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    Ciri runs into some trouble while on the path. Luckily, our favourite stinky barber-surgeon, alchemist, herbalist, apothecary and amateur inventor higher vampire was in the area.

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    For years, it had been just her and Scorpion in the stables of Kaer Morhen, and frankly, Roach had been quite content with that.

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    It has been the hottest, driest summer in the Lyrian Plains since ever and monsters born of heat and dust are haunting the fields around the small villages. Fortunately, Geralt of Rivia is already on his way. At the tavern, a surprise is waiting for the thirsty Witcher.

    Or: Stribog is back in Nimue's village and tells the curious children a Witcher story.

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    25
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    Harry Potter is a prodigy in magic, but his true talent lies in taming the most dangerous and mythical creatures. As he navigates his school years with his loyal companions, including his beloved Whiskers [Wampus Cat], Harry’s life becomes a whirlwind of magical chaos, unexpected adventures, and a bit of romance. Watch as he takes on the impossible and faces every challenge with a unique blend of humor, charm, and his uncanny ability to tame the untamable.

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    94,366
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    28/28
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    48
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    6,001
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    Fate cannot be changed...

    The Bauk had warned Ciri before she chose to interfere with what the village called destiny. But Ciri has been outrunning destiny for years already. She is determined to be the master of her own fate, not destiny. But the Bauk's words cut deeper than she expected, because no matter how far or fast she runs, destiny is catching up to her.

    (Based on The Witcher 4 trailer and the breakdown CDPR gave us, as well as a few thoughts and predictions I have about what the game will entail.)

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    Ciri saved the world and became powerful enough to be safe from anyone that wants to use her. Free to do as she wishes she explores the world and pursues the craft of her adoptive father as a witcheress.

    However the trauma of her past has left its mark on her. While she enjoys long stretches of solitude with Kelpie she is a reckless girl who enjoys adrenaline and risking her life for meager coin and simply the thrill of it. On top of that her sex drive is strong and pushes her to pursue rougher and more dangerous kinks without regard for risks.

    These are meant to be standalone stories, without deeper connective plot that explore Ciri which loves violence and sex and how she lives her twisted and perverted life and just how much she is willing to risk it in order to have great sex.

    This is not just a fuckfest that will see her get dicked down, but there is frankly too much detail into the logistics behind monster sex. As a witcheress she uses alchemy and potions and prepares (in)appropriate gear for her encounters. This is a realistic take on frankly insane situations.

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    10
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    3,162
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    A little collection of drabbles and double drabbles for Fluffbruary 2025 and Femslash February bingo 2025.

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    8/8
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    3
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    14
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    10
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    2
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    274
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    After a run-in at the Valentine saloon, stopping by for a drink and some information about any legendary animals from the map Hosea had given him, Arthur set off for Ambarino. Word of a white Arabian or white buffalo in the area around Isabell lake, one was more likely to him. He ends up encountering the one he’d least expected and someone else entirely.

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    After the end of everything, Ciri started over again, trying to navigate a life caught between worlds while full of desires she was only just beginning to explore.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    3,593
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    When Geralt fails to make their Belleteyn rendezvous, witcher Ciri takes on the contract he failed to return from.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    47
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    5
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    364
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    After leaving Stygga behind, Geralt takes a quiet moment to appreciate Ciri's black mare.

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    1/1
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    5
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    [REWRITTEN AS OF 5/JAN/2025]
    After years of peace in Camelot, the Wild Hunt found Ciri once again. Forced to flee from what she thought was her happily ever after, she hides in multiple worlds, trying to evade them. Until she stumbles into one of 2016 Earth after the events of Ultron's attack, encountering a group of people perhaps as strange as herself.

     

    Ciri is the master of worlds and that leaves a lot of crossover potential for fanfics. Surprised no one's done any using her Elder blood powers yet (basically just Ciri, not Geralt as well). Unless they do exist and I've just not come across them.
    PREVIOUSLY TITLED: "A Witcheress Encounters Superheroes."

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    3
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    291
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    The word was that the father of the newest boarder at the barn was hot as fuck. Though his wealthy parents owned an entire wing of the stables, their eldest son rarely made it out to visit their fleet of horses. He made an exception, as he always had, for spying on attractive men.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    127
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    6
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    1,237
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    After waking from a nightmare, Ciri tells her Mama about Mistle.

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    6
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    83
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    3
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    1,228
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    As Jaskier stumbled away from the Dragon Mountains heading in what he hoped was the direction of Poviss (where he could get positively fucking plastered at the first tavern he came across) he wondered if this was truly it. He also wondered if perhaps, had he shown Geralt his true nature beyond some half-baked dismissals and elusions to Elven heritage, he could have spared himself this anguish one way or another. Maybe Geralt would have rid the Continent of him outright, maybe Jaskier could have been more useful had he allowed Geralt to truly see what he is capable of. Regardless, Jaskier is stumbling down a mountain alone.

    Geralt made a huge fucking mistake (shocker, very much not on brand for him, etc). He regretted the words as soon as they left his mouth after entirely side-stepping his brain. Roach huffed indignantly as he approached, which, fair enough. What the fuck was he going to do?

    OR: A Post-Mountain (and Leshen-Eskel [Leskel?]) fix-it featuring a Bad-ass-Part-Leshen Jaskier, Pining/Dad Geralt, Exasperated Ciri/the rest of the Kaer Morons and the happy ending that these traumatised, worthy idiots deserve.

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    40,320
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    227
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    1,324
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    251
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    33,388
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    “Still doesn’t mean you can shoot, let alone hunt.” 

    Gaping, Jaskier looked around, trying to come up with a way to prove his point when he spotted the pair of bows and quivers of arrows at the far end of the table. “You know what, fine.” Stringing the bow that he grabbed with the ease that came with knowledge and practice, he nocked an arrow. “Left door, the big knot towards the top.” Taking a brief moment to aim, he fired. The sound of a solid thunk against the wood made him grin. 

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    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
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    556
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    18
    Hits:
    4,554
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    Geralts life is perfect. Perfect wife, perfect child and perfect job. But he questions everything when he meets the man with the most beautyful eyes in the world.

    Language:
    English
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    29,100
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    221
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    5,993
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    Having a conscience can kill but not as quickly as a blade.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    590
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    Ciri is on her own having left Geralt outside of Kear Morhen.

    Now she wanders in the wilderness without a purpose.

    During this time Ciri comes across what seems a harmless being.

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    English
    Words:
    1,817
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    134
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    Вредные советы для обитателей Ведьминлэнда в целом и Нильфгаарда в частности.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    245
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    68
    Hits:
    395

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