to part with it.

    "Please, Master, leave it on, I want to wear it," he begged.

    “Huh," the vampire said, retracting his hand and furrowing his brow, "that one vampire guy was right, you really do love that necklace.”

    Guillermo nodded eagerly. Yes, he loved the necklace. He loved it more than anything, this symbol of Nandor's ownership of him, these chains decorating his neck like a collar. He never wanted to take it off.

    ---

    Though Nandor is well aware that his marriage to Guillermo was arranged solely for the purpose of solidifying an alliance between their respective nations, he still holds out hope of winning the human’s affections by presenting him with a lavish gift. Unbeknownst to either of them, this present comes with consequences of a magical nature.

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    “Guillermo! There you are, I’ve been looking for you! I was wondering if you would like to be accompanying me to Massive Fitness?” Nandor asks.

    or, what if Nandor and Guillermo actually did go to the gym together in s5?

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    Guillermo and Nandor have been in a long and happy relationship for years. Guillermo is also great friends with the others of their home as well.

    But for the sake of his safety Guillermo allows himself to be hypnotized when the cameras are around to think that he is living a miserable life with these vampires who don't care about him and a masters who refuses to change him.

    All the while it when hypno-Guillermo is begging to be turned, Nandor who has been begging Guillermo to do just that for years is struggling more and more to say no.

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    English
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    1/?
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    Instead of familiars being people who want so desperately to be vampires they become servants they are humans who Vampires take a great liking to and make their pets.

    Gullimore has been held hostage by these damn vampires for the last 10 years. He hates to admit they've grown on him but that doesn't mean he isn't going to take every chance he gets to try and run away.

    Of course Nandor and the others would sooner chew off their own arms then let their adorable Gizmo get away.

    This is really just the first episode with this premise and maybe some bonus chapters for other episodes or scenes in particular that could be fun/funny.

    Side note: This is more intended as humor with dark undertones then pure depression and trauma.

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    1/2
    Comments:
    1
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    39
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    6
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    511
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    Right after getting back from the apartment, Nandor smells something he doesn't like. He does something about it.

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    Laszlo receives an invite from an old friend, Magnus Bane, to a party celebrating his first anniversary. Of course, the rest of the vampiric household, including Guillermo, tag along. Problems arise when Guillermo meets Simon and his boyfriend, the leader of the New York vampire clan, and receives an offer to be turned into a vampire and join their clan.

    Tired of Nandor's empty promises, Guillermo accepts. Nandor will do anything, including confessing his undying love, to convince Guillermo to stay with him.

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    1/1
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    42
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    8
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