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Seamus thought that the Yule Ball would be a breeze; he and Lavender have always been a pair, so why should this be any different?
Just one problem...Lavender is going with someone else.
Ron might not have noticed that Hermione was a girl, but Seamus did.
He never thought that his path, and the fate of everything he knew about magic and the Wizarding World, could change by simply asking Hermione Granger to be his date.
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New World, New Family by Elementalninja848586
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter is raised by Captain Steve Rogers, and while he returns to the Wizard World, Steve is faced with a ghost from his past among other things too.
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes (Брак, Убийство и Прочие Неприятности) by dubster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Прошло пять лет после Битвы за Хогвартс, и волшебный мир превратился в чертов бардак. Население сокращается, экономика рушится, и Гермиона Грейнджер решила согласиться на брак по расчёту — но лишь затем, чтобы её выдвинули в старомодный Визенгамот. Ведь Визенгамот упорно закрывает глаза на проблемы мира, а Гермиона намерена их исправить. Правда, она никак не ожидала, что её сведут с Драко сраным Малфоем, новым консультантом ОМП, который носит свои азкабанские татуировки с той же гордостью, что и свою детскую ухмылку. Но надо признать, между бурными событиями ее фарсовых отношений, продажными политиками и серийным убийцей на свободе, ничего из жизни Гермионы не идет по плану.
Возможно, хейт-секс с мужем хоть немного поможет?
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She knew that voice.
She would know it anywhere. She heard it in her dreams and her nightmares. What startled her, however, was that she had never heard that voice singing. Also, the fact that she had not heard it in over four years.
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Hermione and Draco run into each other unexpectedly in the muggle world four years after the war, after having been in a secret relationship at Hogwarts.
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Hermione Granger has had enough. She takes her daughter and moves to America to start over and escape the trauma of post-war England.
Five years later, Draco Malfoy does the same things for the same reasons. He unknowingly moves in next door to the girl he bullied as a child.
Sometimes it’s not about outrunning your past life in order to heal. It’s about finding the right person from your past in order to heal together.
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Harry is depressed after Sirius's passing. He is tired of living the multiple lies people see him as, and wants to learn who he truly is. After running away from the Dursleys, Harry spends an eye-opening summer learning about himself, his so-called friends, and who he can truly turn to. He returns to Hogwarts a changed man, a new man, who is not afraid to be himself and is ready to turn the war upside down, finding his true family and love along the way.
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Hermione had the perfect life. She had a boyfriend who loved her, a job she loved, parents who supported her, and a neighbor who looked out for her. One diagnosis changes everything, though. Now, she must find a cure for what ails her or navigate her life's new course.
Severus did not have the perfect life. Sure, he had a thriving business, freedom from malicious masters, friends who cared, and a neighbor who was friendly towards him. Still, he is hiding a recent diagnosis. Now, he must face what ails him and navigate his life's new course.
Can Severus and Hermione help each other make sense of their new reality, or will the pressures of their new lives tear them apart?
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The Final Mask by Nott_Nova_Malfoy
Fandoms: Sleep Token (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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After the Second Wizarding War the Ministry enacts a 'zero tolerance policy' amongst criminal sentencing with Death Eater involvements. Despite their help as triple agents bringing the war to a close, Draco and Co. are given an ultimatum for their crimes committed out of duress under Voldemort - 10 years in Azkaban or 10 years in Magical Exile.
Choosing the lesser of the two, the Slytherin Family comprised of Draco, Theo, Blaise, Pansy, Daphne and Astoria are tossed into the muggle world with their magic stripped, pending them completing their sentence and returning.
Ten years later after complete silence, Auror Hermione Granger is sent to not only track them down, but to bring them back in time for their hearing to return to the magical world. What she finds shocks her, as the group that had left the wizarding world together to avoid Azkaban apart have become the members of the biggest band - Sleep Token. -
Harry Potter and The Yellow Snake by DamsonDragonWolf
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Join Harry Potter as he joins the Wizarding World but but his first introduction is interrupted by a boy who seems to want to help Harry in his join. Is he there to hurt him? Trick him? Or will he be someone that truly wants to see him and stay by his side?
This wizard who seems to know a lot and has a great connection with his supposedly greatest enemy. Maybe the world is wrong? Maybe something is wrong with him?
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After setting her marriage (and bed) on fire, Dr. Hermione Granger flees to New York for a six-month fellowship in neuromagical surgery. Her new supervisor? Dr. Draco Malfoy — who apparently survived the war, changed his surname, and perfected the art of being insufferable in scrubs.
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Draco Malfoy and the Wrongfully Rejected Handshake by Adaline_Gold
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Draco Malfoy lived a charmed life. He had devoted parents, loyal friends, and anything a boy could dream of. Very little was expected of him; bring honor to his family, be the best in everything he did, and follow the rules set out for Malfoy men. His mother taught him kindness and compassion. His father taught him strength and dignity. He is from the most prestigious family in the Wizarding World. He is rich. He is a wizard. And he is loved. What else could he ask for in life?
During the summer before his first term at Hogwarts, the veil over his eyes begins to slip and he sees parts of his father and his inner circle that has Draco questioning what it really means to be a Malfoy man and if his father is right to not lead by example. Does Draco follow his father blindly or find his own way?
At school, a series of events leads Draco, and his two best friends, on a quest for answers revolving around the Boy Who Lived, the First Wizarding War, and a botched bank robbery.
A rewrite of the Philosopher's Stone from Draco's POV.
The events are the same, but you get to see what was going through his mind the entire time.
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Todos lo veian como un simple muñeco que podian controlar, todos lo veian como su salvador y su boleto de fama y fortuna, pero nunca vieron quien era realmente, no se imaginaron que detras de esos hermosos ojos verdes se encontraba un ser lleno de oscuridad, odio y deseo de venganza, su vida fue una falsa y el regresara al Mundo Magico para recuperar lo que le pertenece adueñarse de todo , preparense a vivir la oscuridad en todo su esplendor por la aparicion de un nuevo y todo poderoso Señor Oscuro
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The first three chapters will be presented as Daily Prophet articles, dripping with scandal and whispers — and let it be known, Rita Skeeter is hardly a journalist one can trust.
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy was presumed dead—disintegrated by a strange spell witnessed by only a few. But eight years later, he is discovered alive in the dungeons of Azkaban, wearing a tattered prison uniform marked only with a number.
Now, he faces trial for all his alleged crimes, with no one to speak in his defence.
With his parents exiled and banned from returning to the wizarding world, his solicitor—assigned to the case for just a week—finds his hands tied when it comes to building a proper defence. But in a sudden turn of events, a last-minute witness steps forward, and long-buried secrets begin to surface.
Will justice prevail? Is Draco truly innocent?
And why does Hermione Granger keep dreaming about him—and a little girl with silver hair—every single night?
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Hermione shook her head in disebelief, curls flying. “What’s happening to me?”
McGonagall hesitated, then said briskly. “It appears you have been dosed with an extremely rare potion; one designed to erode restraint, to force a compulsion for closeness and carnal activities with someone new every seven days.”
Hermione stared at her, dumbfounded, her stomach near dropping. “What do you mean by—carnal activities? And…every week?” Her blood ran cold and she pressed her hands to her temples, hardly able to comprehend it.
Carnal activities? What did that entail exactly? Kissing? Hugging? Shagging? Every week?
Slughorn cleared his throat. “Well, the potion actually refers to them as carnal delights th-“
“Horace!” McGonagall interrupted briskly.
In which Voldemort, deciding Hermione’s the brightest of the golden trio, doses her with a lust potion during her 6th year at Hogwarts.
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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The new Divination Teacher looks very familiar. She's tall, blonde and has luminous eyes. She has an airy quality that hangs around her like a cloud. She looks at you and does not see you but predicts your future with unnerving accuracy.
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Hermione was hoping for a peaceful return to school after the war but circumstances mean making new and unexpected friendships with some friendships turning into romances. Oh and don't underestimate meddling blondes with a otherworldly instinct.
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This story takes place just after the Prisoner of Azkaban, and will continue to the end of the series (Hopefully).
Harry and Hermione just saved Sirius from being killed, Hermione is at her home doing her usual daily tasks, Homework etc. Harry on the other hand is slaving away to chores in the blistering sun each and every day for the past 4 weeks.
Both Harry and Hermione are asked to come down to gringrots bank for an inheritance test (In my Au muggle Borns get them two) what the two friends find out both surprises them as well as deviates them.
Parings for this story are below:
HP/DG
HP(HG)/DMThere will be both Dumbledoor banishing as well as certain weasleys.
Note I don't own anything related to Harry Potter and this is just for fun and people's enjoyment.
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Lord Death, Mortem, knew that Harry James Sirius Potter-Black would one day become his master. He decided to keep an eye on the child in case his future turned dark.
That's when he discovered how Albus had meticulously planned his young master's life-right down to how he should behave and even who he should end up with.
The old fool had laid out everything, treating Harry like a pawn.
Mortem, unwilling to let this happen, chose to change his little master's fate. He established a mental connection with Harry and quietly guided him through his time with the Dursleys.
When Harry turns eleven, Mortem plans to appear before Hagrid could arrive and take Harry to Peverell Manor instead. But that doesn't go accordingly.
Read as Harry and Mortem unravel Albus's manipulative schemes and turn the tables on the so-called leader of the light.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. I have just borrowed the characters. The story is mine.
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Hermione disappears after graduation.
The world believes she left.
Draco knows something is wrong. She would not just leave him.
Locked in a cellar, raped in an attempt to breed her, Hermione clings to one truth:
She will survive.
And Draco will save her.