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    Hermione Granger was just trying to have a normal Tuesday. You know: feed her overly dramatic cat, open a definitely-dangerous ancient armoire, ignore Cormac McLaggen until he wanders off to do whatever it is useless men do.

    Instead, she got: A surprise heist, four suspiciously well-coordinated intruders in designer cloaks, one ancient book radiating “murder me” vibes and a front-row seat to what can only be described as a magical boyband breakup under extreme stress.

    Inside the warehouse: Chaos, spells, and a near-bludgeoning featuring one decorative bust. Outside the warehouse: Harry Potter with 36 Aurors, a plan held together with sellotape and rage, and Ron Weasley seconds from committing murder on live Prophet coverage.

    It’s like Ocean’s Eleven had a baby with Die Hard and gave it a wand, a trauma bond, and a lot of feelings no one is emotionally equipped to handle. The intruders say they want the cursed object. Hermione suspects what they really need is group therapy, juice boxes, and a very long nap.

    The Vault is: 50% tension 30% sarcasm 20% bad decisions and 100% one Gryffindor witch with a coin-based panic button saving her own damn life while the wizards argue about tactical logistics.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    the vault - dramione

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    “Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”

    “What? No!"

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    Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.

    Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    matters of miscommunication - dramione

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    When the Duke of Wiltshire hires Miss Hermione Granger to be the new governess for his young sister and his ward, they both assume it will be like any other post.

    The duke does not imagine a woman with an unknown past who makes the Manor's corrupted magic react the moment she steps foot on the grounds. And Hermione is not expecting one of her charges to be shrouded in mysteries that she feels compelled to solve, even though the duke continues to get in her way.

    Set against a dying Malfoy Manor, the launching of a young lady in her first Season, and a deepening medical mystery, our favorite couple is drawn together and may find love.

    But there is a problem, and it's even larger than their differences in station: the Manor is hungry, and it wants Hermione all for itself.

     

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    02 Aug 2025

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    cravings of malfoy manor - dramione

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    Sixteen years post-war, Draco Malfoy has reinvented himself: Head Auror of the French Ministry, internationally respected, hero-adjacent, and absolutely not still a security risk (depending on who you ask). So when Harry Potter lures him back to Britain with the promise of power, prestige and MILD public outrage, Draco's only question is: how bad could it possibly be?

    Hermione Granger-Weasley is the Ministry's golden girl: war hero, legal prodigy, and the woman most likely to stabilise the government before her second cup of coffee. With Shacklebolt stepping down ahead of the November elections and two dangerously mediocre men circling the job like vultures, Hermione is the obvious - and reluctantly willing - successor. Backed by a few loyal allies, a lot of policy and a marriage that looks respectable (if you squint), she doesn't have time for distractions. Especially not in the form of Draco Malfoy: smug, silver-tongued, and recently hired into her orbit like a bad decision in expensive tailoring. Unfortunately he's infuriatingly competent. And even more unfortunately - he agrees with her.

    OR how did Hermione Granger become Minister for Magic and how the fuck did Malfoy get roped into this deluded shit show.

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    02 Aug 2025

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    in case of scandal, obliviate - dramione

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    Grace Williams takes the road trip of her life and finds herself employed as Fangtasia's resident songbird. Will she learn to control her new powers and navigate Eric and Bill's bitter rivalry? Or give into her addiction and join the notorious 27 Club? Eric/OC. Set during the year between Seasons 3 and 4. Main arc complete, one epilogue down, one to go (although won't be for a bit).

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    29 Jul 2025

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    27 - eric northman x ofc