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Tommy loves the story about the prince and the painted moon guy.
Good that Phil knows the story from the main characters of it.
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- Part 1 of Rivals Duo Spooktacular [Dream SMP]
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Off the Planned Course by CatsAndGoodBooks
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Oct 2025
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Someone appeared in the doorway after one long, drawn-out moment. Punz, Niki realized. The server’s mercenary. Them. She had never paid much attention to them; they had never seemed very relevant or important. She’d only now realized that it had been a mistake, and a massive one, at that.
“You have exactly one minute to explain yourself, Punz,” Techno stated.
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The Syndicate gets an unexpected visitor, and no one's happy about it, but they learn some very important information and decide to do something about it.
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XD was dying.
It had been slow at first. Insignificantly small pieces of him were being ripped out and, as his being as a whole was infinite, he’d barely noticed.
But for months, years maybe, his divinity had been slowly depleting, until one day he realized that his connection to Limbo had been almost completely severed. A whole chunk of him was about to no longer exist. And it was a small fraction of an infinite, but it was one he could no longer ignore regardless.
From there, it kept getting worse. The human, Dream, the one that was stealing away his being piece by piece, was getting greedier. More impatient. More foolish. XD needed to stop his act of hubris.
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"You know, you could use your chosen one to carry out your bidding” Foolish pointed out after a moment of reflection. “But nobody is gonna rally beside Tommy right now. They’ve all been wounded far too deeply by the events you refused to stop. There is no understanding between them. No empathy. No care. They’re divided, scattered, lost. We need to fix that from the roots”.
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Or, XD and Foolish decide to fix the SMP with a prolonged movie night!
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Tommy Innit works for a less than legal organization run by a group of very strange people.
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Three years ago, Tommy was found face down next to a river in some incredibly tattered clothes with no memory of who he was or how he got there.
All he knew was that his name was Tommy, and that he was awesome; all he needed, really.
Two years ago, he found out he had the awesome yet horrific and mildly evil ability to force people to do whatever he wanted.
Tubbo made him promise not to use it, which he took to mean not using it on him and agreed to.
Now, in the present, Tommy was staring down some weirdo in a gross coat that had an impossibly tight grip on his arm and this shell-shocked expression on his face.
It got even weirder when he found out his Voice did absolutely nothing to him.
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Tommy is an amnesiac that lives with his friend on a farm, and his (mostly) normal life is thrown completely off track by the appearance of three oddly familiar people who he's just barely convinced aren't insane.
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- Part 4 of Kira's Anon Mcyt Fics *sobbing*
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You will learn the hell it takes to be this kind by jownim for CoconutArt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2025
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“Are you alright?”
“Phil.” He pushed instead. Somewhere, he had to be somewhere in those eyes.
Slowly, the blond nodded. “And, you are?”
That wasn’t him.
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Or, Techno, a god turned mortal, does everything in his power to find the one who accompanied him so long ago. Only, that was not the Phil he once knew.
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Overworld(Tommy) is the god of his universe but after his husbands Ender(Ranboo) and Nether(Tubbo) die He decides to leave and sleep in the void for a few multiple Thousand years because of his greif but after then he wakes up and quickly learns the modern world with the help of his server machine he meets people from his past as he roams the modern world including Tubbo and Ranboo the reincarnated versions of his past loves
after finding out that they are vigilantes he decides to join them but before his actual debut bee duo get in a fight with sbi he saves them but phil recognizes him and now sbi is after them even if techno and wilbur don't get why yet they will help phil with what he wants
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i wanted a god tomsy fic but didn't find one so i made my own!
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this fic is currently in the works 2 soooo
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I'll Be Complete by mossybee_exe for Roscille
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Sep 2025
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"We never listen for the songs around us until the sound is still. We never see what our life is worth, and perhaps we never will... If everything plays a grander part in a fate we’ll never meet Is my destiny to fade away,
have a goal I’ll never reach? Am I incomplete?"Or: A mythology AU of two lovers
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The world has changed. The old religion has been nearly forgotten.
Cue Tommy, a guy looking for a fresh start in a city with way more weird people than he'd expect, even from a city. Still, he's got a job, a house, and a lot of really strange strangers who seem really interested in himShowing Results For: I think my roommate might be an old god??
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- Part 2 of Metamorphoses
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Book 2/4
Nearing the middle of their summer vacation, and trying to cope with a very worrying incident, four young heroes-in-training are left to figure out where they stand.
Meanwhile, not everything is as it seems - and one in their group has finally had enough.Potential Triggers:
-Injury References
-Threats of Violence (Joking)
-Violence (Not Joking)
-Heavily Implied Self-Worth Issues
-Fighting (Verbal and Physical)
-Ominous EndingSeries
- Part 2 of What Makes A Hero?
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Witches- or, better known as ‘Magi’- are beings who have reached so far into themselves that they are able to produce magic.
Everyone has magic, of course, perhaps your friend has better handwriting than everyone else, or that you can always guess the measurement when you're baking. It’s not all exploding bursts of fire or messing with time itself.
It’s like people have a second heart attached to their first one. This one varies in size, the smaller it is, the less likely you are to be able to do magic. This heart doesn't pump blood through your veins- it sends magic through them.
Now, Phil? Phil can easily say that his heart is a perfectly respectable size. But he has long since retired from the whole Magi business, and he just wants to huddle down in his cabin.
He’s never had a coven and he certainly doesn't need one now that he’s given up that life- so why in the world do these children keep bothering him?
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Fault by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: SCP Foundation, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
24 Aug 2025
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You didn’t choose this.
They deserve it.
It’s not your fault.If only Tommy could believe that. Not all of the Red on his hands is blood, but it barely helps. His life at the SCP Foundation is routine: white walls and bland ‘food’ broken up only by visits with Philza if he’s lucky, doctors and researchers if he isn’t, and The Blade if he’s really, really unlucky. Survival has a cost, but rarely is it one he himself pays, and the guilt of what he's done is almost enough to convince Tommy that the Foundation is right to lock up dangerous anomalies like him.
But then one day a bee appeared in his cell. That’s not to say things got better, but, well, they certainly weren’t so mundane anymore.
Link to Russian translation here
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- Part 1 of SBI Fault Au
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Rainbow Magic: TommyInnit the Swearing Fairy by itsmetheguyofthestars for Likenjay
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Aug 2025
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Tommy gets lost in the woods while looking for flowers and ends up annoying an old man with a secret.
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Memento Mori - Remember, you HAVE to die (unless your immortal) by Polligonner
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP
19 Aug 2025
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Being captured isn't all that bad.
Okay that's a lie, it sucks ass, especially when your a four year old who doesn't even understand what colors are yet!
While exploring, you ended up wondering into a trafficking campsite, being captured and held in the same cell for days, weeks, months even, another man was thrown into it with you.
He had blonde hair, the lightest blue eyes, dark grey wings with white tips.
You quickly grew close, but when you were set free, you charged out the door and into the sky like you didn't just make a bond with this man.
Centuries later, you come into contact with him again. And this time, he doesn't plan on letting you take to the sky. Not like you want you, your fine with being a nomad anyways.
Let's just hope he doesn't tie you down.
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Braided Realities by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
19 Aug 2025
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Tommy was just trying to get away from the vanguard of murder robots. He did not mean to fall from the sky and break most of his equipment (including his bones). And now he's been kidnapped/adopted by a beanpole, a wingman, and a pig. Help.
Phil and Ranboo are just chillin' in Techno's house when a tiny feral version of Tommy falls from the sky. Which shouldn't be possible because, according to Ranboo, Tommy died in prison. He's got weird armor, weirder weapons, he just tried to stab Phil, and- oh, okay, he blasted a hole in the wall. Lovely.
None of these people know what they're doing, and the child just brings more angst, fluff, and shenanigans than anyone thinks is possible while also kickstarting a mass emotional healing arc that no one knew they needed.
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Dystopian resistance sci-fi Tommy falls through a portal and gets adopted by the Syndicate. (And yes it's adoption, because Phil.) -
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There were a lot of things he was having to restrain himself from, kneeling as he was at the Antarctic Emperor’s throne. His hands were shackled in front of him, resting meekly in his lap, and he was only still wearing his battle uniform because the guards hadn’t had a chance to burn it yet.
Honestly, Dream was beginning to want them to. The looks he’d received, being dragged through the palace in full Esempi garb, felt worse than anything Philza could do to him. Then again, he was sure he was about to be proved wrong.
Dream gets captured. Techno, it turns out, has been waiting for this.
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- Part 9 of Bella’s Royalty AUs
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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in which several pieces are missing, and subsequently found. SBI fic where 2 brothers and a set of sinister forces "finish the puzzle"
super super not gonna get finished and barely beta read
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- English
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Technoblade has been Philza's favorite streamer ever since the haunted house vlogger broke into his coffin and murdered him. Sure the vampire initially only watched so he could hunt Techno down and viciously torture him. But he found something far, far greater than revenge: his new fledgling.
Time to make this parasocial relationship paranormal!
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Life Lesson: Never Touch a Broken Vessel by ElectriCass39 for DonnaTheEmotionalSupportDuck
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
27 Jul 2025
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After a day finishing organizing chests, Phil spots one of Techno's amulets. Only to discover upon investigation that not only is it broken but he feels himself lured to it. And Techno is forced to save his life-long best friend from The Voices.