16 Works in Grumpy Israel Hands
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Some months after the end of Had We Lived. Stede, Izzy and Ed text and call during a much needed family trip.
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I wrote this three years ago and just came across it in my drafts. I think it's pretty good and I hope you do, too. You probably want to read nasri's had we lived first. I mean, you want to read that no matter what, but this might not make much sense without having read that.
Oh, Izzy, what ever will we do with you?
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SPECIAL EDITION Podfic of "There is a Light" by Zuckerbaby_1 by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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One-time pop star Stede Bonnet and the band Divine Revenge go out on tour doing covers of songs by the hugely influential indie band The Kraken. The Kraken broke up acrimoniously years ago, and their lead singer, the legendarily reclusive Blackbeard, has barely been seen since.
On the first night of the tour, Stede meets a lovely barman named Jeff, and they keep on meeting after every gig...
This podifc has sounds and music added by the ever treasured and brilliant happydaiz.
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Podfic of "There is a Light" by Zuckerbaby_1 by Kninjaknitter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Mar 2025
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One-time pop star Stede Bonnet and the band Divine Revenge go out on tour doing covers of songs by the hugely influential indie band The Kraken. The Kraken broke up acrimoniously years ago, and their lead singer, the legendarily reclusive Blackbeard, has barely been seen since.
On the first night of the tour, Stede meets a lovely barman named Jeff, and they keep on meeting after every gig..
Total play time for this podfic is 1:34:58
there is another version of this podfic!!! The talented and wonderful happydaiz has made a version with music and sounds! Check it out right HERE!!!
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Break Apart My Ribs (And Poison My Heart) by stark_nakedness
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2024
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Izzy Hands is the half-soul the world has been waiting for. Only problem is, he doesn't know it. Years go by before he comes across an annoying pirate by the name of Stede Bonnet.
Unknown to Izzy, Stede is a dragon venturing into the human world for the first time—living proof that dragons are no longer extinct. And it just so happens that he's a half-soul as well…. And let's just say that *things* ensue.
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Or a treat to myself that has an enemies-to-lovers & soulmates combo.
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A Hobbit in the Caribbean by The_Silmaril_Chick
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
09 Aug 2024
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Hobbits are not a common sight in the Caribbean, particularly on the ocean, and in the world of piracy…please…that just doesn’t happen. They’re much too soft and gentle for a life like that. Or at least, that’s what the stories say anyways.
No one had ever told these stories to Izzy Hands, of course, no one would have dared to on the Queen Anne.
Or the five members of the Revenge’s crew who had never met a hobbit in their life, before First Mate Hands stepped foot on their ship + the one who had.
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- Part 8 of The War of the Dead, Tales from a Changed Earth
- Part 1 of Hobbits on the Seven Seas
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Detective Izzy Hands has been building a case against powerful crime boss Edward Bonnet for years. When he gets a tip that Bonnet's only son is hiding out in a small coastal town, he finds himself somewhere he never expected - back in kindergarten!
Can Izzy track down the elusive Stede Bonnet? And what will happen once he does?
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‘How do I politely tell a customer that I want to rail him into next week?’ Lucius asks his manager.
He can’t help fantasising about getting a tape measure around the man’s chest. Running a hand up his inseam. Fitting him from top to toe in Westwood. A small, helpless moan escapes him at the thought.
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Stede Bonnet, manager of The Revenge art gallery, recruits new and upcoming artist Edward Teach for his latest exhibition. The pair strike up an unlikely friendship which could lead to something more… that is, if old friends and familiar faces don’t stir up trouble. Will Ed be able to continue pursuing his dream or will the past return to get in his way?
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Ed knows how to read Izzy like a book, which is how he knows that 1) Izzy is in love with him, and 2) Izzy's too chickenshit to ever make the first move. He invites Izzy to his cabin aboard the Queen Anne's Revenge and makes him an offer he can't refuse, just to get the ball rolling.
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– Что еще я могу сделать, Люциус? – спросил Стид, доведенный до отчаяния.
– Пробовал отсосать ему? Я выяснил, что это экстремально эффективный метод коммуникации.
– Люциус! Я никогда…
– Именно! Ты никогда не и никогда и не будешь, если только не намекнешь попрямее.
– Попрямее? Что может быть прямее, чем охота за сокровищами?
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"Izzy, please, we gotta do this before bed."
"No."
Ed combed his hand through his hair, trying not to groan in frustration. He'd been at it for over an hour now, trying every possible way he could think of to get Izzy to let him do his shot. Usually, Stede would be the one to do it if it landed on a small day for Izzy but he was out of town on a business trip for a few days.
"Iz, please, I just want to make sure you get all of your T, you're not supposed to miss a dose, buddy."
Izzy just shook his head and crossed his arms over his chest with a loud huff.
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“What else can I do, Lucius?” Stede asked, voiced strained with desperation.
“Have you tried sucking his cock? I find that’s an extremely efficient method of communication.”
“Lucius! I’ve never –”
“Exactly! You have never and will never if you don’t do something more direct.”
“More direct? What’s more direct than a treasure hunt?”
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Just a short, kinda shitty Stizzy fic. Hope you enjoy!
This takes place about a year or two after season one. Ed is away doing whatever he does while he's gone and Izzy has been in a mood ever since. Stede is starting to worry about the usually proud and thunderous man. So one night he finds himself knocking at Izzy's cabin door. No response but he goes in anyway...
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From Bonnet to Teach(ing Each Other New Things) by gntlpnk_pirate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 May 2022
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When Stede Bonnet takes over as the new English professor, the drama professor, Edward Teach, takes it upon himself to make sure that Stede feels welcomed and at home. Even if Izzy absolutely despises the man.
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It couldn't be... it wasn't possible! In every tavern in the Republic of Pirates untimely demise of certain Gentleman Pirate was the thing to talk about with strangers over a cup of rum, although every pirate seemed to have their own thoughts about the last stand of once land-owner. And yet familiar hand was gripping railing of the Revenge and asking for help getting on the ship.
Stede boards the Revenge as chirpy as ever, oblivious to Ed's rage. Will Blackbeard's fury take the best of Ed?
This is post-S1 fix-it fic.
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Izzy hated Stede and he’s taking out his anger on the crew, Stede wants to fix that.