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I Wasn’t Born to Lose You (I Want You) by desire_turns_to_ashes
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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Having been raised as the omega son of a Viscount, Edwin knew he would never have a choice when it came to love and marriage. It would be his father who decides and he had finally accepted that. What he couldn’t come to terms with was the fact that his soon to be husband was none other than his high school bully… Simon.
After an awful dinner with the family of his now betrothed, Edwin runs away into the night, unaware of how much his life was about to change. And that maybe finding love wasn’t such a foolish dream after all.
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- Part 1 of I Want You (So Bad)
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“How about that one?” said Charles. He was pointing to a human-presenting figure with a fedora hat and a furry jacket. “David. Doesn’t sound like a criminal’s name.”
Edwin looked up at him from behind his lashes. “Should I remind you that we are also on this website?”
“Well, at least we don’t wear a fedora hat,” retorted Charles, and Edwin had to agree with that. If you had to be an outlaw, you could at least do it with a certain style.
Edwin tapped twice over the image to expand the details of the case. “They are offering one million tickets. Almost as good as me.”
“I swear sometimes you sound proud when you say that.”
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In an ever expanding Universe enforcing law is tricky. The Human Intergalactic Organisation introduced a system of rewards to encourage everyone to do their part in finding criminals and bringing them to their planet for trial. This had the unintended consequence of creating the new career of the Bounty Hunter which, for its nature, became especially popular for those living outside of society, for whom other sources of outcome are unattainable.
This is their story.
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- Part 1 of See you Space Cowboy...
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what if i wake up tonight and you were real? by quietdetective
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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Simon was quite sure he hadn't killed Payne.
That the cries he heard were a mimicry of the silent boy he once knew, with his quiet grace and resilience.
After all, the book was never supposed to work
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A collection of one shots to go side by side with my main fic I Wasn’t Born to Lose You (I Want You)
These are moments in the story that didn’t make it to the finished piece but I loved them too much to let go
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- Part 2 of I Want You (So Bad)
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Флэт уайт, круассан и, может быть, поцелуй? by hohohobba
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
20 Sep 2025
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- Вам определённо стоит посетить Кафе Нико, а это в нём самая горячая булочка, - озвучил Томас набираемый текст, и Эдвин почувствовал, что краснеет.
Эдвин пытается начать новую жизнь после неудачных отношений.
Edwin Payne needs a hug . And an orgasm. A hugasm. -
A Guide for Not Being in Love With Your Best Friend by fea_cardan
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
25 Aug 2025
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Charlotte is starting her senior year with wind in her sails. She and her best friend, Eden, are as close as ever, she met a cute girl who seeemed to be flirting back at her and she's getting out of her house in less then a year. Everything is going just fine.
Eden is starting her senior year with an ever growing sense of dread and an ever growing number of secrets.
When their newspaper club gains two new members their friendship takes a hit. Will the girls be able to work it out or will the things they've kept hidden destroy their relationship once and for all?
a fem payneland highschool au.
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St Hilarion is a ballet school full of secrets. Charles Rowland is the new boy, too guarded to trust easily and too talented to be ignored. Edwin Payne is the quiet one no one really talks to - not since last year. When they’re unexpectedly paired for the Winter Showcase, it throws everything off balance. Between rehearsals, rumours, and the ghosts they carry, nothing stays untouched for long.
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Charles Rowland had one friend and that is Crystal Palace blah blah blah
His dream is to finish the collage and take career in the cricket.
A quite life really..
Until that phone call
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After "A Confession", Father Payne reconciles with what he's done.
Charles had left as fast as he came- a blur of black denim and chains. The sound of his thick boots on ancient wood floors still echoed in Father Payne's mind as he sat, chest heaving, on the confessional bench- recovering from his rather unholy encounter.
Charles had left so fast, in fact, the young priest could hardly believe him to be real.Series
- Part 3 of Father Payne Adventures
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Secrets We Share by GayBoyDetectivez for cannibalisticCorpse
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Apr 2025
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Simon bullies Edwin but they both have secrets to keep.
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When the Heart Would Cease, Ours Nеver Knew Peacе by Fish_Writes for NotTonightJosephine
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
29 Apr 2025
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“Put it on.”
“Put what on?”
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Edwin always imagined his first kiss to be with someone he loved. Unfortunately, his first kisses all seem to end badly.
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- Part 7 of Paper/Clock
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it hurts but it's good by cannibalisticCorpse, GayBoyDetectivez
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
11 Mar 2025
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"Payne, did you forget your manners? You're supposed to respond when spoken to."
"Yes?" He gritted out, jaw tight.
"Bring the bottle back with you." Simon winked before turning back to his conversation.
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- Part 2 of edwin payne's homophobia kink
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The Sunless Lands Academy was a home for children all around the world. Typically, children whose parents didn't want them.
Edwin was one of those children.
Follow him through his new life at a boarding school where he meets many different people, ends up in too many chaotic situations, creates a club, tries to manage said club, and faces the difficulties of love that comes with growing up.
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Fill for the anonmeme prompt:
Simon/Edwin - Edwin rides Simon
What it says on the tin, with Simon wide eye and stunned because Iholy shit Edwin is beautiful, I can’t believe I get to have this.Pre-canon, ghost!Simon, alive!AU, doesn’t matter as long as it’s fluffy. (Just not in Hell please.)
Would prefer it being their first time.
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you should fear a hurt that's hard to explain by cannibalisticCorpse, GayBoyDetectivez
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
18 Dec 2024
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"Wha-?" Edwin attempted to ask, eyes searching the dark room, unable to see much beyond the crowd of boys in his disoriented state. A hand slammed down over his mouth, fingers digging into the joint of his jaw, pressing it closed.
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- Part 1 of edwin payne's homophobia kink
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The Summer That Trembled and Reeled Beneath Them by edmcmayonnaise
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
16 Nov 2024
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It’s not the first time this has happened between them, this back-and-forth, this wordless thing that expands beyond very-good-friendship.
There’s been a gradual progression, beginning at the end of the last school term and building through the summer—gentle touches, subtle smiles, jokes that feel somehow very serious.
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Or: Best friends Edwin and Simon find love on the summer before the Upper Sixth, conscription to war, and an uncertain future.
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if you were in love and i was your girl by cannibalisticCorpse, GayBoyDetectivez
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
09 Nov 2024
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He jumped slightly when a pair of hands roughly gripped his hips, pulling him backward. With a resigned sigh, he tried to regain his footing.
"You do realize I was in the middle of looking for something?" he asked, glancing over his shoulder. Simon looked back at him with his usual cocky smile.
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- Part 3 of edwin payne's homophobia kink
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From this prompt on the DBD kinkmeme: "You're not real. You're just another trick." Five times Simon is visited by a trick!Edwin, and the one time it was him.
"You didn't do anything wrong," Simon tells him. "I wanted you close and it made me angry. But that was all in me. It wasn't you."
Edwin nods, a motion Simon feels more than he sees. "I could have been yours, you know. I was so lonely. You could have had me for a kind word."
"I'm sorry," Simon whispers. He's weary of saying it, knowing it will never be enough, but how can he stop? It's always true.
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Simon wants to see a part of Edwin and will stop at nothing to succeed.