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12 AM GHOST HUNTING WITH MY NEIGHBOR (MESSED UP) by do_wnhill for mackdizzy
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Sep 2025
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Tubbo hates ghost hunting. He doesn't believe in it, thinks it spits on the scientific field, he can't stand it. So when his neighbor Quackity sticks his foot in the door and asks Tubbo to build him a spirit box, he nearly shuts it on him. But Quackity doesn't want a real one; he wants a fake.
And Tubbo to film. Never trust a crook.
Or; Tubbo, resident Ghost Skeptic, is recruited by his Neighbor Quackity, resident Clickbait Youtuber to help him fake a ghost hunting video.
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Getting kidnapped was not on Dream’s expectations in his life, considering that his father hated him and wouldn’t give a shit about him. But for some reason the pirates of the flying ship The Syndicate still saw it as a good idea. With a captain who was ready to sell Dream away, the young prince has to find a way to escape or get Captain Technoblade to set him free. Either way Dream would have to stay on the ship with the weirdly nice crew.
Day 3 of Citrus Dreamnoblade Week: Enemies to Lovers!
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i know that boys like you, they don't come with guarentees by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, its like a qsmp/dsmp hybrid with elements of both, Mad Men, Sort of - Fandom, fifty shades of grey sort of
21 Jun 2025
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"How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
"God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?
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One Day, I Am Gonna Grow Wings by Triplytoo for Alexander_Wesker, ifievertoldyou
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Jun 2025
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"There is freedom
waiting for you,
on the breezes
of the sky.And you ask,
"What if I fall?"
oh but my darling,
what if you fly?"— Erin Hanson
_____________A day in the life of Vice President Quackity from Shattered Verse. He asks himself if this is a cycle that will never end.
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- Hits:
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Do I have to do everything for you? by Schlitoris (schlattschlutt)
Fandoms: jschlatt - Fandom, Slimecicle - Fandom
11 May 2025
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in which you and Charlie are clearly pining for each other, your boyfriend Schlatt takes action.
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You just want to sit down and watch White Christmas with your boyfriend, but he doesn't want to cooperate.
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Maybe it was something about the way he carried himself, but you were always a bit enamored with him. Actually, was enamored the right word? Maybe it was actually just annoyance. On paper, you two would get along great. You both ran in similar friend groups, got similar marks, and even had classes in common, which is why it still shocked you that you only ever spoke to him once, and never would again.
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Schlatt and you get into a fake relationship to get your friends to finally leave you alone, only for it to spiral into so much more.
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**Being rewritten**
As a perpetually single relationship columnist living in NYC where romance seems to be dead and gone, you've always found yourself unable to fully let your guard down around men and believe in love. This cynical trait of yours only grows more complicated after an invite to an influencer party results in you entering a steamy, judgement-clouding relationship with the heartthrob Hasan Piker, and an infuriating feud with a man named Jschlatt.
Seeming to embody everything you hate about men and social media stars, your prejudice against Schlatt and his insufferable pride clash at every given moment. You would love nothing more than to rid your life of him forever. However, much to your chagrin, fate seems intent on keeping the two of you as close together as possible -- New York rent isn't cheap. With F/n's plan to move in with Ted and the great difficulties that come with finding a roommate as a mostly-friendless recent immigrant, you'd be a fool not mutually benefit from letting the wealthy man experiencing housing issues stay with you short term.
It's not like it'll mean anything, it's just for a few months. Your disdain for each other is mutual anyways, right?
Tumblr: doetic
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You and Schlatt did NOT get along. Working for a fortune 500 company wasn’t your dream job, but it was most definitely his. He had this smarmy charm about him that made him ridiculously good at sales, much to your chagrin, and you two were the top salespeople this quarter. This news quickly spread around to your corporate higher-ups, leading you two to be shipped off to a sales conference in Silicon Valley. The last thing you wanted to do for your weekend was spend every waking moment with your coworker that ground your gears, but the company wouldn’t take no for an answer, so now you were on a plane, next to said agonizing coworker, settling in for the 7 hour flight from New York.
TLDR: stuck on a business trip with a coworker you have always butted heads with the hotel room is messed up and only has one bed oh my whatever shall they do
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Reader is apart of SMPLive and has just finished building her base when a popular business man, Jschlatt, stops by to make a business offer. However due to his poor behavior, he's kicked out of the house before he can even pitch it. After a horrible first impression of each other, Reader and Schlatt can't help but hate each other. Petty rivalry with flirtatious undertones ensue.
(No Y/N used)Sorry for slow updates.
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Quackity never had anything handed to him.
Wilbur had never worked for a thing in his life.
This was the sole reason why they hated each other.
Totally not for any other reason.
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Written for and inspired by the lovely art from @Marrow_and_Bone! Please check out the piece here:
https://marrow-and-bone. /post/758364674228158464/behind-closed-doors-by-xx-poetry-witch-xx-rated-m~ ~ ~ ~ ~
This is about characters, not creators. I do not agree with/condone any of Wilbur Soot's/William Gold's actions.
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Jschlatt meets a fan in a coffee shop, turns out that fan is his new cleaner.
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Jschlatts a dickhead too his new 'boyfriend' so Charlie steps in to help the poor guy.
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Reader is pathetically infatuated with Schlatt. “Just friends” except you argue as much as you flirt. (frenemies to lovers ¿)
TLDR Alcohol leads to questionable decisions.
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Quackity is a sophomore at college currently trying to recover from an…incident. He does not want a roommate. He certainly does not want a relationship. Enter Wilbur!
Or, Wilbur shows up halfway into the year with a mysterious past and barges into both Quackity’s dorm and his life. Chaos ensues
Yes the title is a TV Girl song
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found our end in the silence of morning by Graysworks
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 May 2024
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Set immediately after the Manberg festival and follows Quackity as he juggles life in the Pogtopia rebellion, spying on Jschlatt's regime, and his feelings for Wilbur as they clash over the fate of L'manberg. Featuring Pogtopia-as-found-family, pre-slash Karlnapity, early Bedrock Bros, and Quackity Doing His Best.
He gets his things from the staff department the next day, folded and boxed into a neat package. Like cashing in tokens at an arcade, he thinks, then shakes his head at himself, and pulls the boxes off the counter, carries them out of the double-doors and down the steps. On the curb, he sets them down, and realizes he has no way of carting all five to his house. He could slip one of the newspaper boys a few bucks, but there are none in sight.
Guess even headlines can’t motivate people to be around Schlatt. Quackity can’t blame them. He sits on one of the boxes and sighs, then pulls out a pack of camels and sticks one between his lips. Just as he remembers he’d lost his lighter in the woods somewhere, a cart pulls up beside the curb.
Someone calls, “need a lift?”
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Sticks & Stones by Teeth_Hoarder
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Mar 2024
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Techno walked through the trees, mumbling to himself as he went. He knew he’d shot something down, but he didn’t know what it was or where it landed.
The man sighed and whacked a branch out of his way, only to have it come back and whip him in the face. He hissed in pain, glancing back down at the branch with a wince. Something had broken it almost completely off the tree, and there was a deep rut in the ground going a ways ahead, like something had crashed.
Techno’s hope was refilled. Maybe he would find whatever he shot down.
He came around a large rock and his heart almost stopped.
Down in front of the rock he hid behind was a fucking elytrian. And it was very much alive, albeit pissed off and struggling in a chain net.
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How to Train Your Dragon AU! YEAAAAA
Inspired by Down Elytrian by Casserole on Youtube
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- Part 16 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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Tubbo’s growth.
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Random clips of Tubbo’s life and how his experiences shaped him into a more independent person.
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You’re staying at Schlatt’s house, along with Ted, to film some content with a bunch of YouTubers and streamers in the area. Ted’s already gone to sleep, leaving you and Schlatt alone. Unsurprisingly, given the fact that you’re experts at pissing each other off, you start bickering. It escalates.
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Long ago, from a time of castles and lords rose a new era for mankind: one of discoveries we could previously never even dream of, where we held knowledge now long lost to time in the mere palms of our hands.
In this emerging age of prosperity and innovation, one thing used to be enough to change the course of a life, to uproot it entirely, be it for better or for worse.A ship.
Welcome, to the Golden Age of Piracy.
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Or, Wilbur gets caught up in a whole world he would really rather stay out of. He doesn't care for pirates, nor does he ever want to be one. Unfortunately, he's a natural and his talent doesn't go unnoticed.