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    eret woke to the sound of banging on their castle doors. at first, they wanted to ignore it, but it only persisted. so they trudged out of bed in a tanktop and sweat pants, grabbed a candle, and sluggishly made their way down the spiral steps.

    opening the door, she was met with pleading.

    "help! eret help please- help-"

    she paused, "..tommy?-"

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    The Antarctic Empire.

    They had seized his kingdom, a fairly modest island with a mountain range and promising vegetation. A place that was compatible with the seasons, and survived weather storms feared by sailors. It had all been because of his innovation, wits, and knowledge. His ability to stand against anything thrown at him had been proven wrong this time. Fear had run through his veins at red eyes, at netherite armor, and pink fur. The First Son of The Angel of Death.

    Technoblade.

    Eret never stood a chance. But gods, he fought. He lost, but he fought. If there was a siege of his land, he’d die with his kingdom. He spent far too long, far too much energy, far too many tears, and famines to give it up now. It never mattered, and his knights littered the streets, a feeling of hate going through him. The people he loved, cherished. They had died for him. And he couldn’t do anything to bring them back.

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    14
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    in which tommy finally opens up to his family, with eret by his side.

    it goes as well as you'd expect.

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    Honestly just me puting my own experiences into techno because he is my comfort streamer (please come back :D) No smut because weirdchamp also i know that ranboo and tubbo are technically adults but I still dont feel its right to ship ship them so for now they are in a queerplatonic romance :D. Also I am a big simp for technoblade x awesamdude x eret so uh prepare for that. Also yed DNF shippers welcomed (non toxic ones). If you do not like this story then by all means you dont have to read it. This is technically a story since there arent many samnoblade I added Eret because she is lovely!

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    8/?
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    1
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    1,099
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    Eret looks up, hearing footsteps behind her, confused.

    "Kristin?"

    "I need your help."

    Eret had never stood up so fast in their life.

    or: Kristin finds out what the qsmp did to Phil. She's not happy.

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    It was the Antarctic Empire.

    His kingdom, Britannia, never stood a chance. It was a small kingdom that his father, Herobrine, gave him. It was the smallest out of all the kingdoms Herobrine gave to his children. Eret was just… the least desirable.

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    12/?
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    15
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    3,233
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    This is an unapologetic dark masturbatory fantasy, involving the characters from the Dream SMP, based on the question: "What if Schlatt offered Dream something much darker than the revive book, to get back on the server?" It's meant as a collection of naughty vignettes, with any part of the story not involving sex being mostly implied - yes, there's an actual plot that's loosely based on the lore, but...think about what you searched, to find it. You weren't looking for a wholesome bedtime story, and you know it. It's marked "Dead dove: do not eat." for a reason: it starts with drugged coercion, gaslighting and grooming, and rapidly devolves into a very noncon, no ships barred fuckfest - you have been warned. If you choose to read it even after this warning, your forfeit any right to act self righteously scandalized in the comments.

    As for the name:

    How does the bastard son of death's favorite angel
    And a smart fridge, dropped in the server of a survival game
    Enslave his own country by cherishing autonomy
    As leader, ending up a broken prisoner and breeder?

    Not sorry. >:)

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    10/?
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    Just some oneshots I've written since I started watching in 2020!! Enjoy :D

    any chapters with trigger warnings will have them listed at the beginning. I would also like to note that there are only implications of non-con. I refuse to actually write it.

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    20/?
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    Polyamory was a relatively new development in the world of nobility, but when the emperor was looking to add another consort to his flock, it was Quackity’s job to ensure that Schlatt was the one chosen for the position. As the duke of one of the four major duchies of the Antarctic Empire, Schlatt was a political powerhouse for sure, and Quackity couldn’t be more proud of his protector. All they had to do was get through the consort trials and then Schlatt would be in, and Quackity could continue to support his partner from the shadows, where he could be safe and protected.

    Of course, there is a chance the plan devolved almost immediately upon execution, and Quackity found himself getting far more contact with the royal flock and the other consort candidates than he ever could have expected.

    THE SHORT OF IT: A Fantasy/Royalty AU that features unconventional A/B/O dynamics, political worldbuilding, a heavy emphasis on trauma recovery and found family dynamics, and soap-opera levels of non-communication. And also, there’s romance. See forenotes for more details.

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    Day 23: Face-Sitting

    Techno eats Eret out. He's pretty damn good at it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    28
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    3
    Hits:
    858
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    Day 21: Massage

    Too tired for full-blown sex, Eret requests Techno give them a massage instead.

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    1/1
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    Tommy expected his life to be shit. Being in the foster care system had fucked him up considering the abuse and whatnot. He still had his two friends the small winged goof ball Grian and the slightly crazy Ranboo but they weren't always there.
    He had made them a promise they would escape together and now he is being sent to a new foster home with some guy named Phil. I wonder how this will go...

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    Day 7: Stuck in a Wall

    “Here comes another one,” Techno says, looking through the slot in the wall. He hums in approval and closes it, running his hand through Eret’s hair. “You up for a few more?”

    Eret hums and makes a noise of approval as another anonymous person sidles up behind them. They’ve been at this for hours, at this point. He’s lost count of how many people have come to the wall, how many people have seen him “stuck” there, and how many have taken that opportunity to fuck the free holes clearly on display.

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    1/1
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    56
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    3
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    1,758
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    after eret's kingdom is attacked by the antarctic empire, she is taken as a captive by the empire's leader. he's not so bad a guy, once she gets to know him. there's simply something kind of sexy about being conquered.

    (conquered king!eret and conquerer!techno, they fuck incredibly nasty. bodice-ripper romance novel upon ye.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    12
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    64
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    5
    Hits:
    1,357
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    redo of the vigilante!Innit story because i hated it

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    23/?
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    “You’re tense.” Eret says, pressing their hands to Techno’s shoulders, “It’s vacation. Take some time to relax, love.” The room silences as Techno’s fingers slow down on their drumming into the keyboard as he types away at whatever he was working on.

    ...

    However, just before he’s about to turn the handle and push the door open without knocking like he usually does, something stops him. And it’s a vaguely audible groaning that’s coming from inside the room. That and mutters as to how Techno is feeling and how Techno is doing coming from Eret.

    And Tommy is utterly disgusted. He is repulsed, appalled, scandalized. Because inside that room, right in front of Tommy, Techno of all people is having sex while waiting for dinner in his own family home.

     

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    Eret and Techno are on vacation and Eret, being the loving partner that they are offer to help Techno relax and get away from his work. Tommy, who has a bit of an overactive imagination takes as the wrong kind of relaxation.

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    67
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    3
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    713
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    I make Technoblade adopt many people and Sam and Eret can't stop him :)
    This is also me making Technoblade and Tubbo act like me and my dad.
    So prepare for traumatized tubbo and technoblade being the best dad ever :)
    Also I love Firework duo.

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    4/?
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    5
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    55
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    4
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    1,297
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    Kinktober Fics

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    20
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    “C’mon, why haven’t you introduced me to your family?” Tubbo whines, clinging onto the arm of his fiance’s that’s not currently holding their adopted child, “You’ve met all of my family… some of them unfortunately so.”

    Ranboo chuckles at that. He moves to set Michael down in his crib before going to pull Tubbo into a hug, cradling the back of his fiance’s head into his chest, “It’s just my dad and my grandpa anymore Tubs, you know this.”

    “Well that’s a lot less than my family, I mean Schlatt, Puffy, Dream, Foolish, all my brother’s friends.” Tubbo says, pushing himself away from Ranboo’s chest.

    Ranboo sighs, “I’m well aware, but…”

     

    Or;
    Tubbo wants to meet Ranboo's family but Ranboo isn't so sure about it, turns out his giving in to what Tubbo wants brings more than he bargained for.

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    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,623
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    Where most of the Dream smp are teenagers with shit families who get together to hang out and get over shit.
    O yes and it's a chat fic too!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    326
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    722

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