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Signs of the Wild by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Origins SMP
20 Oct 2025
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PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
~~Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.
But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
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Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
Might make a second chapter.PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-
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Ashwing [Comic] by Crowchild (Candlelight_Insomniac)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
19 Oct 2025
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The nation of L'manberg was built on hope, defiance, and the desire for freedom, and those things were achievable under the shadow of tyranny. Well, they got their freedom, but the cost almost didn't make it worth it.
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Techno & Phil’s journey taking over Japan! (Bnha x mcyt) by ShizunaRey
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Dream SMP
30 Sep 2025
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A blue portal opened up, transporting the pink haired hybrid, letting him hit the floor hard as it reached its destination.
Or Technoblade and Philza get transported to the Mha universes!
(FULL WARNING, my grammar, language and jokes are fucking terrible at the start of this. I’m gonna rewrite at some point but for now y’all gotta pull through until the later chapters)
- Please note that I have fallen out of both fandoms a long time ago and that updates may therefore be very slow and inconsistent - -
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Tommy is strange. He's a strange kid from a strange family, though people are starting to think his strangeness is less a condition of being Tommy and more... fundamental, in nature.
He's always gotten along well with the fae, after all.(what if Tommy was Like That and what if he was also a changeling?? Shenanigans, naturally)
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- Part 5 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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My Neighbors are SuperVillains by Luna711_M
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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“Uh, hi, um. Can I have my cat back?” Ranboo asked the teen, who has a shocked face. “Uh, can I have my cat?” Ranboo asked again. The teen looks pissed before closing the door on them. Ranboo stood there for a few minutes before they even knocked again, the teen opened again and placed Pearl into his arms. “Here’s your cat, dickhead.”
Ranboo stutters, “W-what?” They holds Pearl closer.
“Why the fuck are you so tall? The fuck are your parents feeding you?” The teen asked. Ranboo felt uncomfortable and just walked away thanking the boy. “And why the fuck you’re wearing sunglasses inside!?”
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Ranboo just trying to live as a normal person in a city of heroes. Of course, the author says ‘Nope! The supervillains are your neighbors. And you’re going to become their family member.’ -
Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
31 Aug 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
Wolfborn. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2025
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Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.
This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
~Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
----Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.
This is going to be a series, lmao.
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The Pandora Spaceship by I_dont_know_what_Im_doingJG
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Aug 2025
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Tommy and other people are going to therapy because the government said so.
It’s just unfortunate that their therapist is an a.i
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Oh, and his name happens to be Dream.
-This can only go well.
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Unfortunately though, Technoblade no longer lived in the Nether, and so needing the entire day alone, confined to his room, and finally exiting with his pupils blown wide from his instincts raised some suspicion.
Each time he would brush it off, tell his family that he was simply just tired or joke about getting so caught up in staring at a pile of gold that he managed to accidentally throw himself into his instincts before he could stop it. They would accept his reasoning each time without complaint, but he wouldn't miss the telltale signs that they didn't believe his excuses for a second.
Or: Technoblade attempts to hide part of his piglin traditions. It doesn’t go very well, but he makes a realisation along the way
Prompt: Character A has a holiday that they celebrate, and Character B is trying their best to understand it.
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‘Till I remembered someone’s kid is dead by averystressedcrow for sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Aug 2025
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The shack stood alone, cold and mostly untouched for many weeks. It's owner hadn't returned- couldn't return now- and so there had been no need to light a fire to bring heat or provide light. But still, it was cared for. The plants had not become overgrown, the animals had remained happy and fed, all the doing of two angry, grieving people unwilling to let go.
Or: Technoblade learns that it’s okay to grieve
Prompt: “Stop trying to be so strong all the time. You don’t have to”
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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Two Crowns Covered in Blood by Salamander_squib
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jun 2025
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Techno tried to be peace full but his family was killed and then after that he reclaims his title as the Blood God. Then meets Phil.
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Eternal Happiness by NightmareJasmine for RockyPi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Little Misfortune (Video Game), Dream SMP
17 May 2025
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Basically Tubbo is Little Misfortune and Karl is Benjamin! Without implied crushes or whatever was with that child.
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Dream is out of prison living his best life, and so he starts to think of all the times he fell in love with Technoblade.
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- Part 3 of block people
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Part 1: Rescues and Companions by EsotericBromance (EverythingBromance)
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
06 Apr 2025
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“Let me get this straight. You want me to get a crew together to retrieve some… some package from a hostile planet – where we could all die, might I add – just so you can get paid?"
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'A crew from all over the galaxy comes together to stop bad guys, get paid, and save the girl.'
Except their in a ship that might kill them at any second, they might kill each other so the bad guys don't have to, they rarely get paid, which usually leads to more enemies, and there aren't really any women. But they save each other from their own stupidity so there's that.
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Humor, chaos, sci-fi, heists, found family, whump, and a whole lot of crime. What more do you need! -
Children can be violent, but I think this is a bit far by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Mar 2025
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Phil finds a feral toddler in the forest. This is only the start of the drama he's about to get dragged into.
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Fresh out of college, he had barely settled into his job as a detective, but his reputation for being skilled beyond his years had followed him into the precinct. After only a year, he'd cracked a murder case that stumped seasoned detectives. He had been a minor player on that case, barely noticed by the others. But it was him—Techno—who pieced it all together. His biggest achievement yet.
Now, though, he was back to the sidelines, helping on minor cases while the more established detectives got the ones he really wanted. The ones that mattered. Techno could feel it—like an itch under his skin—he needed more.
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Technoblade a new detective is tasked with a case that brings memories and people from his past to light - even people he thought were gone. Even a brother.:)
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The Brother (Tommyinnit) is subtly based off of what happend to Bucky/ The Winter Soldier in the Marvel Universe.
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“Every person in this castle has their place, Philza, and every piece on this board has it’s role. One must often make a sacrifice in order to win the game.”
Phil frowns, examining the chess board. He reaches for the pawn on the very right of the board, shifting it forward one square. “I don’t like to gamble with lives, mate.”
Technoblade moves his bishop to capture Phil’s rook. “Is that not what it means to be king?”
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When an advisor of a neighboring kingdom escapes to the Antarctic Kingdom seeking political asylum, King Philza Craft is put into a corner. Turn him over to a dictator sure to execute him for treason, or grant him asylum and risk a declaration of war?
With a diplomatic gathering of all the neighboring kingdoms on the horizon, Philza isn’t sure if he can afford the threat to his kingdom, but is a man’s life and his own honor too steep a price to pay for peace?
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Bow and Say Goodbye (don’t forget to lower your eyes) by Careecent
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
12 Jan 2025
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“So.” The rebellion leader cracked his knuckles together, looking into The Blood God’s eyes with as much determination as he could muster. “Will you do it?”
Hm. Play bodyguard for a bit, follow some snooty princess’ beck and call, kill the princess in cold blood, and escape before he’s sentenced to death for assassinating a member of the royal family.
Seems easy enough.
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In which Technoblade finds Tallulah, a princess in need of a good father figure, in the midst of his assassination mission.
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Technoblade adopts Tallulah AU :))
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It hasn't stormed since he got here. In fact, a lot has happened since it last stormed.
The day it last did, time raced quicker than a blur. It felt like he was running out of time, it felt like time was running away from him. People his mother called ‘bad men’ with guns barged into his home—though they all promised him they were going to keep him safe—that was the last time he saw his parents in casual clothing, and not orange scrubs.
The months after that went too fast. He could barely remember why he's here in the first place, why he's now under Phil's care. The orphanage said he was ‘qualified enough’, but to Techno, he is more than that.
Phil doesn't own a bat. Phil didn't raise his voice. And Phil didn't give him bruises.
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There is a thunderstorm and foster kid Techno is Going Through It™ but he has a loving family.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #28: 'Thunderstorm Overstimulation'
Angstober prompt #9: 'Promise'
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