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    Harry Potter's summer before his fifth year isn't easy. Struggling with the memories of Voldemort's return and Cedric's death, and stuck at the Dursleys', he's cut off from the magical world. A sleepless night leads him down the cobblestone paths of Diagon Alley in search of answers, where he unexpectedly bumps into Theodore Nott. He asks him for a small favor, sparking a series of events that deviate from the original storyline.

    In this alternate universe, the prophecy linking Harry and Voldemort is different – it's not about Horcruxes anymore. Harry still has to deal with him, while at the same time escaping Dumbledore's manipulative games, in which he drags Harry to ensure the 'Greater Good' for Magical Britain.

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    Dear Mr. Peverell,

    We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as a fifth-year student.

    Be aware, the Decree for the Reasonable Restriction of Underage Sorcery prohibits the use of magic by those under the age of seventeen outside school. However, due to your unconventional circumstances, the Ministry has graciously agreed to allow Professor Truman Bones to assess your spellcasting capabilities and provide any necessary tutelage over the summer, as well as chaperone you to Diagon Alley to purchase from the list of required materials included with this letter, before escorting you to Platform 9¾ at King's Cross Station on 1 September.

    Yours sincerely,
    Albus Dumbledore, Deputy Headmaster

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    Harry has a creature inheritance and has mates but thanks to Dumbledore being a dick he knew nothing about it or his Uncles who were supposed to get Harry if anything happened to his parents. Dudley and Petunia are actually decent people and try to help Harry get to them and when they finally get to his uncles he finds out that not only has Dumbledore kept him away from his mates, but Dumbledore has also lied about his parents and the situation around them. So With the help of his mates, his family and a revived so-called 'dark lord' Can Harry put Dumbledore into his place?

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    Lucius is forcing Draco to marry old Cornelius Fudge for his money. Harry refuses to let it happen and marries Draco instead.

    The catch? Harry has to knock Draco up for their union to be permanent.

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    Ex-Pats and Exiles explores the life of Percy Weasley while he is estranged from his family in books five through seven of the Harry Potter series. He becomes more acquainted with muggles and the muggle world and confronts his feelings with his family, the Ministry, and the magical world itself.

    Chapters 1 - 27: Events of Book 5
    Chapters 28 - 46: Events of Book 6
    Chapters 47 - 67: Events of Book 7
    Chapters 68 - 85: Post-war

    Mostly based on the original seven book canon, I'm undecided if I want to keep the epilogue from the last book. I have not read the Cursed Child, seen any of the Fantastic Beast movies, or played any of the games, so I will not be pulling from those.

    Polish translation of the story currently being posted on Wattpad by sztukawojenna: Ex-Pats and Exiles - Wygnańcy i Emigranci | historia Percy'ego Weasley'a

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  8. 51

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    1996: Professor Trelawney is publically fired. Albus Dumbledore is busy fighting his demons after he found a Horcrux in an ancient ring. He doesn't see it coming. A mortally wounded, angry, publically riddiculed Albus is suffering from hallucinations, but he's far from giving up.
    When he learns about an arrest list for the entire Order of the Phoenix, he makes an unthinkable choice to stop Umbridge and Fudge: He will give in to their claims of his insanity. He will give them a reason to fear him. (By sheer coincidence, the Austrian ministry happens to have a maximum sentence of 50 years for its prisoners.)

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  9. 49

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    Fleur can't partake in the Triwizard Tournament because a treaty between Merfolk and Veela was overlooked; good thing Harry is there.
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    Roomigan Zoomigan's 2023 Advent Calendar series
    1. Preamble | Izuku/Shigaraki
    2. Taste of Tea | Harry/Luna
    3. Parchment in Hearthfire | Harry/Hermione
    4. Stay | Izuku/Todoroki
    5. End of the Earth | Izuku/Hitoshi
    6. Bears are Good | Tanjirou/Giyuu
    7. Alone Together | Tanjirou/Muichirou
    8. Labors of Love | Izuku/Momo
    9. Watercolor Surprise | Izuku & Dekusquad
    10. Moment by Moment | Tanjirou/Kanao
    11. Luminous | Tanjirou/Zenitsu
    12. Vi Ses Senare | Harry/Draco
    13. Worth | Harry/Voldemort
    14. 3 AM | Izuku/Aizawa
    15. Only the Best | Izuku/Uraraka
    16. Code-Switch | Harry/Charlie
    17. Side Eye | Izuku/Hawks
    18. Moths and Wisteria | Tanjirou/Shinobu
    19. Trinity | Harry/Luna/Fleur
    20. You've Got Mail | Tanjirou/Mitsuri
    21. Center of Gravity | Izuku/Rody
    22. Family Dinner | Harry & Weasley Family
    23. Early Morning Reflection | Tanjirou & Friends
    24. Bilingual | Izuku/Mei
    25. Connect The Dots | Izuku/Todoroki

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    When Principal Bump decided to have Hexside join the Triwizard Tournament, everyone knew it was going to be a strange year, but it got stranger when a fifth name came out of the Goblet of Fire.
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    Hexside joins the Triwizard Tournament

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  11. 85

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    Voldemort is dead, but somehow Harry Potter is not happy.

    After his testimony leads to Draco Malfoys freedom, he wants to give back the Hawthorn Wand. But something happens and now Draco and Harry are back in first year and have to figure out how to ensure that Voldemort will die once again, and maybe even how they both can get out of the war happier than last time.

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    Nightmares aren’t the only thing keeping Harry awake. Sometimes, Fate needs him to sneak into a library in the middle of the night to find an old and dusty law book. Why? Well that’s rather simple isn’t it? He has a “disciplinary hearing” the next day and he ought to know how to defend his case.

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    I do not own any of the characters. They belong to J.K Rowling.

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    English is not my first language. If you find errors, I am sorry and if you don't... Well there probably are a few so I am sorry still.

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    In this series, I plan to explore relationships between wizardkind and muggles.

    The first work in the series is Ex-Pats and Exiles which focuses on Percy Weasley and his life from books 5 through 7 and a bit post-war.

    First Halloween and Magic on the Tracks are smutty one-offs that take place during Ex-Pats and Exiles.

    In the Beauxbatons Carriage is a one-off that takes place during book 4.

    Between the Scenes is explicit extra scenes from Ex-Pats and Exiles.

    Whispers in the Deep is the sequel to Ex-Pats and Exiles and explores the post-war life of Percy Weasley.

    I now have a separate email for my AO3 account: [email protected]

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/dipmytoe86.bsky.social

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    This is a set of my Harry Potter karma one-shot series, where certain characters get pranked by Harry with a variety of girls helping him as punishment for treating Harry like trash.

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    In which Hermione Granger acquires, over the course of her first year at Hogwarts-- and in no particular order-- a friend; a familiar; a somewhat-sapient knife of dubious morality; a House; another friend; and several mentors in the form of several very kind portraits, as well as Professor Babbling.

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    A series of one-shots where Cornelius Fudge gets pranked by Harry and a variety of girls as punishment for helping to slander Harry in the Daily Prophet, being more concerned with saving his career, turning Harry’s case of necessary underage magic into a hearing, accepting bribes from people like Lucius Malfoy, endangering Magical England, refusing to acknowledge the return of Voldemort until too late, and cowardly trying to get Harry to lie for him. “Ideas and requests are welcome.”

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    Half-breed Harpy Keigo didn't think he'd leave the the Commission to go to Hogwarts and actually make friends that turned into family. Brilliant and talented, but broken inside, he didn't expect any sort of happiness. He didn't expect to meet a "half-breed" dragon, either. And didn't expect how much things would change in him and his friends once they met and grew to care for one another. But with something big happening at the end of every single school year, all they can really count on being normal is being together. Through tragedy, death, pain, and drama, Keigo, Dabi, Harry, Hermione and Ron can still make sure they're all together. Strange things happen to multiple of them all the time, but there's really only so much control over your life when dark wizards and the abusive Commission haunt you until it's too much. Can they get through seven years of event after event? What happens when everything eventually comes to a head?

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