17 Works in Professor Blackbeard | Edward Teach
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Professor Stede Bonnet has another idea for a fake date with Professor Ed Teach. But will one of them finally speak up about how he’s really feeling?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 5 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Bored and alone at an academic conference, Ed meets Stede, who invites him, on impulse, to crash someone else's wedding.
Ed's life will never be the same.
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Reading the Break by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jul 2025
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Professor Ed Teach’s last fake date with Professor Stede Bonnet seemed to be a smashing success…until it was rudely interrupted. What’s next for these two (fake) lovebirds?
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- Part 4 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Thrown for a Loop by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jun 2025
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Fake dating has seemed to be going well for one Professor Stede Bonnet. But will Ed want to keep seeing him?
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 3 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Advance and Retreat by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Jun 2025
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Professor Ed Teach found himself dancing with a handsome blond stranger awhile back. He liked him. Really liked him.
If only he’d hear from the guy…
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 2 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Best Foot Forward by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 May 2025
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Who shows up to a faculty dance event alone? Professor Stede Bonnet, that’s who. But maybe he’ll stumble into more than he expects…
Cross-posting from Bluesky.
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- Part 1 of Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea
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Literature professors Dr. Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet had been dating for a week. Stede is the happiest, silliest man in love in all of Edinburgh. But maybe the city is not just a place to start over but a place to rediscover himself and things in his past he had long forgotten. Meanwhile, Ed is trying to enjoy the sweetness of his new relationship with the charming blonde, though he can’t shake the fear that his ex, Jack, might ruin everything again.
Izzy Hands has resigned himself to the idea that love simply is not for him. Who could love a man so broken? Everyone who witnessed his flaws eventually ran away. Never say never, Mr. Hands. Never say never...Series
- Part 4 of A Sonet to the Golden Unicorn
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Professor Edward Teach has been fascinated by pirates since the time he was a child thanks to sharing his name with one of the most famous pirates in the world. He's specialized in them from their history in the distant past to the current iterations of piracy in the modern world. He's finally settled down in an illustrious university to teach his passion when one evening a new name pops up on the class roster.
Stede Bonnet.
It isn't the first time a vampire has been in his class, but it's the first time one of them has pretended to be a famous pirate from the Golden Age. The new student vampire seems to be insistent that Ed's got his facts muddled and is eager to correct him time and time again.
And worse, the man is damnably attractive, well spoken and interesting as fuck, even if he is carrying delusions about being the former Gentleman Pirate.
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- Part 3 of Our Flag Means Supernatural
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“Are you okay?” Edward blurted out, unsure what else to say.
“No” the man sniffed, his voice thick with tears.
The stranger lifted his head just enough to wipe at his face, deliberately avoiding eye contact with Ed.
“Why are you here?” Edward crouched to his level, concern softening his voice.
“It’s complicated” the man sobbed, finally looking up at Edward.Series
- Part 3 of A Sonet to the Golden Unicorn
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Bodies of Knowledge by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Oct 2024
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Professor Ed Teach is planning to spend his spring break with Professor Stede Bonnet. What nonsense will these two lovebirds get up to?
The one bed prof boys return, with art in several chapters by Sailor’s Ruin.
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- Part 4 of The Two-Body Problem
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Ed never thought he'd be a father. Now, as a step-dad, he's got many new challenges to face! When he has the kids alone for a week, these problems include pre-teen friendship drama and, horrifyingly, Louis bringing home like a billion of those plastic spider ring toys, holy shit where did he get so many of them -
A little fic about awesome step-dad Ed trying his best, breaking cycles, and maybe freaking out over spiders just a little.
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Textual Analysis by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
22 Jul 2024
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Professors Ed and Stede have to return home to their own lives after the fateful conference that brought them together. How will they cope with being apart? And how soon can they see each other again?
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- Part 3 of The Two-Body Problem
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(Un)Predictable Outcomes by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Apr 2024
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“A fuckery! I like the way you think, mate.” Ed clapped Stede on the shoulder, then gave it a squeeze and left his hand resting there. Can you please keep touching me forever? Stede thought. I think it might fix me.
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Professors Ed and Stede get to know each other better over the next few days at the conference.
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- Part 2 of The Two-Body Problem
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Ed and Stede have been inseparable since they met, and Stede worries that his crush on Ed might get in the way of their friendship. When they both realize they've never been on a good date before and decide to take each other on a perfect date, Stede's ecstatic - until he realizes they never clarified if Ed has romantic feelings for him, too. The situation is further complicated when disaster strikes the morning of their planned date, leaving Stede to wonder if Ed could ever even stand to be in the same room as him again...
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Seminal* Possibilities by PolitestMenace (GayPirateAficionado)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Mar 2024
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Professor Ed Teach runs into weather delays on his way to an academic conference. Fortunately, a handsome blond stranger is ready to come to his rescue. And—you guessed it—there’s only one bed.
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- Part 1 of The Two-Body Problem
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Since moving to a gloomy town in the Olympic Peninsula, Stede Bonnet is only certain of three things.
First, Edward Teach is a vampire.
Second, there is a massive part of Edward that hungers for Stede.
And third — damn this part —, Stede feels immensely, insanely drawn to him. -
From Bonnet to Teach(ing Each Other New Things) by gntlpnk_pirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 May 2022
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When Stede Bonnet takes over as the new English professor, the drama professor, Edward Teach, takes it upon himself to make sure that Stede feels welcomed and at home. Even if Izzy absolutely despises the man.