19 Works in Heapass (A Heist With Markiplier)

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    Fictober is here and these gay little men are perpetually dancing in my head.
    May as well make them kiss for an audience.

    Also, CielTheAnon, I see you and your Illishawn fictober upload. And I raise you, my own Illishawn fanfiction.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    Some little blurbs of stories that I will probably never finish oops
    If there's any of you out there that want to take these and run with them, feel free to because honestly they'll just sit here unfinished forever if you don't do something

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,987
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,377
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    Some incorrect quotes, but from my life :D

    Language:
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    236
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    44
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    It’s just headcanons I have for Ethan’s egos-

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    5,747
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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    After living together for so many years, the iplier egos have more or less learned how to get along. Sure it can still get chaotic at times, but that's to be expected when the majority of them are unhinged or murderers, or more likely both.
    However when Mark decides to start a new collaborative project, more egos suddenly arrive, disrupting their semi-peaceful lives. Friends are made, plans are executed, and general chaos is rained down upon an unsuspecting world. But hey, at least nobody has died, yet.

    -

    just some random bs to get me back into the swing of writing

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    3,258
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    905
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    Ethan Nestor, best known as crankgameplays online, hasn't been shy about his egos, which occasionally appear on his YouTube channel. Many of these egos are harmless, but what should happen if you encounter them?

    Luckily for you, this guide has all the information you need to ensure that you know what you're getting yourself into and how to handle meeting the egos!

    Disclaimer: Even equipped with the knowledge in this guide, if you stumble upon one of the dangerous egos, for your own safety, get as far away from them as you can.

    (I've included fan-made egos as well as the canon egos, so if you're unfamiliar with some of the characters, that may be why.)

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    English
    Words:
    14,033
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    690
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    140
    Chapters:
    5/31
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    217
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    Before the live stream ended, before the channel was deleted, before they all disappeared, Annus made Unus a promise. That no matter what, no matter where they ended up after, he would find him. They would always be together. When he finds himself alone in an unfamiliar forest, he realizes that promise might be harder to keep than he originally thought...

    Language:
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    2,192
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    128
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    Production isn't quite a normal town. Sure, there's the normal tumbleweeds and the occasional dust-covered porch, but people often wonder if there's something more. Something hidden behind the thumping of old boots and dirt-covered flannel. Sometimes you can hear the whispers of secrets kept too well behind the sound of old rusty hinges.

    Something here needs fixing. Something here is wrong.

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    English
    Words:
    10,467
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    173
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    Mark is speed running through life, not that he knows why. Because of this, he does more than he ever thought possible, making changes he never knew he was making.

    Countering that, in the future and far away, Mark is living just as we know him.

    But change is the way of life, and it happens whether you're ready for it or not.

     

    (I suggest reading the part this before this one, otherwise it might be pretty confusing)

    Series
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    English
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    13,946
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,826
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    From all those weeks of planning a stupid heist you kind of expected you end up here. But what you didn’t expect was the fact that a greaser jailbird convinced you enough to actually stay here.

    I mean, you had a plan to break out of jail in case things go south. No surprise that it did go south anyway. You tried to convince yourself that you can break out by yourself, but you were swiftly taken by surprise because of one guy.

    And his name is Yancy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,203
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,037
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    Unus and Annus. Together.

    Language:
    English
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    702
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    864
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    If Yancy’s life these days was summarized it would be: “boys will be boys” which is much better than the other labels he’s had over the years.

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    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    473
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    Case #0101912 - Statement of Yancy King, regarding his experiences as an inmate in Happy Trails Penitentiary.
    Statement given October 31, 2018.
    Audio recording given directly by subject.

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    English
    Words:
    1,974
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    277
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    Yancy was always busy doing something, taking care of the family, but what happens when he can't take care of you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,189
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    990
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    Yancy stayed in prison, and you couldn't change his mind, the least you could do was ask him what was in it and tell him what was in yours.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    995
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    Yancy brought the bottle to his nose and gently inhaled. He horked. “What—what on God’s green earth!?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    227
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    Your visit with Yancy takes a turn ...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,520
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    828
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    You have just been arrested and decided to stay in jail since Yancy welcomed you in. Little did you know this would lead you to meet someone very important in your future.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    796
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    270

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