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Wanna bet? 50 dollars that kid is Supes’ kid by raretune
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
17 Oct 2025
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Justice League’s newest recruit Nightwing is a mysterious figure. He's competent, but hides all his true identity. And he's so bright and shiny and smiley and full of hope, with a Kryptonian legend on his chest.
Maybe he's Superman's son. Wanna bet?
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The Batfam identity reveal to JL, with a twist that everyone thinks Dick is Superman's son. That's it, that's the fic. -
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“—ever touch her again, I’ll make you regret ever being born.”
A voice recording of Batman was leaked online. Once again, the internet went too far with it. Once again, Bruce's children suffered for it.
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No dude, He's totally a vampire by IDKhow_iwrite
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types
11 Nov 2024
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When the justice league is first created, and the heroes don't really know each other. Green lantern and the Flash start talking conspiricies.
Like what Batman is.
It spirals from there.Series
- Part 2 of Cryptid batfam works
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Hal loses his voice in a fight there for not being able to charge his ring as he can't say the Green Lantern oath.
No less the island he's crashed in really isn't void of people as he first assumed but this story isn't about him anyway.
Ivy is going to do her best to care for a human, as much as a siren can... hopefully, as she's so bored- Language:
- English
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- 1,458
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
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The Parents of Nightwing the Boy Wonder by Firefly026
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
19 Aug 2024
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Nightwing’s heritage, parents, past, and everything in between had been brought up numerous times among members of the league, new and old. But at the end of the day, none dared to ask him about it. One thing Barry knew for sure is that none of THEM were the kid’s mentor. That didn't stop any of the Founders from indulging in wishful thinking and ill-advised lies, while letting Bart's imagination run wild.
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- Part 15 of Red Hood "is the 1st Robin" AU
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Dick Grayson, Nightwing and other Unrelated Coincidences by StarlightDreamer16
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
31 Mar 2024
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Dick Grayson, a Bludhaven fed, has been assigned to observe the Justice League from the inside on behalf of the United States government.
Nightwing, a respected Justice League member, is away on an undercover mission to infiltrate the FBI.
These things are not related.
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The Non-Bat affiliated members of the League share one braincell and it's missing presumed dead.
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5 + 1 times the Justice League don't know that Dick Grayson is Nightwing and one time they find out
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- Part 3 of AAAN (Assigned Adult At Nine)
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Robin's Still 8 by Firefly026
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Mar 2024
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Hal & Barry wonder how Robin never seems to grow up.
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- Part 10 of Red Hood "is the 1st Robin" AU
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At the Watchtower by Firefly026
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
22 Nov 2023
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Hal & Barry forgot to turn a report in, when they go to the watchtower, they see something that they can't comprehend.
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- Part 4 of Red Hood "is the 1st Robin" AU
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De cuando, en una pequeña velada tranquila de tragos, Hal termina dando pena ajena a todos sus amigos. Y también, posiblemente, Clark no le vuelva a ayudar cuando necesite ayuda.
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- Part 20 of Flufftober 2022
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- Español
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One thing that the JLA tended to forget was that Batman wasn’t a meta. He didn’t have super strength, super hearing, or invulnerability. No. He was just a regular human who dressed up in a bat costume at night.
Safe to say that they are shocked when Batman reminds them of this.
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Justice League's most wanted fugitive: Hal Jordan by Panamic
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
23 Dec 2021
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Hal Jordan knows next to nothing about the Justice League, save for the few things he hears about them on the news. So when he accidentally finds their super-secret-superhero-space-base…
Well, breaking into the Watchtower certainly isn’t the smartest thing he’s ever done, but at least the Justice League doesn’t know he broke in.…right?
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Bruce convinces Hal to talk to Oliver about joining the League. With a fistfight.
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- Part 30 of Daddy, Not Bats
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The Ones I Envy by SuperIceLight
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern Corps (Comics), DCU (Comics)
07 Sep 2021
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Sitting in a bar is always a good opportunity to mope. Sitting in your crush's bar, watching him have fun with other people, while knowing he hates you, is an even better opportunity to mope.
Just ask Hal.Series
- Part 6 of Tropetember 2021
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Book 2: Jada and Bruce. Part One: Villainess Fixation by JadaVersailles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League of America (Comics), Batman and the Outsiders (Comics), The Arkham Sessions (podcast), Strangers in Paradise (Comics), Batman (Movies - Nolan), Detective Comics (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series
06 Aug 2021
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Batman has to fly to Indonesia to protect Gotham and meets a female villain who may not live up to her reputation. He ends up dating Jada, Brazilian Japanese gallery owner who also moonlights as an art thief, as Bruce Wayne. Bruce is nearing retirement as Batman. It might be time to get invested in a serious relationship. He tells her about his former ward and genuinely opens up to her. And the sex is amazing. But his schedule as Batman has him making up a lot of excuses for his disappearances. There are problems at WayneTech when an aggressor tries to ruin some big plans. Jada's past could be more of a problem than he thought.
Chapter 6 has non-consensual sex scene. PSA: Consent can be withdrawn at any point. Victims are not to blame.
Jada's previous relationship was abusive, but it is written about in a #metoo kind of way where the reader can examine these dynamics from a safe distance. Erotic components are fantasy and not glorification.
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- Part 2 of The Cheshire Trilogy
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When your mom and dad embarrass you lol by KingFranPetty for Misss_Royal
Fandoms: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
28 Jul 2021
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The Justice League and The Legion of Doom talk to Billy Batson and Mister Mind about their relationship.
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- Part 10 of MarvelousMind
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At this point, Batman was convinced that he’d never find reason to let the Justice League back into the Batcave.
Ever again.
No matter what.(Warning - not your usual take on the Batfam meeting the Justice League. It’s a lot sadder, so get ready.)
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- Part 8 of Robin Reversal (A/B/O)
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My Spooky by BeebThatScreams
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
11 Apr 2021
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Hal is deeply in love with the Batman, but this annoying rich boy Bruce Wayne won’t leave him alone.
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texting scene that was originally incomplete due to html error is now there for added context. So glad it still made sense without like 10 whole lines if dialogue. -
Glow Stick & Spooky by Anonymous
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Animated), Justice League: War, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
04 Oct 2019
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"So what if I like you?! What're you gonna do 'bout it?!" [Slash]
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The Coworkers Know by Help__Obsessed_Artist
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
07 May 2019
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Hal has a tendency to hang around Barry's work whenever he's in town, leading to an awkward assumption from Barry's colleagues.
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You see the problem with being in space most of the time was that you had no idea what the fuck was going on in your home planet.
Politics? Hal knew at the very least that it wasn’t George Bush in office.
Everything else? Yeah, he honestly didn’t have a damn clue. Time worked weirdly in outer space, and he could talk about other planets’ culture all day long but if you asked him to sing one of the currently charting songs on Earth? He wouldn’t know anything past Britney Spears.