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    Birthday fics for Dapper, inspired by her amazing Tarot Deck!

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    Crowley has just moved into his Mayfair apartment and finds a postcard addressed to the previous tenant. With no return address, he's left to collect and read the mysterious A.Z.F.'s adventures across Europe, where he hunts for bizarre bibles and rates ridiculously expensive wine in his free time. The question is: How will A.Z.F. react when Crowley finally gets his return address and writes back?

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    It was different, he knew, to accidentally read someone else’s postcard versus intentionally perusing one in place of good newspaper over coffee. Crowley decided he was allowed that indecency, to balance out the good deed of safeguarding the mail in the first place.

    He kicked his feet up onto his desk, scooped up the takeaway coffee that was brought around by their newest intern, and settled in to read some of the most densely crowded handwriting he’d ever laid eyes on.

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    01 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Aziraphale needs a last-minute date to his brother’s wedding to stop his relatives from pestering him. Enter Crowley, his sharp-tongued coworker, who agrees to play the part,but only to mess with people. Except they’re really good at pretending to be in love. Too good.

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    21 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 65

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    Crowley reluctantly agreed to help his colleague Anathema supervise a car wash to raise money to take their students to Pride. He wasn’t happy about it… until a gorgeous angel stepped out of a ridiculous antique Mini. Flustered, he asked the beautiful man to recommend a mechanic for his vintage Bentley, even though he already had a great mechanic, who also happened to be his best friend.

    Prompt: I’m a teacher, and my students and I organized this car wash to raise money for [cause]. I was completely unprepared for the hottest person I’ve ever seen to show up in a [fancy car].

    Now complete!

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    20 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    All Agnes wanted, for as long as she could remember, was to take care of her village and help the people she loved. To fit in. It wasn’t her fault she had visions that invariably came true. Or that she was labeled, accurately, a witch. What choice did she have but to resign herself to the life already written out for her, like the book she’d been tasked to create?

    Luckily for Agnes, her best friend Cora believed there was more to life than visions and books.

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    20 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    Spring has come to London, and with it, fresh possibilities. Anthony Crowley--determined to finally follow through on old dreams--signs up for a couple of classes as he tries to revisit what he loves best, get out of a rut, and get back into his career as a freelancer. Aziraphale works as a librarian not far from St. Lucius' School of Fine Art, and when his neighbour and friend, Anathema, asks if he would be interested in a little side-gig as one of the life models for her Intermediate Figure Drawing class, he agrees.

    That's not going to awaken things in anyone, right?

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    19 Sep 2025