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- Smallville (97)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (55)
- The Sentinel (TV) (49)
- Hannibal (TV) (34)
- Doctor Who (2005) (23)
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Stede Bonnet is both an Alpha and the Duke of Fairfax on Barbados. When a kidnapped and abused Omega lands in his lap, Stede has to deal with what it means to be a real Alpha--something he's never dealt with in his life.
Izzy Hands, first mate of the Queen Anne's Revenge is kidnapped by Jack Rackham and left stranded on Barbados. He finds himself taken in by the weirdest damn group of Betas and Omegas, led by an Alpha named Stede fuckin' Bonnet who is nothing like any Alpha he's ever known--and he finds out that he likes it more than he should, despite being all but bonded to another Alpha already.
Edward Teach is captain of the Queen Anne's Revenge--and Izzy's Alpha. When his Omega is taken from him, Edward will do whatever it takes to get his Omega back and bonded, where he belongs--at Ed's side.
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Stede Bonnet has... a reputation. For rescuing and rehabbing unwanted hybrids. Enter bonded pair feline Ed and canine Izzy.
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Pour Some Sugar on Me by kelex, piratejamming (naminejamie)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Jul 2024
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Though he is attending Izzy Hands’ retirement party from sugaring, Stede knows that he needs to make Izzy his after seeing him. Luckily, he has Lucius’s assistance as a wingman, and between Lucius’s advice and Stede’s attempts at charm, they have a perfect recipe to convince Izzy to be Stede’s sugar baby.
“Which would be where you, darling Israel, come in. I wouldn't want much from you, admittedly. Talking to me every couple of days for a few minutes. Perhaps seeing me once a week. I'm much busier than I'd like, and I wouldn't want to take up too much of your time, either.”
Stede’s words seem especially hilarious at a retirement party. However, before he can point it out, the buzzing from before clicks into place. Bonnet Enterprises is the return address on about half of his prosthetic clinic flyers and an entire stack of his bills.
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Izzy's about to lose his mind when he gets kissed. By everyone.
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Omega Stede is stealing the crews clothes to nest with. Alpha Izzy is having to rectify this because the crew only own like one outfit each. (In no way is this actually meant as anything serious. It's completely humorous and meant to entertain.)
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A series of short fics that are building up the relationship between Alpha werewolf Anton and vampire Viago von Dorna Schmarten Scheden Heimburg
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Fills for 2022 Our Flag Means Death (OFMD) Kinktober, daily prompts are included with the story.
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Discord Prompts by kelex
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Original Work, Star Wars Original Trilogy
12 Jan 2019
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Stede Bonnet owns a fancy yarn shop in a cosy little seaside town. Life is mostly peaceful, a bit stressful, often lonely—then the empty shop next door is taken over by a leatherworker with kind eyes and a surprising fondness for cashmere, and everything changes.
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Bookmarked by kelex
03 Jan 2024
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In January, Lucius' boss regales him with the story of meeting his new boyfriend, Izzy. A boyfriend that Lucius is hard pressed it believe exists. As the year moves on, Lucius thinks that Stede is just digging himself a deeper hole with the tales of his beau, but the boss is insistent. And who's Lucius to get in the way of happiness? Even if that happiness is most likely imaginary...
Bookmarked by kelex
29 Nov 2023
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Bookmarked by kelex
27 Nov 2023
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All Aboard the Trope Train, Choo Choo Motherfucker by Jazzxdaffy
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 Aug 2022
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A canon-divergent subversion of tropes, and metacommentary on fanfiction and fandom culture... or, pirate porn that will make you laugh.
(Eventually) Featuring:
Only One Bed
Enemies to Lovers
Mary-Sue/Self-Insertion
Teaching Him to Read as a Romantic Gesture
Oblivious!Stede Bonnet
Pouty!Edward Teach
Also Slutty!Edward Teach (affectionate)
"The raid had gone well."
Moths
Oh. OH.
Idiots in love, but also just lots of fucking.- Words:
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12 Nov 2023
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welcome to Dino's omegaverse emporium. pre-canon Edizzy centric. caution, wet floors.
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Bookmarked by kelex
09 Nov 2023