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Who moves first in chess? The white. Who sees white when the black absorbs the light? by Jackdawn
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Oct 2025
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A thief has stolen an important artifact and Techno has to get it back before King Phil wakes up and get angry. Unfortunately it seem the thief can't be killed just yet for the crime.
or rivals duo spooktcular day 1: full moon/long walk at midnight was finally the inspiration i needed to write this prologue kind of a fic.
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"holy shit your bleeding..." tommy said
"well mate i think that's obvious considering my wing got shot" the angel said strained as he clutched his wing, wincing at the pain
"well you happened to be in luck as this big man hear happens to has healing powers or well kinda? so we gotta make this fast because i have errands to run and many wife's to get home to" and with that tommy drops his bag and makes the biggest impulse decision ever, okay yeah so what he helped this high ranking villain that would most likely kill him but hey he doesn't have much in life so who is he to care
so...no tommy does not regret helping the number one villain in the city, would he do it again? fuck yeah
or...tommy is a teen who lost his memories of his childhood after a serious car accident tommy was told that only he was found in that car in the backseat holding tightly onto a moth plushie (that he may or may not still have), well he ends up being a vigilante badass who's unknown family are possibly the feared villain organization the SBI
or or, tommy's brain goes burrrr and hates remembering shit- but oh hey the angel of death is shot down and hurt- oh shit that's his dad or well you know probably not 🤷
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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"But– Tommy wasn’t a baby. At least, he wasn’t small and squishy the way human babies were. He was a child, what humans called their shoats, but he wasn’t treated like one. Phil had never done this sort of behavior, but Phil was an avian. Maybe Wilbur did it with Phil?
Maybe humans had a baby mode or something, and it was really private. Phil talked to his son with adult language when he was a baby, and sometimes used baby language when he was an adult. Maybe their minds did a similar thing, and Techno had just never been close enough to one before to witness it. "
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This is just the Mutual Miscommunication Bedrock Bros Swaddling Fic my heart needed.
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Technoblade! Carl! Snow! FRUIT!
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Help, I got hit by Truck-Kun, woke up as a baby, got lost in a forest, made friends with a giant spider, and now I'm going to be adopted! by Pink_Saber
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Jun 2025
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“What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck?!”
Throw meditation and breathing techniques out the window- Tommy needs something- anything- strong enough to quell the rising panic, because again, what the fuck.
Tommy died. He knows he did. He remembers being hit by a truck, which fucking hurt by the way, and he remembers the sound of his own neck snapping like a dry tree branch. Traumatising experience, -1000/10, do not recommend. Two orders of therapy and a milkshake please.
“Twuck-kun, you bish!” he exclaimed tearfully, “Why the fuck am I a toddler?!”
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Or in other words, Tommy should've check both ways before crossing the road. Now he's a pint sized human lost in a forest, looking for human civilisation with his new bestie, Shroud. He was a bone to pick with Truck-Kun. Now, if he can get back to his world without getting adopted by some crazy elf cosplayers that would be great.
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- Part 1 of DSMP pics for my unemployed therapy
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Nihachu is brought over to Technoblade's house to watch over his beloved horse, Carl, before he returns, but when Niki gets a ping on the communicator from Techno asking for help, her plans take a slight turn.
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The Goddess of Death never ignores her angel. And never ignores an offering.
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In a world destroyed yet remade, in the crumbling remains of society rebuilt, Roisin Flower is by no accounts a big fish. But perhaps she can be enormous guppy, with teeth. Ever since her village was destroyed... twice, Roisin has been left alone to deal with the horrors that await in her mind. Though when Wilbur Soot takes too long to pay back the potions he owes her, Roisin tracks him down, and gets accidently entangled in the dramatical political shit show that is L'Manburg.
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Times in Grecia are about to change forever. War is brewing between an anarchist with an unbeatable axe and a former king who schemes for chaos from the shadows of Pandora's Vault. In a world of sorcery and mystery, where princesses become pirates and peasants become gladiators, you‘re far more likely to make it out dead than alive. Everyone you meet has a story to tell and something they'll stop at nothing to achieve. And- right in the center of it all- are two brothers from a small village on the outskirts of nowhere.
Each possessing a destiny greater than they ever imagined.
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This was Technoblade's house. It's not nearly as regal as Tommy expected of the ex-royalty anarchist, but who's Tommy to judge?
Before he can even move away, his ears catch the sound of doors creaking open and animal cries. Tommy crouched low in the snow, pressing his underbelly to the ground. Out of the basement entrance was Technoblade, his sword was sheathed in a scabbard on his hip, but Tommy was more intimidated by the sheer amount of dogs barking, growling, and prying for Technoblade’s attention.
The hounds took off into the snow, kicking it up like dust as they howled. Tommy felt his heart sink to his stomach as they headed straight for him. The first to catch up to him nipped him in the side while the second clocked Tommy in the shoulder, knocking him off his paws and tumbling into the snow.
“Hey!” Techno yelled, most of the dogs immediately running back to their owner while three others sat beside Tommy with wagging trails. “What’re you- oh?”
Tommy can shift into a wolf and decides to stay that way
OR I am coming back to dsmp like one does an awful ex because there's so many ideas in my head again
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- Part 1 of It's Easier Like This - Wolf Tommy
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Our Hearts are Bound by Poetry by Opalite_Eclipse
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
11 Mar 2025
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Tommy thinks all is done with life. He doesn’t care anymore, no one would miss him if he was gone, until it all changes.
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Made for being My Beloved Brother by peanutbutter_and_jellyfish_sandwich
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Boies Inc, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Feb 2025
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Techno returns home from his execution, tired and sticky from blood. Only to find to someone was in his house. And then there's the person running out of his house.
This day sucks, and Techno has a feeling this is only the start. He just wants a shower.
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Or: Techno just wants a shower, but now there's this terribly traumatized raccoon that broke into his house that he has to take of, he guesses.
Go Away If You Are A Poppytwt Cunt. I Do Not Like You. Leave.
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Story inspired by https://tickyume. /post/639974383463596032/au-where-techno-is-stuck-in-a-three-week-timeloop
Title inspired by The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (a manga that I read)
I am returning! (still slow updates though)
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Aka an old dream SMP fic where Carl gets a cool backstory
Techno always fought on the side of anarchy, those who follow him become the voices when they die
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(REWRITE) Spawns of God & Men. by Pedasosdeunsueno
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2024
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The Antarctic Empire.
They had seized his kingdom, a fairly modest island with a mountain range and promising vegetation. A place that was compatible with the seasons, and survived weather storms feared by sailors. It had all been because of his innovation, wits, and knowledge. His ability to stand against anything thrown at him had been proven wrong this time. Fear had run through his veins at red eyes, at netherite armor, and pink fur. The First Son of The Angel of Death.
Technoblade.
Eret never stood a chance. But gods, he fought. He lost, but he fought. If there was a siege of his land, he’d die with his kingdom. He spent far too long, far too much energy, far too many tears, and famines to give it up now. It never mattered, and his knights littered the streets, a feeling of hate going through him. The people he loved, cherished. They had died for him. And he couldn’t do anything to bring them back.
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Technoblade and Philza have avoided showing their true attachment to each other since they partnered up years ago-- unforunately for them, a tavern with one bed may put an end to this once and for all.
Featuring: miscommunication, Emerald Duo being partners in crime that would die for each other but can't talk about their feelings, and Niki as a medieval-style barmaid
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- Part 2 of Emerald Duo-- For You, the World
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Of Emerald Necklaces and Silver Swords by FairytailFreakout
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Nov 2024
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Really, Techno doesn’t know how he got into this situation, hands pressed to cold bars and Snow White hair matted. He blames the necklace.
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Street kid Techno is Albino, having to hide it because to the weirdos in medieval times he was *obviously* sent from god. However, when a shiny emerald necklace catches his eye, he might not have to worry about that anymore.Or Or:
I got another History assignmentSeries
- Part 2 of The many lives of Techno Blade
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Tommy got too close to Dream's blast in Logstedshire, and his sight disappeared. At first, he expected it to come back (It always had before), but it didn't and now he had to learn how to live with it, maybe with help from his older brother Techno (That is if he actually told him).
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Bedrock bros with a blind Tommy who desperately tries to hide it and a tired Technoblad that just wants to find out what's wrong with his brother.
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- Part 2 of Naja's amazing Bedrock bros fanfics
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Basically Tommy oneshots that have fluff, or angst.
No smut!!
Also! There will be possessive Sbi (not the really possessive ones), and possessive benchtrio (not the really possessive ones)
Just too overprotective.