20 Works in Lambert Has Self-Esteem Issues (The Witcher)
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Lambert is an Alpha. Most of the time. Sometimes he likes to pretend to be an Omega, a secret that only Aiden knows about. Until he meets Milena and it changes everything and nothing at the same time.
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If Your Heart Wears Thin, I Will Hold You Up (And I Will Hide You When It Gets Too Much) by ravenshavetakenmetoneverland
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Jan 2023
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Aiden had found a small hole on Lambert’s walls, pecked it bigger like a woodpecker until he could squeeze right through and make himself a nice home inside Lambert’s heart. He lay there like a cat in a sunbeam, completely content, and Lambert was baffled by it because he had always thought he didn’t have anything to give.
(Or: how Aiden and Lambert met and taught each other important survival skills like how to swim and how to be loved.)
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This is all Geralt’s fault.
It should come as a surprise to no-one that blaming Geralt for the fact that he’s somehow managed to braid his fingers into Aiden’s hair will not undo the damage that’s already been done, nor will it make his lover stop laughing at him anytime soon (a distant part of him recognizes that he should count his blessings that Aiden is laughing, because there’s nothing inherently funny about their current situation… especially when Eskel comes into the room brandishing the gnarliest pair of scissors Lambert has ever seen. The sheer amount of rust on the blades, combined with the gods-awful squeak they make when they part, turn Lambert’s stomach—)
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Jaskier started some shit in 'Darling, Let Your Hair Down,' and now Lambert is contractually obligated to try his hand at hair-braiding, too.
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A birthday present misstep and making it right.
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- Part 1 of The Wind, The Earth, The Sky
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Lambert the Scarred, Lambert the Loved by ravenshavetakenmetoneverland
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Mar 2022
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Lambert has a mental breakdown. Eskel is there to pick up the pieces.
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Lifeline by Rose_SK
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 Feb 2022
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It had been two weeks.
Two weeks since Lambert left Aiden. No, correction. Two weeks since Aiden let Lambert walk away from him without putting up much of a fight at all. Two weeks since Aiden realised that Lambert was too much work, too high maintenance, too broken to be deserving of Aiden’s time.
Lambert fucking missed the bastard, too.
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Giving yourself up, piece by piece by the_butch_of_blaviken
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
01 Jan 2022
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What's the worst part about being a witcher? If you ask Lambert, it's not the road dirt, the insults he hears behind his back or the monster guts he ends up covered in several times a week.
The worst part, according to him, is that he never chose this life in the first place.
Not saying he would have made better decisions but, you know. He wishes he could have had at least the liberty to fuck up in a more spectacular way.Series
- Part 1 of Making it up as we go
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remember me as i was not as i am by all_hail_the_witcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Sep 2021
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Yennefer took a step closer to him, her posture softening. “You can’t keep outrunning your past, Lambert. It’s going to catch up with you.”
“Then it better fucking hurry up. It’s only been seven hundred fucking years,” he said, but all the malice had gone from his words.
He didn’t tell her that there was no point in saying such things. He didn’t tell her that Aiden was dead. He didn’t tell her that between one long day and the next he had forgotten Aiden’s birthday and how he liked his rabbit cooked and what his favorite dagger looked like. He didn’t tell her that try as he might he could no longer remember the sound of his voice, or the way that his laugh rang across an empty clearing, or what his hair smelled like. He didn’t tell her that even his face had long since begun to blur, leaving him with nothing but a lingering feeling of safety and longing. He didn’t tell her that all he had left of his lover was a name, a worn medallion and the overwhelming feeling of guilt that plagued him every time he closed his eyes.
OR lambert is an assassin in the 1920s & he meets a rumrunner who he swears hes met before. he doesnt know what to do with his feelings but there are tea cups he can fight
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Golden Hour by CreativWit for Rose_SK
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
02 Aug 2021
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Lambert loves taking every kind of picture. He takes snapshots of his boyfriends posing for him, whether they’re trying to be funny or a bit more...sensual. Either way, Lambert treasures them, but his favourite kind of photo just so happens to be the kind his lovers hate the most.
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- Part 3 of Haven's Birthday Week
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Silk, Lace, and Leather by CreativWit, Rose_SK
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Aug 2021
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“I want you to teach me how to paint my face.”
Eskel looks up from his book, raising an eyebrow at Lambert’s sudden request. He’s barely seen the youngest witcher these past few days, almost as if Lambert has actively been avoiding him all this time. Eskel notices the constipated look on Lambert’s face, the one he usually gets when he needs something, but doesn't want or doesn’t know how to ask for it.
“Good morning, Lambert,” Eskel counters sarcastically, returning his attention to the bestiary in his lap, “I'm doing well, thanks. What about you?”
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- Part 2 of The Merry Tales of Kelly of Kaer Morhen
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Tunnel Vision by CreativWit
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
13 Jun 2021
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Lambert has dark days. He only wishes for a time where he can embrace the sun without thinking of a way to disappear. Eskel and Geralt are willing to help him get there.
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Kairosclerosis by CreativWit
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
04 Jun 2021
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Kairosclerosis: the moment you realize you're happy
Lambert knows pain.
As time goes on, it all blurs into one. Physical, emotional, mental...sooner or later, it blends together, and he can no longer find the difference. Pain is pain, and it all hurts the same. People speak of childhood like it’s something fond, a time of happiness in memories long past, but Lambert doesn’t know what that feels like.
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Lambert had stared at Geralt with awestruck wonder. “We have the same hair!” he’d said, reaching out to touch one of Geralt’s reddish curls. They had been several shades darker than Lambert’s own, but still just as vibrant.
Geralt had laughed. “It would seem we do, little pup.”
“I’ve never met anyone with hair like mine,” Lambert had whispered, like he was telling a secret. “Except my mummy.”
“Well,” Geralt had said, placing his large hand on Lambert’s shoulder. “I can’t replace your mother. But we could be brothers. Would you like that?”
or: lambert and geralt used to be close, but geralts second trials changed that. now, in the aftermath of the sacking, they find their way back to eachother
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Aiden likes to sleep with the Wolf witchers he meets on the Path.
Unfortunately Lambert proves stubborn and what could have been a one-night easy fuck turns into a two year chase.
And when, finally, Aiden gets his hands on Lambert, he realizes that he caught feelings.Now he just needs to come to terms with this new development and to get Lambert to talk to him about his own feelings. This last task is easier said than done though and Aiden prays for patience.
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When in Novigrad... by Rose_SK for CreativWit
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
15 Apr 2021
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Eskel has a secret.
It’s a secret he’s never brought himself to share with anyone. It’s a part of himself he keeps carefully hidden, an aspect of his personality he only started exploring really late in his long life. The first time he dabbled was in Novigrad.
His family can never find out.
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- Part 4 of Wit and Haven's Eskel Fluff Dump
- Part 1 of The Merry Tales of Kelly of Kaer Morhen
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Thriller Night (And Other Happenings At the 21st Amendment) by lindianajones
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
01 Apr 2021
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Aiden is just trying to survive Halloween night and make sure that his bar doesn't burn down. But when a misunderstanding arises between Aiden and his partner, Lambert, they need to go to his office and talk about it.
This is part of a series, but it can be read as a one-shot.
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- Part 2 of The Teacher AU
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Learning to Trust is Hard (pun intended) by OhNoMyBreadsticks
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Feb 2021
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Lambert has a hard time trusting his partners, but still wants to submit himself completely and make sure they all have a good time.
Maybe a little dose of sleeping potion can help solve his problems...
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- Part 9 of Bready's S&S Bingo Fills
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Kaer Morhen Automotive Repairs (or, Lil' Bleats' Chop Shop) by aleatory_fox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Jan 2021
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“Why does he have to open it between jobs?” Lambert grumbled quietly to Eskel in the breakroom, glaring down into the tepid depths of the filter coffee in his hands. It was difficult to not stare when Geralt waltzed into the breakroom with his overalls open to the belly button. His entire torso was a work of fucking art. Literally, in all ways. Lambert had to stop himself staring at the tattoos, because that inevitably led to staring at the rest; the amazing fucking chest, the ripped abdominals.
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Dreams Were But Pale Imitations Of You by lutes_and_dandelions for SweetestHoney
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Dec 2020
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Lambert was minding his own business in the ordinary town of Daevon, Keadwen when Jaskier appeared and started kissing him like his life depended on it. Unsure whether he was dreaming or not, but having fancied Jaskier for ages, Lambert kissed back and the day just kept getting stranger, but definitely better, from there.
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Comparison is the Work of the Devil by sohydrated
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2020
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Under all that prickly attitude and smart remarks, Lambert spends most of his time kicking himself for not being as good as other witchers--namely Geralt. Geralt thinks that's bullshit.