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Fandoms
- Blue Bloods (TV) (27)
- Doctor Who (2005) (6)
- RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF (3)
- Torchwood (1)
- Beauty and the Beast (2017) (1)
Recent works
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Guess Who's Back Bitches! by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
14 Apr 2025
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An alternate version of Vanjie's entrance in season 11, episode 1. Also added a little Branjie flirting into the mix, just because. ;)
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Bookworms and Roses by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF, Beauty and the Beast (2017)
09 Aug 2024
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Trixie Mattel feels alone in the village of Villeneuve, except for her adoptive mom, Laganja. When her mom is imprisoned by a mysterious monster, Trixie sacrifices her own life for her family, but at what cost, and is her captor a real Beast, or a hopeless trapped soul?
Series
- Part 1 of I Like To Watch/Write Movies
- Part 1 of Bookworms and Roses
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Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous? by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs) for dollrio
Fandoms: RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
26 Jul 2024
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Prompt: branjie as gfs but make it freaky friday aka they wake up in each other's bodies??
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- Part 2 of I Like To Watch/Write Movies
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The Doctor opens up about life with his past companions and how much they did influence his life the last 60+ years.
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A short drabble of the Doctor reminiscing about the last 60 years leading into "The Star Beast". Happy anniversary Doctor Who!
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A bunch of Jamko fics. The title comes from two lines in their vows from 8x22.
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Letters of advice and encouragement to Jamie and Eddie on their big day.
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Bookworms and Roses by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
09 Aug 2024
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A Beauty and The Beast AU featuring some of my favorite Drag Race contestants.📕🌹
A 2-part Series based on the 1991 and 2017 films with all original rights belong to the Walt Disney Company. 🐭
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- 24,945
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I Like To Watch/Write Movies by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
Fandom: Beauty and the Beast (2017), RuPaul's Drag Race (US) RPF
09 Aug 2024
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Movies infused with some of my favorite Drag Race Queens. There will be at least four stories in total.
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Some AU views and missing scenes on certain season 9 episodes. Most (not all) written before the episodes air.
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Katya discovers she may have a ghost in her new apartment. Will she finally able to make her wish come true?
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
20 Oct 2025
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Based off a prompt from tumblr:
I go to a coffee shop everyday and you’re always there in the back corner sitting alone and you always order the same thing, I tried it and it’s delicious and you look so sad
I think you can imagine where this goes.
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
19 Oct 2025
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Shameless lesbian kitten smut ft. collars, toys, milk, bondage, and orgasm denial.
OR: Trixie loves to share her Kitty Kat.
(Originally a one shot but now gonna be part of a smutty series)
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
19 Oct 2025
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A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together, that is reality.
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
19 Oct 2025
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In the following weeks Katya had scoured every issue of the New York Times for Mattel’s review. She had given up hope after several months with disappointment sitting heavily in her stomach. Mattel apparently had no thoughts on Katya’s food, not enough to even warrant writing anything. It’s worse than knowing Trixie hates her cooking. Then Katya could agree to disagree and get over her stupid schoolgirl crush. She’s no idiot, she knows that that’s what this is. The most persistent crush of her life. It doesn’t help that Trixie is an absolute doll with a figure to die for and a voice that Katya can feel directly between her legs.
It’s fine. She is 48 years old, and she doesn’t need Trixie Mattel’s validation. It’s fine.
Trixie Mattel is the most feared food critic in the country, and Katya will defend her from anybody implying she's a bitch. Except that Trixie actually is a bit of a bitch, and Katya loves it.
Bookmarked by trixkats (wheezes_and_bird_laughs)
19 Oct 2025