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    Five years ago, Charles broke Erik Lehnsherr's heart when he married wealthy alpha Sebastian Shaw. Erik never gave up on Charles-- and he's gone to extremes to finally have Charles within his grasp once more.
    Hank McCoy, newly arrived in New York City for the summer, is unwittingly caught in the orbit of these star-crossed lovers.

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    "It was later, in the stormy, dimmed light of day, that Raven returned. Erik was waiting for her. They argued, momentarily, insults being passed between them, before coming to agree. Charles was too innocent for the world as it was. He couldn’t be left alone, to his own devices, in a big empty house with no one but Hank McCoy and Alex Summers watching over him. For all of the dear thing’s heartfelt care, towards his students, and towards the world at large, something simply had to be done."

    Or, in which Erik decides that divorce was never an option.

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    Erik is a lawyer fighting for mutant rights, a single dad to three children who he loves, and is ever exhausted by, and absolutely not someone who has time for a relationship. Other than the bitter divorce he's still picking like a scab.

     

    So if this hot charismatic nerd could stop flirting with him via literary references while his life falls apart, he would appreciate it.

     

    OR: A fic where Erik is burnt out, Charles is burnt out, shadows from Erik's past resurface, and they have to figure out how to stop a evil man while the children are funny, and vaugly haunting

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    Back in 2020, I posed the question, What if Christine and Erik opened an orphanage in the old opera house? What was meant only to be a one-year project took two because I couldn't be bothered to get to the point quickly. The story has 100 entries, each around 1,000 words. I intend to post at least once a week so you can follow along this journey with me. I can not promise this is a good story, but as the author, it made me laugh and cry. I hope you enjoy The Memoirs of a Retired Opera Ghost.

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    (Can completely be read as a standalone don't worry, but if you'd want more context to the fact Steve is here even post‐Thunderbolts it's explained in my fic Familiarity. I just wanted to give it an actual ending since i havent touched it in months)
    (Also, also, don't think to much about the times and years thanks)

    Stucky are caught in Spiderman's universe fiasco, where in one moment they slept in one cozy morning, and in the next they've found themselves stuck in the middle of a more-or-less unfamiliar world.

    And... Charles is still pretty much going through it and felt useless to help.

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    After the death of her daughter and the man she once loved lost to vengeance, Magda flees into the shadows of post-war Europe—alone, pregnant, and hunted. As a Romani woman in a world still reeling from war, she raises her twin children in secrecy. Wanda and Pietro Maximoff are born of power and sorrow—gifts stirring too early, marked by difference, and feared for what they are.

    When a moment of childish wonder exposes them, Hydra takes notice. And history begins to repeat itself.
    Torn from their mother, the twins become prisoners of a new kind of hell, where science wears the face of cruelty, and miracles are dissected like monsters. Captured. Tested. Broken.

    In the ashes of their mother's sacrifice, two children are forged in the same fire that once made a man kneel before barbed wire.

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    "The bullet curved, Erik."

    "Because I was trying to save him. They took me out before I could."

    "Why would you try and save him?"

    "Because he was one of us."

    And he's killed, anyway. Here's how that happened.

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    Charles knew Erik loved him.

    But he couldn't help but envy Magda's clean clothes and the fact she didn't have to take care of a chubby baby.

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    Erik and Charles were classmates in their preteen years.
    Erik is a small, shy boy who often falls victim to the school bullies because of his second-hand clothes and glasses. Charles, on the other hand, is very popular and protects Erik from the bullies. Charles, however, lives a terrible home life full of abuse and indifference. The two boys become very close and protect each other. Charles turns to Erik when his family becomes too much for him, and Erik defends Charles from the other kids at school.
    Something terrible happens to Erik, so his family has to move from the city and leave Charles behind.
    The two friends don't see each other for five years, until they meet again in college. Erik has changed, though, and Charles can no longer see him as the shy boy who was his former best friend. He would love to know why.

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    Erik has spent a decade from his home in Ithaca, fighting a war that was not his own and then against Gods and nature itself. Now, finally home, he realizes he has one more battle to fight before his husband Charles is free of harm and safe in his arms. Charles, meanwhile, has his own plans.

    Erik glanced up at the sky, a mottled grey with a few sparse clouds as meager decoration. The beach in front of him was barren. No people fishing on the shores, no birds or crabs darting to and from, only petrified branches and a few scattered shells. Still, Erik’s heart soared. This land, this beach left to ruin, was his home. Not as he left it, not as he wanted it, but it would be soon, once he saw Charles.

    Charles. His husband and partner in everything, left behind to rule Ithaca when Thomas Cassidy of Mycenae requested his aid. He hadn’t wanted to go. A war over a woman he never met, who left of seemingly her own free will, was of no interest to him.

    But Erik was not naive. A refusal would have meant he and Cassidy were on opposite sides. Ithaca could not afford a war right now. Not when he and Charles were transforming it into a sanctuary for mutants and intellectuals alike.

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    After his mother's death, Erik spent long years alone. But when the loneliness grew too loud to bear, Erik did the only thing he knew how to do.

    He created.

    In time, beneath sweat and tears and sleepless nights, a man emerged – beautiful, young, serene. A being of impossible grace and sorrow. The finest sculpture Erik had ever made.

    And he fell in love with it.

    Or, Cherik Pygmalion AU in which Erik is the artist, and Charles the creation that comes to life.

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    It's 1969, and Charles is getting through everything all by himself, not even Hank can help him. He misses Erik like hell, but he's hurt after Cuba. One day, a young mutant wants to know everything about the First Class, about the Professor X, and specially about Magneto.

    Will Charles narrate the story about how he met the love of his life?
    Will the flashbacks kill him through the story?

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    yed steady, watching Erik's suspicious expression.

    "I'm not sure what exactly happened," Charles said truthfully. "But I came in here because I got very alarming… not thoughts, but some kind of flash, and I thought it was from you. When I came in, you were unconscious and shaking; it looked like a seizure. Have you had those before?"

    "No," Erik said, scowling.

    "Do you know what a seizure is?" Charles asked, suddenly recognizing that, if Erik had actually been as isolated as he seemed this whole time, he may genuinely not have the terminology for it. Erik soured further at that implication, turning his face a bit childishly. "Erik?"

    "Yes," Erik said, squinting angrily. Charles waited a beat, and Erik watched him for a minute before seemingly softening. "No."

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    Charles Xavier is a university professor with a libertine lifestyle and a very flexible work policy. As soon as he is hired at a new university, he is assigned a young assistant with strict manners and a taste in clothes worthy of an elderly gentleman from the sixties. They are diametrically opposed. The first is too light, the second too heavy.
    They will meet in a way neither of them expected.

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    Once upon a time a woman flees from the man she once loved because a monster took his place. Now she will do anything to take him down.

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    Erik just wants to go back to Camp Half-Blood, to his boyfriend, peace and quiet. He does not want to be burdened with taking care of three disorientated kids who just found out they're demigods. It's no surprise that at some point he crashes the fuck out.

    Or: Erik is an asshole to poor (annoying) children, misses Charles and doesn't really want to process his emotions correctly. Who needs that anyway.

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    Erik Lehnsherr and Charles Xavier met a year ago in the chess club and have hated each other ever since. Sworn academic rivals.

    But when Erik took justice into his hands a little too freely and got kicked out of the dorms, he didn't ever consider that taking his best friend up on her offer to replace their fourth roommate in a little apartment off campus would mean living with his enemy.

    Charles, for his part, is going to be MUCH more mature about this, and smile through gritted teeth while bemoaning the beautiful Polish man who suddenly lives across the hall from him.

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    Charles doesn't know why he is sleeping on the couch tonight.

     

    Well, he knows WHY. And it's his wheelchair in a crumpled heap about six feet away from him. What he doesn't understand is the fight that led to that.

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    Jean's pretty sure her friend Melissa is being bullied.

    Unfortunately, said bully tags along to the intervention she was going to stage.

    Even worse, she meets Jean's dads.

    (Or, the no-crash Yellowjackets + X Men fusion AU you never knew you needed)

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    DoFP萬查但無能力,黑市醫生萬x癮君子查,ABO,pwp,eventual mpreg,三觀不正。

    Summary: Charles需要藥,但Erik不願意提供,那他只好用身體來換取。

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