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  1. Rec *

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    My take on the wrong-boy-who-lived trope. Harry Potter is a certifiable lunatic. Danny Tonks is really a very normal bloke for also being a magic freak. Out of the two of them, Harry is definitely the more likely to kill someone someday, but he's not sure whether Dumbledore could possibly have known that when he switched them...

    DO NOT read the comments if you want to avoid spoilers.

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    07 Oct 2025

  2. Rec 6

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    Welcome to Mortal Guests of Magical Happenings (MGMH for short) the foremost forum for discussing the goings on of the earth guardians, the monsters, and various other magical phenomenon.

    (The events of canon MGMH seen from the perspective of normal humans who have no idea what's going on).

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    27 Sep 2025

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    When Voldemort came to kill Harry, Lily met him with a SIG Sauer pistol she bought at a pawn shop. Seems Dark Lords die as easily as anyone else when you empty two clips into them.

    Hailed as the savior of the Wizarding world, Lily has a live baby, a dead husband, the personal enmity of most of the Dark Lord's followers, and not the slightest idea how to put her life back together.

    Phoenixes have it easy. Burn, die, rise from the ashes.

    For humans it's a bit different. Sort of.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    "For the first time ever, Severus found himself acquiring a new postal owl. A spark of mercy, coupled with practical necessity, led him to purchase a small wilderfolk little owl. Little did he know that, years later, this creature would turn out to be none other than The Girl Who Lived."

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Oh my god kyuuute!

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    Instead of three Gryffindors, the trio consists of a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff. No matter what, they're on each other's teams. And also, they probably need more than just two friends, and maybe even some competent adults.

    And meanwhile, in the firmaments, the war builds.

    Or: the power the Dark Lord Knows Not is friendship, but in a split-knuckled, brutally co-dependent sort of way.

    (Alt Title: The Golden Trio Build A Death Star.)

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    03 Sep 2025