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  1. Public Bookmark 31

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    Aziraphale,” Crowley tries again, a little more forcefully this time.

    An annoyed huff is the answer he receives. “Not now, Crowley, I’m busy. Let me check the — “

    Finally, Crowley leans over the driver’s seat and sets a hand over Aziraphale’s head, gripping it lightly and more suggesting that it turn than actually turning it. Still, that seems to be enough to coax Aziraphale to comply, and he finally looks out the window, clearly still annoyed and —

    A gasp.



    After a few incidents call the safety of Jurassic Park into question, Gabriel, the owner, is made to call in a team of specialists to investigate. This includes Aziraphale and Crowley, both paleontologists; as well as Anathema Device, an engineer with a focus on health and safety. Of course, though, as in any trip to Jurassic Park, sooner or later, nature finds a way to break free.

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    04 Jan 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Aziraphale owns a ski resort with a twist. Crowley’s ex booked them a trip for their honeymoon, and then the marriage never happened. The trip is booked in Crowley’s name, and it’s too late to cancel without a penalty. Nothing could have prepared him for what he sees when he gets there.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    Reindeer in ball gags, ‘nuf said

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    17 Aug 2024

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    Feel good short stories

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    After a drunken handfasting ceremony goes awry, Crowley and Aziraphale find themselves magically bound to be touching at all times. In order to set the situation to rights, they must embark on a multi-day journey to seek help from the last true witch in England.

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    05 Jul 2024

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    Different take on sex pollen- so sweet

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    “Well, it’s not permanent,” Anathema said, avoiding eye contact. “It’ll wear off in seven days, but in the meantime...”

    She looked up at the two of them, and sighed apologetically. 

    “You guys are gonna want to get yourselves somewhere private. Fast.”

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    23 May 2024

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    Funny love lust potion