14 Works in Simon Snow Is Plotting

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    I find a seat at the back, smiling at the elderly lady who moves her bag to let me sit next to her. And then I wait.
    One stop.
    Two stops.
    The bus comes to a halt, and I realise I’m holding my breath when the doors open and I see a familiar dark head; wavy hair that falls gently on high cheekbones. Grey eyes quickly scan the bus, finding a spot at the front, without noticing me. Then he does what he always does. He opens his work bag (something expensive, made of soft-looking leather), gets a worn-out paperback out and immediately starts to read.

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    Baz is being haunted by Simon’s cruel actions.

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    Simon "Skywalker" Snow is just getting the hang of his new job as a dancer at The Tower Room, an eclectic Brooklyn strip club.

    But who's the rival male dancer watching Simon's performances? He must be plotting something...

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    Shepard asks Baz to help him plan the perfect proposal for Penelope. Baz plans the perfect proposal for...someone.

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    Something is wrong with Simon Snow.

    He is not picking fights with Baz, he is not getting worked up by him, he is reading too much and he is just not giving Baz any attention. Needless to say, it is driving Baz insane. Simon is the sword wielding hot headed hero, not someone who backs down from a fight, so what is up with him?

    And why is Simon being so secretive? What is he hiding? There are so many questions and no answers at all and Baz has sworn this time he is going to be the one who will uncover whatever Simon Snow is plotting.

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    Simon creates a plot to approach the Violinist who plays on his morning commute.

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    Simon is complaining to the mage about Baz... For the 1000th time. The mage gets sick of it, and yells at him to do something about it once and for all, or shut up. Fortunately for Baz, however, the mage accidentally throws magic into the wrong sentence, causing Simon to lose a bit of control surrounding... Certain things.

    (Just read it and find out)

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    Prompt: Baz and Simon staying at a hotel outside of town for a lazy, romantic weekend, most of which they spend nude. Baz decides that he feels too comfortable and doesn’t want to get up to go out for food, so Simon decides to order out for them and get dressed just enough to meet the delivery person at the door. While Simon is accepting the order, Baz wraps up in a sheet and comes up behind him, smug as both Simon and the delivery person become flustered.

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    “Simon?” I ask, uncertain. He looks like he has seen a ghost.

    “You weren’t supposed to be back already.”

    I scoff, pulling back a little. “And why is that?”

    “Because I’m not ready.” He says it like it’s obvious. Like I should know what’s happening here. “Now go and have a bath, get dressed, and meet me here in an hour.”

    Before I can ask what the hell he's on about, he slips into the kitchen and locks the door. (Where did he find the key? It's never where I look for it). Am I finally going to see what he’s been plotting for a month?

     

    //or: Simon is plotting, and Baz likes it.
    Includes a rambling vampire, his sneaky boyfriend, and graphic descriptions of Italian food.

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    “You’re a danger to society, Snow,” he says, and really, am I supposed to understand this as flirting?

     

    There's no way Baz is actually interested in him, but if he is - well, Simon's just going to have to start plotting then, isn't he?

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    Simon has found an online quiz to determine if Baz is a vampire. Now all he needs is for Baz to answer the questions.

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    Prompt: “Person A tries to get their friends to kiss under the mistletoe, and they completely forget about their crush on Person B until they both end up under the mistletoe.”

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    It's eighth year and Simon has cooked up a very... unique way of getting Baz to show him his fangs.

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    When the Chosen One, Baz Pitch, gets a letter from his girlfriend telling him to meet in the forest, he immediately knows that the letter is a fake. He knows the real author. Simon Snow, his vampire roommate, who's definitely out to get him.

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