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    “Back at it again at Krispy Kreme-”

    Once again, I am a slave to these little gay fucks who will dance around each other for an extended period of time. Mostly because I like slow burns, but also because my partner doesn’t and I know they will read this while screaming at their screen for them to get together within the first five days.

    I see you. Suffer >:3

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    Illinois wanted to help Yancy get out of his shell by inviting him to his newest mission, without any intentions of involving him in the actual adventure.

    Sadly, it seems it's adventure what follows Illinois, and we already know the fate of all his partners, do we not?

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    1/1
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    Y/N - the former District Attorney - has found herself out of the void and into the real world once again. Convinced she's all alone, Y/N sets off in search of the manor, hoping to find answers. How did she get out of the void? How did she survive certain death? Since she's alive, are any of her friends still alive? Are Damien and William alive?

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    2/?
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    When all was said and done, there was one body left in the manor - just one.
    There was just one problem: That body was stuck in the Void.
    But as it just so happened...

    So was the District Attorney.

    Or: Rose Lawrence finds her own way out of the mirror after being trapped there for over a hundred years by the entity who stole her body.

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    21/?
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    When all was said and done, there was one body left in the manor - just one.
    There was just one problem: That body was stuck in the Void.
    But as it just so happened...

    So was the District Attorney.

    aka, you find your own way out of the mirror after being trapped there for over a hundred years by the entity who stole your body.

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    21/?
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    3/?
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    “'S'like a game. A naughty li'l game.” He shoots a devilish smirk at him, and all Ethan can think about in that moment is Yancy’s love of card games, and how that’s the same look he’d worn before countering Ethan’s four of a kind with a straight flush that time he’d convinced Ethan to try strip poker with him. There’s such infuriating, tantalizing promise in that look.

    ~OR~

    Yancy's a persuasive bastard, and maybe sometimes Ethan likes that he doesn't take no for an answer.

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    In prison, Yancy was only allowed out for so long so now that he can stay out for longer, he stays out for too long and gets sunburned.

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    The Jims are back on their quest to film all the Iplier egos currently in the manor.

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    Bim is all too happy to share the burgers he makes. The others know what they are made from and avoid them, but with Yancy being one of the newer egos, he is tricked into eating one.

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    The Jims are on their quest to film all the Iplier egos currently in the manor.

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    Illinois kisses the side of his head and pulls him back against him. He stares at Yancy in the reflection of the mirror, resting his cheek against the side of his head. “… so, can I still call you doll? Or would you not like that anymore?”

    “I don’t mind it.” Yancy shrugs, reaching to grab Illinois hands. “Just not, yknow.. don’t call me ‘pretty’ or nothing.”

    “Got it.” Illinois kisses his cheek this time and sighs softly. “Happy for you.”

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    1/1
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    A universe where Squid Game is completely ego-ified.

     

    Bim Trimmer - Recruiter

    William J Barnum - 064

    Damien Whitacre - 122

    Celine Whitacre - 121

    Mark Iplier - 420

    Benjamin Butler - 100

    Abe Lincoln - 005

    Jim - 094

    Jim - 095

    Murdock - 209

    Engineer - 450

    Entity (Fake name Elliot) - 001 (Front man in disguise)

    (Captain) Magnum - 401

    Yancy Pierce - 027

    Illinois Jones - 430

    Yan I Plier - 104

    Eric Derekson - 400

    Dave Torres - 181

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    As Mark's new series gains popularity daily, Wilford wishes to commemorate the arrival of the new Ego at the mansion with a Christmas party. What better way to express his feelings for his best friend than sharing a romantic moment under the mistletoe? Unfortunately, the monochrome demon prefers to isolate himself in his office, disregarding the festivities while everyone else enjoys the celebration.

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    Illinois has made his way to the hidden tomb of a mighty king from an ancient lost civilization in the desert, excited to be the very first to set foot inside the tomb in centuries. However, he’s unaware that someone already beat him to it.

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    "Fuck. I don't know what this means. We're fucking enemies, we shouldn't be doing this!"
    "I never considered why we were enemies, though," Dark mused. "Maybe it isn't so implausible that we could have feelings for each other. Perhaps we could have simply misinterpreted our feelings when we first met? Or perhaps hate and love can co-exist, I'm not sure."
    "No! No, I can't be that weak! I can't... I can't." Anti's voice was hitching, he sounded like he was going to cry. That was the most vulnerable he'd ever been around Dark, and it made his heart wrench.
    He wanted to protect Anti.
    He wanted to soothe him.
    He wanted to kiss him.
    Wait, what?
    OR
    The one where Dark and Anti are soulmates but don't want to admit it and dance around each other rather than admit their feelings. Also Chase and Marvin are stubborn and Google is ignorant.

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    My old JSE & Mark story, now 100% better!

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    4/?
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    “My name is Actor Mark actually, but I prefer Actor. This “Dark” you speak of isn’t here.... Yet,” Actor added quickly to end, a smile appearing on his face. Though, for a second, Yancy saw it twitch at calling him Dark. Must have been his eyes playing tricks on him; This man seemed nice, but something was off, much like the manor, so Yancy had to be careful. “Anyway, enough about me and.... Dark, you must be Yancy, correct? I’ve heard so much about you.”

    The prisoner nodded despite Actor seeming off. “Yes, I am, but if youses could, can youse answer my questions? This place doesn’t look like the pictures Dark se-” He started but stopped when he noticed something behind the red-themed ego. Yancy quickly noticed that the manor had changed. The windows were fixed, the walls had no plants of any sort, the grass mowed evenly, and the door was fixed; All too much like the pictures unlike how it was seconds ago.

    __

    Or: Dark has been gathering egos at their manor, and Actor is sick of it. Why can’t he collect his own?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    27
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