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• And I’m Gonna Get On My Knees, Would You Kick Me in the Face, Please? by J4D3_H4RL3Y

  Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  29 Sep 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
  • Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • (mentioned)
  • I Wrote This While Listening to The Front Bottoms' Music
  • Fluff and Angst
  • fluff question mark
  • Song: Lipstick Covered Magnet (The Front Bottoms)
  • Title from a The Front Bottoms Song
  • Fear of Death
  • Well - Freeform
  • as close to 'death' you can get as a vampire
  • Depressed Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Nandor the Relentless Has Abandonment Issues (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Autistic Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Vampire Hunter Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Bodyguard Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Autistic Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
  • Mitski References
  • The Front Bottoms mentioned a lot
  • not sorry
  • No Smut
  • Depressed Guillermo de la Cruz
  • Body Dysphoria
  • mostly angst
  • fluff comes in later chapters and in small intervals in the earlier ones
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • Self-Harm

  Summary

  Guillermo sometimes wonders if he could get away with dying without anyone noticing for a while. He can't.

  Language:

  English

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  Chapters:

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