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A long way to go by Toast_19
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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Somewhere somehow the guardians of OA had decided that Hal Jordan, HAROLD JORDAN, was the best option for taking care of a new recruit, how did a teenage boy from earth even come in possession of a Green lantern Ring anyway?? Hal thinks that Earth probably has way to many Lanterns already, but oh well- Him as a teenager's temporary guardian and landlord, How will this go? Hal has no clue! What do teenagers like anyway?
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Hal jordan becomes Kyle Rayner's temporary guardian much to his own shagrin, Kyle has to move across the country leaving his mom, much to his shagrin, after accidentally picking up and swearing an oath to a green ring, he didn't mean to do so... -
A Needle in a Doll by dandywarholic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
22 Aug 2025
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Hal Jordan, on a business trip to Gotham, is pretty sure he met the love of his life. He's gorgeous, he's smart, he's charming. When he thinks he finally has happiness in his grasp, the ring chooses him and sends him to Oa.
When Hal gets back, Bruce isn't the same person who he met six months prior. He's moved on, he's hurt, and Hal can't recover it without exposing his identity.
Who would guess that in years to come, they'd become coworkers who hate each others guts? -
I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you by TaraMarkovInFortnite (Ohdeargodnone)
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types
07 Aug 2025
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Hal Jordan is sad and lonely and misses his gf :(
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,185
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 56
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Will Hal Jordan be flying today? by rie_rotisse
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
05 Aug 2025
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Who could say they had ever seen the blood of Green Lantern? Of Hal Jordan, nonetheless? Certainly not many.
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Hal Jordan has gained a new habit of lobotomizing himself. Bruce wants to help. They both make each other worse.
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taste the day, savor night by Mistu_Shipper for femmehaljordan
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics)
28 Jul 2025
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Letting Helen play videogames in a temple is the last thing Hal Jordan, spirit of redemption and host of Spectre, expected. Yet when his niece begins comparing him to the character in her game, he is left pondering about his actions as both Parallax versus his current actions as the Spectre.
aka: a helen & hal fic/hal character study :)
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Hal Jordan is not a bad guy by sh1ts_giggles
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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In a world where Hal Jordan was mind controlled and nearly destroyed all of his friends.
But they pulled him out of it! Everything was back to normal.So why does everybody still act like he’s a bad guy? He’s not a bad guy.
Hal Jordan is not a bad person.
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You Hired a Prostitute To Be Your Date?! (aka Hal and Bruce fall in love and get nasty, but first: angst and stupidity) by doogaly
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
14 Jan 2025
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Hal, freshly fired from his only paying job, turns to other means of paying his rent.
Bruce notices one of the street workers in Coast City looks familiar and hires him as his date to Ferris Air's upcoming gala.
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Hal goes through some shit and ends up some random billionaire's sugar baby. Like, who even IS Bruce Wayne? Hal's never heard of him.
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Building Healthy Relationships: A Guide by Hal Jordan by frozenpotions
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Hal makes a dumb bet and sees something he's not supposed to. This somehow leads to him becoming Bruce and Clark's unofficial relationship counselor.
He probably wouldn't mind it so much if he weren't slowly but surely falling in love with both of them.
For Superbat Week 2024. Day 7: Free Day!!!
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hal, honey, open your eyes (ignorance tastes like iron) by trash_for_peter_parker
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
12 Aug 2024
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“Ow, fuck,” Hal cursed as he held his cut finger, turning away from where he had been rapidly chopping up vegetables and running his hurt hand beneath some cold water.
Bruce snapped his head up at the scent of iron in the air, sticky and cloying in his sensitive nostrils, and it was almost as if he were in a trance as he slid out of his chair behind the counter, rounded the island, and swiped his fingertip through the blood that Hal got on the cutting board.
He stuck it into his mouth and sucked, and when Hal turned to look at him, they both froze as they stared at each other. One in bewilderment and the other looking as if he had been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
Hal blinked. Then blinked again. And then he snorted, and while wrapping his sluggishly bleeding, numb finger in paper towels, he patted Bruce’s shoulder. “I’ll finish dinner in a second. No need to feed on my essence like an animal, B.”
And then he walked off to go stitch his wound closed.
Or, Five Times Bruce Wayne Was Obviously a Vampire and Hal Jordan Missed It Like a Fucking Donut, and the 1 Time He Didn’t
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The Face of The Devil by Winkaku
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
06 Aug 2024
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Superman, Clark, had left an indelible mark on Bruce that could turn the darkest nightmare away. Like hell was he going to let some random two-bit leech that had stumbled into meta-like abilities take away what they had worked so hard to build in a fit of petty rage.
This is a two chapter story, the rest is artwork.Series
- Part 9 of Apokolipse in Red
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Couch Conundrum (Work Friends) by Life_Caretaker
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, The Flash - All Media Types, DCU
03 Aug 2024
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Barry, fresh out of college, and two years into the superhero scene decides to join the justice league.
Of course this means a spontaneous, and flirty Green Lantern comes with it.
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how a ray gun solidifies a Green Lantern into Barry's life.
Feat. Wally
““What's Mr. Jordan's name..?”
Barry pauses the casserole pan in hand he tilts his head towards Wally following through with the motion like he didn’t meet paus.“Mr. Jordan..?”
“Yeah your work friend..!””
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Justice League Vs Superman's Pets: Incident One, Hal and Ollie by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
08 Mar 2024
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The stereotypical - and much memed - image of Superman rescuing kittens may be cheesy, but like most cheesy things about their beloved boy scout, it is also hundred percent genuine.
The problem is, there are other rescue animals that can't be just handed over to a shelter as easily as kittens...As the unfortunate Green Lantern and Green Arrow are about to find out.
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- Part 13 of Fusion Universe - 717
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Why Hal Jordan Should Not Be Allowed To Talk Unsupervised or Robin Is A Troll And JLA Pays The Price by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
13 Feb 2024
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Baby!Robin Dick Grayson meets the Justice League. Bruce supposes he should have put more effort into clarifying appropriate conversational topics to his itty bitty sidekick.
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Hal Jordan's attempts to establish rapport with the Dark Knight's Sunshine kid goes about as well as you would expect. Especially when Gotham residents gets involved.
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- Part 12 of Fusion Universe - 717
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Cocky Bastard by solarwing
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Aug 2023
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Hal Jordan has been an annoying little pest and a thorn in your side ever since you joined the Justice League. His over-inflated ego pushes you to avoid him as much as possible, which in turn, only makes the superhero pester you more. So, how do you succeed in getting the cocky bastard to leave you alone?
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One Ring To Rule Him by ByHookOrByKrook for GingerlyFrank
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
30 Mar 2023
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Hal Jordan's maverick behavior lands him in very hot water with his boss and girlfriend Carol Ferris. When she mentions wanting to spank him, he suddenly realizes his willpower is not the strongest in the room.
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- Part 1 of 2023 Spring Spanking Spectacular
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Hal had always knew he was never gonna be a father. He had been broken for too long, even before all this Parallax mess. And now he barely felt like a person at all, keeping on living just because driven by a sense of overwhelming guilt and pure unadultered spite.
He was the least qualified person to help all this unhinged and traumatized children that kept showing up in his way, he didn't even had the strenght to. And yet he didn't seem to be able to stop himself from trying.
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Hal is unwittingly dragged towards healing by his soft spot for children and a hoard of young superheroes with zero survival instincts and ridicously amount of trauma. -
I Had Sausages! by Ovio
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
23 Jan 2023
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The Flash gets imprisoned for trespassing. The Head of Gotham Knights, Hal, visits him in the dungeons. After a talk and some reveals, Hal goes to the castle to get food for a hungry Flash (Who has speedster metabolism) Bruce notices his food keeps going missing. He had three sausages.
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Barry goes to Gotham, gets arrested, is hungry. Hal helps his buddy by stealing food from the King. Bruce is the king and is upset.
He had three sausages.
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- Part 1 of King and Knight. With 7 Kids.
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Double Check for Double Meanings by ReveriesOfMedusa
Fandoms: Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League: War, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
15 Oct 2022
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“So, your foolproof plan to get divorced… is to get double-married?”
“Damn straight.”
“I’m not.”Hal and Bruce plan to get hitched. The only problem? Divorce negotiations with a certain Korugarian are still ongoing.
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- Part 5 of Author's Favorites
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A dark magician is attacking Coast City. Hal Jordan is not amused.
or a rewrite of Emerald Twilight to fit a fantasy/Robin Hood au
Hal Jordan Weekend Day Two
Parallax | Way Out of Time | "Bet You Can't"Series
- Part 1 of Let the Rain Water Wash Away Who You Are
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Want Want by flashsnikes
Fandoms: Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League: Doom, Green Lantern: Emerald Knights, DCU (Comics)
28 Jul 2022
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First things first, Hal Jordan was not a coward. He was a Green Lantern for crying out loud! He faced dangerous threats and had his fair share of broken bones and bruises. But falling in love with one of your best friends who also happened to be a Green Lantern wasn't on his "no fear" bingo card.
A Hal Jordan x Fem! Green Lantern reader fic full of snapshots of a beautiful friendship and eventual romance (you know, if Hal gets his way.)
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- Part 1 of Hal Jordan x Green Lantern!Reader