Aiden Has a Pierced Dick (The Witcher)
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This is all Geralt’s fault.
It should come as a surprise to no-one that blaming Geralt for the fact that he’s somehow managed to braid his fingers into Aiden’s hair will not undo the damage that’s already been done, nor will it make his lover stop laughing at him anytime soon (a distant part of him recognizes that he should count his blessings that Aiden is laughing, because there’s nothing inherently funny about their current situation… especially when Eskel comes into the room brandishing the gnarliest pair of scissors Lambert has ever seen. The sheer amount of rust on the blades, combined with the gods-awful squeak they make when they part, turn Lambert’s stomach—)
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Jaskier started some shit in 'Darling, Let Your Hair Down,' and now Lambert is contractually obligated to try his hand at hair-braiding, too.