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Rio Vidal, former child violin prodigy and current terror at large (composer/professor), has returned to Westview University after a sabbatical only to find that she’s been replaced as resident chaos queen by the new doctoral conducting student, Agatha Harkness.
AKA our favorite disaster lesbians but make it dark academia with a little artistic flair. The whole gang is here!
(I wanted to reverse the trope and make Rio the hot professor-this is what happened.)Bookmarked by disfunction_surrender
03 Oct 2025
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When Agatha gets a private message from someone in a Dungeons and Dragons server claiming to be a lesbian, she plays into the game, stringing along what she assumes to be some awkward incel and getting them way too seriously into the Discord daddy/kitten dynamic.
Agatha is very, very incorrect about who is on the other end of her screen. The problem she inevitably faces is how deep the teeth marks are going to be when this bites her in the ass.
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OR, yes, the agathario discord kitten au.- Language:
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12 Aug 2025
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Last, the woman who haunted her dreams. No, not dreams, nightmares. She didn’t dream of Agatha Harkness. That’d be impossible because Rio felt no rage course through her bloodstream like the rage she felt for Agatha fucking Harkness. Where Jen was cruel, Agatha was vicious. Not because she tortured Rio at school, but because she was most unfortunately Rio’s first love. It made her sick to think about now, her first everything was with Agatha under the dark cover of those bleachers next to the football field. Her first kiss was underneath those bleachers with Agatha, her first time, her first heartbreak. All the while, Agatha hung off the arm of some perfect jock because of course she fucking did.
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Rio Vidal moves back to her hometown of Westview after 20yrs and has to face her high school sweetheart (and the bane of her existence) Agatha Harkness.
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- Part 1 of Well I Wonder
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14 Jul 2025
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But We Can't by forestgreentrees
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Oct 2025
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“Why are you so desperate to get under my skin?”
Agatha shrugged nonchalantly even though her heart was pounding. “You’ve lived comfortably enough in that palace of yours. I’d like to bring you back to reality.”
Rio-Sofia scoffed.
Agatha flinched when the door jolted. Rio-Sofia had smacked her hand against the door by her head.
“Again, you don’t know what you’re talking about.”
OR: After second in line to the Spanish thrown, Princess Rio-Sofia Vidal was photographed kissing a woman, scandalising the Spanish royal family. Queen Isabella IV sends her daughter to university in London to keep her out of the public eye. This is where she meets Agatha Harkness, and no, they don't get off on the right foot.
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- Part 1 of But We Can't
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06 Jul 2025
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Somewhere Only We Know ~ A Professor AU by rioallalong_719
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Dr. Rio Vidal is the Dean of faculty and Head of the Biological Science Department, a respected and feared leader among her peers. Dr. Agatha Harkness is the witch of the literature department, known for her sharp lectures, powerful stature, and a professor students loved and hated at the same time. The issue: They're secretly married, with only a few close friends knowing.
What happens when young Dr. Wanda Maximoff tries to get with Dr. Harkness? Will Rio blow their cover with her protectiveness? Or will Agatha's pregnancy be the one that breaks the secret love story at West View University?
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A secret marriage between our favorite witch lesbians in a professor AU.
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- Part 1 of The Great Harkness-Vidal Love Story
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26 Jun 2025