theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
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How to Elope After Saving Middle-Earth by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084) for Djapchan
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Dec 2024
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Legolas and Gimli run off together...leaving a trail of confusion in their wake!
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followed a dream and a strange desire by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084) for Ashfae
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2022
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When young sculptor Crowley is commissioned to carve an angel statue, his artistic process leads him to meet a charming, mysterious angel in his dreams. This angel not only inspires a masterpiece, but a deep romantic passion in Crowley himself- a passion strong enough to bring the coldest marble to life.
Written for OLHTS gift exchange 2022
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“We are not here to talk about me, Hob Gadling, we are here to talk about you,” says Dream, “as we always have. Tell me then, how have you been keeping? How have you decided to fill your days now?”
He notes something shrewd and playful in Hob’s eyes, senses a game. You don’t get through an eternity in a family of seven without being able to tell when a game was afoot. “Tell you what. Instead of sitting around and talking about what it’s been like for me, why don’t I show you how I usually spend a nice Friday afternoon?"
“Show me?” says Dream, though internally he thinks, ‘It’s Friday?’
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From the Restricted Section of A.Z. Fell & Co by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), The Sandman (Comics)
26 Aug 2022
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A collection of one-shots/under 2k word fics written for crack prompts brought to you by Oh Lord Heal This Server (OLHTS) on Discord.
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here there be demons by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2022
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Crowley is a sailor resigned to the literal doldrums of a life at sea- all of which change when he encounters, and is captured by, the aggravatingly flamboyant and mysterious pirate Captain Aziraphale and his 'family,' a crew of criminals, orphans and miscreants who pillage the Caribbean on their ship the Dark Angel. As Crowley's attempts to escape are continually thwarted, his feelings toward the situation- and toward Aziraphale- grow increasingly more complex and dangerous as the pirate captain delights in bringing out a darker side of him that has long gone ignored.
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and after all this time/i’m still into you by angelsnuffbox (MrsCaulfield), MrsCaulfield, theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
Fandom: Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
17 Feb 2022
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Collection of one-shots about an angel, a demon, the world they saved and the eternity after. Includes crepes, stars, first kisses, last promises, old books, new music, proposals, tea, alcohol, extraordinary amounts of alcohol, fast driving, slow dancing, nightmares, daydreams, time travel, temptations, distractions, and multiple ways to fall in love and confess it- over and over.
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“Even in your dreams, you would not keep me?” Dream asks quietly.
There is an odd expression on Hob’s face, as though he is trying to smile but cannot quite manage it. “There is no keeping you. I learned that a long time ago.”
[Or: four times the Lord of the Dreaming visited Hob Gadling's dreams, and one time that Hob woke up.]
Bookmarked by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
13 Nov 2022
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Blood of the Lamb (And Other Sacrifices) by PeniG
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Miss Silver - Patricia Wentworth
02 Jan 2022
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A body has caught upon the buttress of Westminster Bridge on the morning after Guy Fawkes Day, 1934, and it's Inspector Lamb and Sgt. Frank Abbot's job to find out who it is, and who put it there. Who, in the Fell family - patriarch Michael (a long time dying), hearty Gabriel, regal Michaela, eccentric Aziraphale - or those around them - Michaela's personal secretary Uriel Ligur, cousin Sandalphon, Aziraphale's boon companion Anthony J Crowley, solicitor at Prince and Prince - could possibly have a reason to kill the baby of the family, Raziel Joshua Fell?
Is the Prince Foundation a useful charity, or something more sinister? How far into the book will Miss Silver finally make her appearance? And what has the unique family legacy, The Book of the Angel Aziraphale, got to do with anything?
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- Part 1 of Blood and Thunder Omens
Bookmarked by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
22 Mar 2022
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The people watch as the moon grapples with the darkness, caught in fear that the darkness comes to devour the moon whole.
They do not know that what they witness is not conflict, but devotion.
[Or: the fearsome dragon of the seas pays a visit to Aziraphale, god of the moon. The dragon goes by many names, but to Aziraphale, he is always just Crowley.]
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Hello, you say,
as though our lives are new.
As though they were our own.
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- Part 8 of Nice and Accurate Poetry
Bookmarked by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
20 Aug 2021
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Unusual Strings by Ashfae, mostlyjustgoose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jan 2025
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There is an unfortunate truth about Fallen angels, and it is this: some Fall, some saunter vaguely downwards, and some are knocked sideways from precarious perches...
A Reverse Omens AU in which Aziraphale (formerly Israfel) Falls, Crowley does not, and what transpires as a result.
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- Part 1 of Unusual Strings
Bookmarked by theycallmeDernhelm (onyourleft084)
30 Jul 2021