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As Head Boy and Head Girl, James and Lily are required to keep a meticulous record of all detentions. But what starts as mundane paperwork quickly spirals into something else when they begin leaving notes, arguments, doodles, and accidental confessions in the margins.
When McGonagall confiscates the logbook, they’re forced to confront everything they’ve written—because now, she wants an explanation.
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05 Oct 2025
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When Hermione Granger agrees to pose nude for a local art class, the last person she expects to see with a sketchpad in hand is Theo Nott—quiet, broody, and unexpectedly charming. Flustered but determined, she goes through with it… only to find herself the subject of the most breathtaking portrait she’s ever seen. One dinner turns into a kiss, a kiss into something deeper, and soon a simple drawing sparks a love story painted in pasta sauce, shared brushes, and porchlight kisses.
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24 Sep 2025
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After the war, many came back to restart their 7th year or better, their 8th year at Howgarts. After both his parents ended up in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy has no choice but to go to school. And that's when he discovers his Veela heritage. Him? A Veela? And attracted to none other than Harry Bloody Potter?? What a way to start the year...
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24 Sep 2025
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The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.
His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?
Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.
It was a fucking survey.
Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
- Any additional comments? — Fuck off
P.S. Your owl is insane
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In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.
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03 Sep 2025
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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
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02 Sep 2025