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Lambert finds himself stuck in Toussaint during his most despised human holiday. Belleteyn. He can't stand seeing the happy lovers. Just another reminder of everything that had been denied him and forged him into an angry, miserable, undesirable mutant. He'd sooner die than believe anyone could see anything in him other than violence, let alone show him love, acceptance, and real intimacy. Enter stage right a boisterous, flamboyant bard who wields his education as weapons and armor the same way Lambert wields his rage and self-hate.
Based on the Broadway version of the song.
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Cuck's Bloom by TheSleepyOne
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
17 Jul 2025
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When Eskel sees the first petal, it's so small he thinks nothing of it. While witchers don’t contract common diseases, it doesn’t prevent them from coughing up a bit of blood every now and again. When more and more continue to fall from his lips, he can’t deny the evidence in his hands. Small, delicate, red-pink petals that could blow away in the breeze with a single breath. So little that when he goes to collect them onto his handkerchief, he has to time his movements with his slowing heartbeat so as to not damage them further. Eskel knows his love will never be requited but he can have this part of Lambert.
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When all the worst we fear lets fall its weight by tasintom
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Mar 2025
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When an unknown element reacts unexpectedly, it results in a fear gas dosing our favorite right hand.
When Eskel Amber-eyed feels fear for the first time since the grasses, and makes a run for it what is the rest of the keep to do?
How do they get their steady shadow back and what will Lambert learn about his older brother?
Based in the Accidental Warlord and His Pack universe by inexplicifics
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Jaskier lay there for a long time, hating himself. Usually he was the one who snuck out at first light. Or was chased out. This… this felt shit. Geralt had never been one for grand goodbyes. But usually there was a goodbye, a stern nod at least.
The sun rose as he sulked under the covers. He knew it couldn’t have lasted, of course it wouldn’t. It had been a mistake from the start. Whatever semblance of a home, whatever proximity to companionship he’d had… he had, quite literally, fucked it.
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Lambert regretted everything about that night. Every single moment he’d had Aiden beside him but been too afraid to close that gap. He’d crossed the point of no return a long, long time before. Maybe back on that day at the market eight years ago. As he held Aiden’s medallion, clutched against his heart where he’d once held his hand, Lambert knew he’d already had everything he had ever needed and that he’d already lost it forever.
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After being cast aside right at the moment it seemed he might finally get everything he'd wanted, Jaskier is taken by the sadistic survivor of one of their most grueling contracts. Subjected to utter brutality, he comes to know the tortured witcher held captive alongside him. -
Things have to get worse, before they get better. by Solea
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jan 2024
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In which Geralt estranges every single living soul in Kaer Morhen in ten minutes, which is admittedly a record for him, and has to figure out how to fix the mess he's in alone,
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- Part 4 of Winter at Kaer Morhen
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Granted, the guy had a hell of a backbone, approaching so many Wolves to offer them a job.
It was probably the madness of the Cats that made him so audacious.
And he was kinda cute.
Lambert would not be swayed by anything that came out of the smart mouth that was his though.
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- Part 8 of The Witcher's fandom
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Keep Him Safe by Rauchendes_GNU for LiraelClayr007
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Sep 2023
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The five knots of red cord swinging gently on a branch in a tree high up above Lambert’s head look like frozen blood.
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- Part 4 of Save A Witcher Bingo 23
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[Podfic] Puppy Pile (With a Cat) by Chantress
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2023
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“Why the fuck are you on top of me?”
“Because you’ve had a rough day.” Aiden snuggles closer, looking far too content. “I’m comforting you.”
“What about this is comforting?”
“Don’t you Wolves have your puppy piles?”
“You are not one of my brothers."
In the aftermath of a hunt gone badly wrong, Aiden offers Lambert some comfort. Lambert does not enjoy it. Not at all.
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If Your Heart Wears Thin, I Will Hold You Up (And I Will Hide You When It Gets Too Much) by ravenshavetakenmetoneverland
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
26 Jan 2023
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Aiden had found a small hole on Lambert’s walls, pecked it bigger like a woodpecker until he could squeeze right through and make himself a nice home inside Lambert’s heart. He lay there like a cat in a sunbeam, completely content, and Lambert was baffled by it because he had always thought he didn’t have anything to give.
(Or: how Aiden and Lambert met and taught each other important survival skills like how to swim and how to be loved.)
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They slipped into this dance sometime after that first mad dash out of Ellander together, but Lambert couldn't put his finger on when exactly it was. At some point or another, he had gone from just some fucking guy to This Fucking Guy. From colleagues and partners in misfortune to actual, on-purpose partners. Lambert can only keep a lid on this ember in his heart for so long, but when did it kindle? Why? What inadvertent spark?
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I know the kindest thing is to never leave you alone by dat_carovieh
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
19 Jul 2022
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Lambert's and Aiden's first meeitng and everything that comes afterwards.
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Lambert has hallucinations where he hears the voices of everyone he's failed over the years. Some nights he can see them too. He imagines Aiden is there to help him through it, and it helps for a bit. But then it gets worse and he's forced to seek help from Geralt and Eskel.
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“Alright, alright.” Lambert nods his head. “Just let me go and I’ll find your cock.”
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- Part 11 of MerMay 2022
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Witchers aren't frivolous by nature, but they do have their vices - good swords, good horses, and good armor. Eskel has all three, but it's his gambeson that continually catches Lambert's eye. For years, Lambert's wanted to try it on. When the opportunity arises, who is he to turn it down?
Or, Lambert tries on Eskel’s gambeson and chaos, at least for him, ensues
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A tale that requires a wine cellar by CamilleDuDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Jan 2022
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“Would it be a bad moment to say that I’ve got to pee?”
The question catches Lambert off-guard, being so badly paced timewise and completely out of context, nonsensical, utterly anticlimactic. He doesn’t know why - and he doesn’t like to - but he bursts out laughing, keeping his bawling low in a vain attempt to go unnoticed by the leshen that is undoubtedly approaching, as elusive and silent as piss-old creatures can be.
“Fuck you, Jaskier, and here I thought you were going to drop something more meaningful since we’ll probably get slaughtered soon,” he cackles, tears pooling in the corner of his eyes. Fuck it, at least he’s going to die a merry lad. Not many witchers can claim the same.
Well, dead people can’t claim shit, for one.
“Happy that I’ve offered a note of distraction,” the bard says, straining against the rope fastened tight around his wrists.After having found a girl lost in the forest and having escorted her back to her village, Lambert and Jaskier must face the consequences of doing the right thing as they become the unwilling candidates for a yearly human sacrifice.
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- Part 7 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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An unusual discovery of feelings by CamilleDuDemon
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Dec 2021
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Sometimes, Lambert just wishes he had Eskel’s gift to always know what to do. Always. Or Geralt’s creative problem solving skills. Sadly, he is just Lambert, spite incarnate with a good pinch of salt and so much rage that if unleashed would burn the whole Continent down, and a stagnation of murky water in someone’s lungs isn’t something he can fix with anger or violence. If only it was that simple. Fuck.
Another fit of cough makes Aiden bend over the saddle and spit down a trickle of greenish water. It reeks of fish, drowner guts and blood. Lambert’s chest clenches painfully at the sight. Contrary to what everybody might think, he’s far from a heartless bastard, which is why he dismounts and carefully approaches Aiden, still bent over his horse’s neck, to rub soothing circles between his shoulder blades and ease the spasms in his back.Aiden nearly drowns during a contract. After almost having lost him, Lambert might be finally ready to acknowledge that what's between them is more than just a fleeting affair.
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- Part 5 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Secrets, covered in the ash by Teresa_of_FicWill
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
01 Oct 2021
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‘So you're going to take this child away from her?’
‘What the hell are you talking about?!’
‘Well, you're the witcher and you insisted on us coming with you and helping her give birth. It's obvious. Everyone knows witchers take children away from their families to make new witchers.’
‘I won’t take the child away from her.’
‘But why are you here then?’
‘Because I'm a father of this child.’
THIS WORK IS DISCONTINUED.
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remember me as i was not as i am by all_hail_the_witcher
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Sep 2021
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Yennefer took a step closer to him, her posture softening. “You can’t keep outrunning your past, Lambert. It’s going to catch up with you.”
“Then it better fucking hurry up. It’s only been seven hundred fucking years,” he said, but all the malice had gone from his words.
He didn’t tell her that there was no point in saying such things. He didn’t tell her that Aiden was dead. He didn’t tell her that between one long day and the next he had forgotten Aiden’s birthday and how he liked his rabbit cooked and what his favorite dagger looked like. He didn’t tell her that try as he might he could no longer remember the sound of his voice, or the way that his laugh rang across an empty clearing, or what his hair smelled like. He didn’t tell her that even his face had long since begun to blur, leaving him with nothing but a lingering feeling of safety and longing. He didn’t tell her that all he had left of his lover was a name, a worn medallion and the overwhelming feeling of guilt that plagued him every time he closed his eyes.
OR lambert is an assassin in the 1920s & he meets a rumrunner who he swears hes met before. he doesnt know what to do with his feelings but there are tea cups he can fight
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When a new witcher saves Lambert's life... well.. he's a little confused
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- Part 1 of Trans Week
- Part 20 of Lambden Tumblr Prompts
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Promise me that you'll come back by DaddyMonty
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher
03 Sep 2021
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Lambert and Eskel part ways during spring to set out on the path. "You promise you'll be back next winter." Lambert said serious, looking at Eskel."I promise I'll be back pup" the older wolf responded in a rough tone planting a kiss to the youngest wolfs ear.
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But he never does come back.