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Laszlo: 🧙♂️
Laszlo: Look Nadja, they even have me in my favorite hat.
Nadja: 🙄
Nandor the Relentless: guillermo look
Guillermo: What am I looking at
Nandor the Relentless: jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🐴
Guillermo: 🥹
Nandor the Relentless: me andd jahan
Nandor the Relentless: 🧛♂️🐴
Guillermo: 🥹🥹
Nadja: Get a ducking room.
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Nadja has recently acquired a smartphone, on which she has been communicating with Guillermo. Laszlo finds out, and he wants in. He unwittingly opens the door to an unhinged housemate group chat.
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The Cancellation of Nandor the Relentless by thevampireletwat
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
05 Jan 2025
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Nandor has carved out a niche for himself reviewing body glitter on YouTube. It only takes one questionable sponsorship deal to bring the whole thing crashing down.
Welcome to the #NandorDeLaurentiisIsOverParty! Unfortunately, being immortal doesn’t protect you from everything…
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what we do in the (eye)shadows by thevampireletwat
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 Sep 2024
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“Guillermo, tell me, how did they fit an entire large and intoxicated mammal into this very small container?”
“What, Master?”
“Apparently this…Lala Retro Whipped Cream is in fact made out of a drunk elephant.”
“Master, that’s just the name of the brand.”
“But that is false advertising!”
“Master, don’t…don’t open it like that! It’s going to go everywhere!”
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Guillermo, against his better judgment, takes Nandor on a trip to Sephora.
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Nandor proposes a new Vampiric Council initiative to bring together the supernatural beings of New York City: a musical theater production written and directed by Laszlo! Guillermo unintentionally lands the lead role, with Derek as his love interest. Nandor has no feelings about this whatsoever.
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24 Jan 2025
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Nandor is a vampire who’s been the pet (good for hunting and, well, sometimes other things) of a family of slayers for 170 years. Guillermo’s the talented but lonely slayer who ends up with Nandor when Nandor’s master decides he doesn’t want him anymore. There are some ups and downs.
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21 Jan 2025
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When Nandor and the others are invited to a vampires-only masquerade, Guillermo knows that he can't let them go alone. But the only way inside the party is to pretend to be Nandor's vampiric plus one.
Sounds like some private dance lessons are in order.
(Bonus chapter is now up!)
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21 Jan 2025
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Guillermo's eyes are an inky, smoky black and he has two little holes in his throat and Nandor would do anything to wake him up.
Anything.
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21 Jan 2025
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Nandor has been unlucky in love for years, seeking solace in his friends and coworkers at the occult apothecary he's been working at since his divorce nearly a decade ago. He feels his luck change, however, when he begins falling hard for his anonymous romantic pen pal - lovingly referred to as his "Dear Friend".
That is, until he finds out that his Dear Friend is actually the stubborn, frustrating, brilliant, beautiful new employee, Guillermo de la Cruz - and Nandor has no idea what to do about it. Good thing he's got his coworkers to help him figure it all out.
She Loves Me/WWDITS AU!
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15 Jan 2025