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    Mike pulled away, his eyes flitting across Will’s face—his tear-stained cheeks and red eyes—and he didn’t even have a moment’s hesitation before he said, “Then… we’ll go crazy together.”

    Will’s mouth quirked even as his eyes welled with tears once again. “Yeah? Crazy together?”

    Mike chuckled through the lump in his own throat. “Yeah. You’re not facing this alone, Will."

    With Will’s name broadcasted in the Daily Prophet as the new generation’s very own Boy-Who-Lived, he faces new challenges in his Second Year of Hogwarts.

    Another more imminent threat still lingers, even despite the Veil’s connection to the World of the Living closed, and Will must continue to tread very carefully like Professor Morganach originally forewarned.

    But the question follows:

    Will anyone notice the danger brewing on Will’s doorstep before it’s too late?

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    Upon learning about an upcoming couples-only work retreat, Hermione Granger happily announces to her rival coworker and the Minister of Magic that she is engaged to be married.

    Unfortunately, Hermione is *not* engaged. In fact, she is incredibly and painfully single. Recklessly, Hermione doubles down on the lie and decides to hire someone to pretend to be her fiancé for the next three months.

    Enter Draco Malfoy—a man more perfect for the role than she could have ever anticipated.

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    Harry, Sam and Dean deal with the Tournament and with the demons that escaped the Gate of Hell.

    Dean's time is running

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    The story of how the infamous Horcrux notebook ended up in the wrong place, at the wrong time, and in the wrong way—and it led to the right consequences.
    'The observer effect (in quantum physics) is a hypothesis that suggests that observation inevitably turns into interaction.'

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    Hermione Granger wanted one thing: to restore her parents’ memories. With Ministry backing at last, she’s bound for Australia to try — and if it works, maybe even change the lives of Janus Thickey Ward patients. Six months in Sydney should be straightforward enough… except for the guard dog the Minister insists on assigning her.

    Enter Draco Malfoy. Once a failed Death Eater, now a MACUSA Auror and expert in “cross-cultural cases” (read: wrangling Muggles and avoiding Statute disasters). He’s spent years learning how not to be a massive wanker — while still technically Lord of Malfoy Manor.

    Now he’s been ordered to play bodyguard to the Golden Girl. In a cramped little Bondi Junction house. For half a year.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    *stares in angst with smut and a HEA*

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    Draco Malfoy thought that his greatest humiliation was getting thrown out of Puddlemere United after a dreadful interview with Rita Skeeter. He was wrong. It turned out that the true rock bottom was playing for the Chudley Cannons (a team whose only achievement is that it still exists at all) under Weasley’s command. But then Hermione Granger appears in the stands and suddenly everything becomes even worse (or better?) – especially when it ends with a dramatic fall from a broomstick, an unexpected rescue intervention, and one very insistent witch demanding an interview.

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    Just when Harry stopped wishing for his parents to magically come back from the dead and whisk him away from the Dursleys, they did. Sort of. If only things were as simple as in his daydreams.

    A Harry in Slytherin story.

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    Sometimes James felt like picking a direction and walking until his legs gave out, then getting up the next day to keep walking, and never turning around.

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    Matt Santini, an American Wizard from Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, wakes up thousands of miles away in the Hopsital Wing of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Injured from a disaster and missing parts of his memory, Matt has to recover what he can and decide whether or not he will finish his education, as Ilvermorny has been destroyed. The school's destruction and Matt's injuries are clearly linked. Meanwhile, Hermione Granger decides, against the advice of her boyfriend Ron Weasley, to return to Hogwarts for her 7th and final year of magical education. There she encounters Matt Santini, an American out of place. Together, Matt and Hermione with the help of Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy, they must work to unravel the mystery of Matt's memories, who targeted Ilvermorny, and whether they're still being hunted.

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    Harry Potter was presumed dead.
    The world moved on, hailing him a fallen hero.

    Seventeen years later, the Heir of Slytherin emerges - powerful, enigmatic, and unaligned. His arrival shakes the foundations of the wizarding world, stirring old fears and new ambitions. But behind the name Caius Slytherin lies a truth that could change everything - about the past, the future, and where loyalties truly lie.

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    AU Harry Potter. Hogwarts starts at 13. Harry is a year older than Hermione and Ron. Start's during GoF

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    When Harry Potter's relationship with Ginny Weasley blows up a week before the deadline for the Ministry's new marriage law, he doesn't think his life can get any worse. After he's matched to Lyra Malfoy, Draco's twin sister, he's convinced that his dream of a happy future is dead.

    How will he manage balancing unsupportive Gryffindors and excentric Slytherins? Which will kill him first his jinx of an Auror partner or one of Draco Malfoy's weird pets? Can he slow his hectic life down long enough to get to know his future wife before the wedding or will the real issue be falling for her too fast?

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    Selections from the Retractions column of The Daily Prophet, 2003 - 2005

    Errors are corrected during the press run whenever possible, so some errors noted here may not have appeared in all editions.

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    Harry decides to be a decent date to Parvati at the Yule Ball during fourth year and the whole Tri-wizard Tournament debacle. She is pleasantly surprised and decides to give him a chance at more, kissing him at the end of their date and starting him on a different path than canon. This leads to some serious changes in his and everyone he cares about lives', setting them on journey of unexpected relationships, new experiences, lots of teenage hormones and embarrassment, and changed destinies.

    The first book of the story is completely written and will end up being around 40 chapters, depending on editing and if I get any wild new ideas while I'm revising. I'm planning on posting around two chapters a week until complete.

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    25/?
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    It's Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Dean Thomas and Hermione Grangers Rookie season of formula one. With 16 other experienced drivers on the grid it's sure to be an exciting year. Dean is outed by the prophet before he even gets to the track, Ron struggles with the perception of his family, Hermione figures out what it means to her to be a Formula 1 driver and Harry finds his legacy while trying to hide a dirty little secret. Also Ginny is heavily inspired by Max Verstappen.

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    What do you get when you take a one year old orphan then add: ten years in a cupboard, one dead possessed professor, one basilisk, one werewolf, an escaped convict, one forced death tournament, a dead school mate, a conniving ministry and a downright evil professor? A very, very fed up Harry Potter looking for a way out- any escape from the pervasive responsibility forced upon his shoulders. And what if you add in a fateful encounter with one Luna Lovegood? No one ever expects much of crazy people... And did he all of all people not have the right to be completely and utterly bonkers by now?!

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    In 1961, on December 26th, in the middle of a snow storm, Auriga Black was born.

    Chaos insued.

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    Quando Ron muore durante la battaglia di Hogwarts, Harry incolpa Hermione per la sua morte. Piena di dolore e disperatamente in cerca di pace, Hermione lascia tutto e si esilia nel Mondo Babbano. Quattro anni dopo, l’ultima persona del Mondo Magico che vorrebbe vedere entra nella sua libreria: Draco Malfoy. A causa della diminuzione del tasso di natalità nel Mondo Magico, il Ministero ha emanato la Legge Matrimoniale e per loro sfortuna sono stati appaiati. Anche se la motivazione dietro questo match sembra essere più una punizione per i due più che una necessità per il Mondo Magico. Insieme troveranno conforto e guariranno dal loro doloroso passato; mentre cercheranno di andare avanti, realizzeranno che, a volte, la miglior vendetta è vivere una vita felice.

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    Harry didn't mean to become an overnight sensation on You-Cast, especially not for his use of dark magic, but when he accidentally live-streamed his first foray into the Dark Arts... well it might have gotten a little out of hand. Now he's streaming every night and the Dark Lord himself wants to collaborate.

    It's not a position he ever thought he'd be in, but he's always been just a little too curious for his own good. At least no one knows it's really him, right? No one, especially not the Dark Lord himself would ever guess the mage-net sensation Ares Black was really his prophesied vanquisher... That would be totally ridiculous.

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    Rita goes to Hogwarts to spy on Harry for her next big article. What happens there, not even someone as creative as her could have ever imagined.

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    1/1
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    Remus Lupin has just been gifted a diary for him to document his time at school. He doesn't expect it'll become a habit to write about everything he lives or thinks. Older him will thank his parents for gifting him that first journal, which he thought was stupid at first.

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    22/?
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